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Services

  • Apotheosis Productions

    Hello and welcome. Life should be a thing of fulfillment and wellness, but there's many things, both of this world and none, that can tamper with an individual's ability to live the best they can.

    Here at Apotheosis Productions, whether it be an internal struggle that requires spiritual rewiring, a powerful outside source causing misery and upset that must be pacified. Or even knowing which path to take when going home! AP is here to lend these and many other services so that anyone, from any walk of life. Can be happy, healthy, and above all.

    In love with their best self.

  • Welcome To Apotheosis

    • Funeral arrangement: Basic ceremony is 400 (first-time widows/losses get a 30% discount) +20 any additional practices.
    • Astrology reading: 130 for an hour, +15 for every extra hour (brief summaries are free).
    • Confessionals: First-timers get an audience free. Every subsequent session is 20.
    • Wedding officiant: 20 an hour +40 for every additional service. First-timers get a 40% off.
    • Cleansing ritual: 15/25 an hour depending on complexity (general overview is free).
    • Exorcism: 40 per person. Objects start at 9 (smallest) and increase in increments of 5 per kilogram of weight.
  • 50% of all earnings go toward clinics, poorhouses, orphanages, and charity.

  • Terms of Service

    Company Assurances Customer Protocol First-Time Offenses Banned Offenses
    Company Assurances
    • You will never be judged for your race, gender, sexuality, or beliefs.
    • Your personal affairs are your own and will remain private.
    • If you cannot pay upfront there are many options for payment plans.
    • Any questions/concerns are paramount and heeded.
    • There will never be erroneous extra charges for services. Everything is carefully calculated and evaluated.
    • Should the assigned task not be met with satisfaction (sans fully completed objectives) you are entitled to a refund.
    • Repeat customers get bonuses/special offers.
    Customer Protocol
    • You will not demand special treatment. All clients are considered equal.
    • You will be respectful of procedure and not interfere.
    • Unless agreed to beforehand, your participation is not necessary.
    • Be courteous in the workspace.
    • Never cause intended harm.
    • You will pay upfront (unless agreed to a payment plan) before the work commences.
    • You will give a full account (written) of what you expect and the services you want.
    First-Time Offenses
    • Detrimentally interfering with following ordinances.
    • Aggressive fraternizing.
    • Back-seat clergy-ing.
    • Failure to communicate accurately.
    • Trying to use a payment plan in order to get out of paying the full price.
      Banned Offenses
    • Repeating any of the first list of offenses more than once.
    • Refusing to pay.
    • Harming/endangering other customers.
    • Causing trouble for the sake of doing so.