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TaintedCaribou

Its about the journey. Right? I mean sure, we can go get that rare magical item... or we could go get some milk. I mean that box of lucky charms has been sitting there in the cupboard for over a month now. Yes, I know that magical item will save the world from certain doom, but you know what? I don't have enough gas for that. So we're going to the store. Besides, I want some lucky charms damn it. Wait... did we open the box already? We did? Well... yeah... they're stale. Lets go save the world. But you're chipping in for gas.

Lets just say, I can do serious. Or I can do comical. I bring a sense of lightheartedness to the game.... with some dark undertones. I don't do it on purpose, but it more or less just happens.

I do not try to make relationships happen. I've tried before, but they just don't seem to work out. I'm not opposed... Just it's not why I'm here.

More or less, I like to fill the spot that people need filled. My friend plays a hero, I play a villian. People want to do high school? I'll play the Gym Teacher who's there on community service. Starwars - I aim to be the Stormtrooper.

I dunno. I guess I like to think outside the box. Throw monkey wrenches into gear boxes.

Oh yeah. I own a Desert Eagle .50AE. Completely impractical as a weapon. I want to own a painting by John Wayne Gacy... preferably a clown. Why? They're conversation pieces. And I find something funny about hanging a clown painting by a serial killer over my spare bathroom toilet.

I Prefer modern settings. Not opposed to past or future. Fantasy or Sci-fi. Prefer weapons to magic, talking to fighting. If there must be blood, then let the streets run red.

Rave Reviews

I put up something in the RP discussion forum. Caribou didn't just respond, but now he's completely invaluable for the plot I'm drawing for my character! He's not afraid to make something new to fit the plot. That alone deserves kudos! - TheLily
I just met him in a chat and he is already funny :) - wolfkill11

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