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    • Father Pyratus (played by Jooters) || May 15 2025, 9:19am

      "Pyratus scoffed.
      "A man tempting another into infidelity?" He exclaimed. "I'd almost feel bad. For you because you're a sinful man who decided to get with not only a Magicka man but a Blaccat, but for Adam, for settling for someone who looks like you."

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      • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 15 2025, 10:36am

        "i think somebody here looks jealous."
        Tony would sniff the air ironically
        "Hmm, i don't know, maybe this cat in front of me that looks like an anthro wrinkled ballsack."

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        • Father Pyratus (played by Jooters) || May 15 2025, 10:38am

          "Insult me all you want, but I'll forever have more money and bitches than you'll ever have."

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          • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 15 2025, 10:43am

            "Doesn't bother me" Tony would shrug
            "You'll never find the meaning of what truly is to be a living and loving person "oh but i dont-" okay bundle of sticks get out of my face, i can't possibly bring myself to give a fuck to how much rich you are, you still look like a wrinkled ballsack."
            He'd roll his eyes.
            "AND I have someone who loves me for who I am, not my social status. Love is born within those who have nothing."

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    • Jooters Blaccat (played by Jooters) || May 10 2025, 1:55am

      "tony why are you banging my dad"

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    • BL00DF4NG (played by Jooters) || May 5 2025, 10:04am

      "Bloodfang walks into Tony's bar, glaring at everyone and baring his fangs as he walks in.
      "3y. R u t3h b4rt3nd3r 0r smthn???"

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      • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 5 2025, 3:42pm

        "Tony would stare at the non-anthro canine walking in.

        "heyyy uhm, yes! I'm the bartender, correct, what can I get for you?.."
        He would smile awkwardly."

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        • BL00DF4NG (played by Jooters) || May 5 2025, 4:43pm

          "Bloodfang snarled.
          "H3h... Typ1c4l B3T4..." He said. "S0 stup1d U d0n't n0 wh4t 4LPH4S dr1nk. Just g03s 2 sh0 h0w 4LPH4 1 4m!"
          He prances further into the bar proudly, showing off his handsome body."

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          • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 5 2025, 4:56pm

            "Tony would hold back a laugh, sucking in his lips and closing his eyes with a small grin.
            "grhk-" he would take a deep breath.

            "Mate, Lad, its just basic procedure to ask what the costumer wants... I can't guess, I'm asking outta politeness, jus' tell me what ya want. Actually, how old are you?? Can you even legally buy alcohol?" Tony tilted his head"

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            • BL00DF4NG (played by Jooters) || May 5 2025, 5:46pm

              "Bloodfang sat there with a proud look.
              "6 m0nths." He said. "Cl34rly 0ld 3nuff 2 dr1nk 1n w4lf y34rs. N0w, g1ve m3 v0dk4.""

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              • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 5 2025, 5:53pm

                ""...six?... months?.... that's..."
                He counted on his fingers
                "sixteen in wolf years, I'm afraid I can't serve you anything alcoholic, I'll give you a root beer or a orange juice, but, no deal, no vodka for you, man."
                He would shake his head."

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    • Thomas (played by Jooters) || May 3 2025, 8:41pm

      "A teenage snow leopard rolls up in front of Tony with a kick flip.
      "Sup." He said, his voice cool and gravelly like something you'd hear from a cartoon punk. "You like... Sell alcohol, right? You should gimme some. I'll give ya a twenty.""

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      • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 3 2025, 8:50pm

        "First, you're very colorful, secondly, got any ID i could see? I sell but i sell legally! Not trynna get feds on my stuff again." he'd then whisper "hotties pay half the price ;3"

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        • Thomas (played by Jooters) || May 3 2025, 8:53pm

          "Thomas' initial toothy grin immediately faded away and turned into a look of sheer horror.
          "What- what the hell is wrong with you?!" He shouted. "I'M A FUCKIN' TEENAGER YOU PEDOPHILE.""

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          • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 3 2025, 8:56pm

            "Tony would frown a lot, just sadness.

            "I DIDNT KNOW IM SORRY ALSO YOU CANT BUY ALCOHOL I ASSUMED YOU WERE ATLEAST TWENTY ONE YOU, LIAR! YOU DECEIVED ME! THIS IS YOUR FAULT"

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            • Thomas (played by Jooters) || May 3 2025, 9:07pm

              "Thomas thought for a moment, before his face shifted back to a mischievous grin.
              "Hey, pedo guy." He says. "Tell ya what, you gimme the alcohol, and I won't call the police. How's that sound?"

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              • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 3 2025, 9:12pm

                "IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!" Tony would shout defensively.
                "YOU COME IN MY BAR AS A SUPPOSEDLY LAW ABBIDING CITIZEN SO I EXPECT YOU TO BE ATLEAST AN ADULT OVER THE AGE OF TWENTY, I'M NOT MAKING A CRIME AND GIVING YOU ALCOHOL, THERES A SIGN THAT SAYS NO MINORS! forgive me, please, then we can work the alcohol out."

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                • Thomas (played by Jooters) || May 3 2025, 9:14pm

                  "So you are willing to give me alcohol!" Thomas said. "Okay! I forgive you. Where's my beer?"

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                  • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 3 2025, 9:19pm

                    "Tony would sigh
                    "Well what do you like?? piña colada? Root beer? Uh, gin and vodka? just tell me already" :("

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                    • Thomas (played by Jooters) || May 3 2025, 9:23pm

                      "All of them, please and thank you!" Thomas replied with a shit-eating grin. He knows he's won."

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                      • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 3 2025, 9:26pm

                        "I find it funny that two out of those three aren't even alcoholic, do your search."
                        He would just get some of his frozen pre-mades and hand them over, with the root beer too.
                        "There." :("

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                        • Thomas (played by Jooters) || May 3 2025, 9:33pm

                          "... No, only one is." Thomas said with Wikipedia pulled up on his phone. "Piña colada is made with white rum according to the IBA and is a cocktail."
                          Thomas smiled.
                          "'Do your search.'" He said sarcastically as he began drinking."

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                          • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 3 2025, 9:39pm

                            "Well here I ask, who made these specific drinks, iba or me? me, of course, and I don't use alcohol in mine, okay maybe I do, but i wanted to find I way to say iballs but like I'm in iba so like"
                            he would shrug
                            "Just get outta my face"

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                            • Thomas (played by Jooters) || May 3 2025, 9:41pm

                              "Thomas rolled his eyes as he stood to leave.
                              "Smell ya later, pedo guy." He said as he walked out of the bar."

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    • The Guardian (played by Jooters) || April 27 2025, 11:53pm

      "birds > dogs"

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    • Jooters Blaccat (played by Jooters) || March 8 2025, 8:25pm

      "A young boy looks at Tony from afar with wide, starry eyes. After a few awkward moments, he runs up excitedly.
      "Woaaaahh! There's a new guy like me!" He exclaims. "Welcome!"

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      • Tony (played by Zerofrfr) || May 5 2025, 9:11pm

        "Tony would notice the small kid running over to him, he would wave gently.

        "Heyy!! Hello!! Hi!! Hey there fella, glad to be welcomed here!!" Tony would smile at Jooters, giggling."

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