Granted but now you are paralyzed from the waist down :c
I wish I could see without contacts or glasses!
Granted, but now not only are you colour blind but you are also a paraplegic. Oops!
I wish I wasn't tired.
Granted, you feel so energized you don't even need to sleep! BUT you start hallucinating pretty badly and can't decide what is real and what isn't--and eventually succumb to psychosis.
I wish I had my own apartment.
Granted, but your 'new' apartment has leaks and is that a blood stain?
I wish I could teleport anywhere
Granted but you wind up teleporting in on a crime in progress and as a result are arrested for the crime as well.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
Granted Jay but they're large enough to eat your hand, watch yer fingers
I wish someone else would start packing the apartment up!
Granted! But they walk out with everything they packed.
I wish I could multitask efficiently.
Granted but, now you multi task all the time, no more free time for you
I wish the end of april would come faster (I can't wait to move)
Granted but now your moving van is busted.
I wish I had a subscription to RPR
Granted! But now all of the text on your pages are written in binary and no one can read it.
I wish I was able to travel throughout the universe with plenty of air, food and resources in order to explore the planets!
Granted, but you travel at the speed of a brisk walk, so you will never even get to Mars before you die, let alone other star systems.
I wish that the world recognized all of you for the awesome people that you are.
Awwww, but then the world forgets who you are and you become a invisible soul that wanders endlessly everywhere.
I wish I could see anyone I wanted without getting criticized for it.
Granted, but the glamour wears off and suddenly you'd rather be a hermit than put up with all of these people.
I wish I could slow down time.
Granted but in the process, you accidentally reverse time and turn yourself back to an infant.
I wish I had more caffeine in my system.