Muffet

Cafe

• Muffet is a genuinely sweet spiderchild. Her main goal is to help her friends in the Ruins, and she will often overlook common morals so that she can achieve this goal. She won't mean to directly disrupt or hurt somebody, but her judgement can sometimes become clouded. She enjoys trapping people in her webs and letting her pet go wild, purely because she sees it all as a game. If anyone were to truly get hurt during one of her little games, she would probably cry and feel awful (even if it was just a teeny cut). She knows a lot more than she lets on, and will not stand for being belittled.
  Even with all her cutesy façade, she loves dirty jokes and will giggle like crazy if you tell her one. Any kind of joke is guaranteed to give you a giggling, blushing spider lady!
  
  She has a deep love for anything confectionery-related, and will happily talk your ears off if you let her. She enjoys making tricky bakes the most - cake models of things; carefully decorated fondants; teeny snack designs. She just adores making projects in the medium of cakes! Certainly, if you ever need any kind of sweet or bake made, Muffet should be your first port of call.
  
  She is also an incredibly hopeless romantic. She adores the idea of being swept off of her feet by some tall, mysterious figure... But she knows that stuff only happens in Surface TV shows (according to her spider cousins). Another thing... Muffet can be very flirty sometimes, and most of the time she doesn't really mean to be. It's just another one of her tactics as a businesswoman. It's also a tactic she uses to make friends. Growing up, she only really had her spidery family to tell her how to act and present herself, so she developed her own ways of living, and found that being giggly and cute helped her survive longer than being smart and interesting. After all... If you're cuter, monsters won't hit you as hard.

• Connections

  Friends

  	Sans (played by Sanskrit)
  " * Why are skeletons never angry? * Because nothing gets under their skin, ahuhuhuhu~ * ♫~"

  	Frisk (played anonymously)
  "* Sweet, like a peppermint cream, ahuhuhuhu ~" "* ..." "* Brave."

  	Mettaton (played anonymously)
  " * Ohohoho, Mettaton!! He's still my absolute most favoritest TV star!! "

  	Jan Ewvrae (played anonymously)
  "* What a kind lady ~"

  	Asgore Dreemurr (played anonymously)
  "* I'm not sure what to think about this one... * But Asriel likes him, so I do too ~"

  	Liores Dreemurr (played anonymously)
  "* Such a sweet little child! "

  	Clarence (played anonymously)
  " * What an adorable monster! * Has an extremely good sense of style, ahuhuhuhu ~ "

  Enemies

  	Chara (played anonymously)
  "* Leaves a bad taste in my mouth... ~"

  Acquaintances

  	Omega Flowey (played by Raecoon)
  "* ... * I'm not sure how to feel about this one..."

  	Mettaton (played anonymously)
  " * Another Mettaton... ♫ * Still my favourite TV star "

• Cafe Reviews

  * Please, nothing rude or vulgar ~
  * Remember, this is a kids' TV show, ahuhuhuhu ~

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    Sanskrit || February 1 2016, 2:26pm

    "*picks up muffet*
    *proceeds to take her home*
    
    This is my new pet. I cannot love her enough- purple? Check. Sweets-oriented? Check. Dirty Jokes?! CHECK!"

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    Muffet (played anonymously) || February 11 2016, 11:10am

    "(( Y E A A A
    everyone loves muffet and i love it y e s <333333 ))"

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