Porky
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A Well To-Do Ham
Name: Hamuel Wilbur Hogg abbreviated as H. W. Hogg
Species: Pig Orc
Height: 10 ft tall
Weight: 1300 lbs
Occupation: Had a brief stint as a detective and criminal prosecutor, has passed the bar exam in common and elvish and has a master of laws in interspecies law and a PhD in Lorekeeping - Part-Time Professor. Will say he worked in investment banking but really that was just his first job as a financier/book-keeper at G&G (Grimmel & Grokkerth - Famous goblin investment bank).
Bio: Born in the dimunitive Green Borough of the Elven metropolis called Myrandel city, Ham was one of the many disenfranchised individuals amongst the Beastkin, interspecies and people of sorcerous descent whom had a history of persecution and prejudice from the broader humanoid races. Ham would be what his kind referred to as a Xonfwree, a savant blessed with great intellect by the boar god but really it was more a matter of inclinations and upbringing in an age radically different to what his community were used to, whilst laws to bring equity to this underserved population had brought some progress by and large, his community suffered under the yoke of institutional racism the most prominent proponents of which were Elves. Hamuel turned to logic and rhetoric with a great love for philosophy, reading, numbers and in general unraveling the societal dynamics of a realm which was still grappling with concepts of equality and which had seen a resurgence in populist nationalism and racist persecutions, growing up he was continuously exposed to hatred whether through microaggression from his elvish peers in university, whom had far more privileged upbringings than he did or blatantly in public and digital forums which made him grapple with his self esteem. It came to a climax when he was falsely accused of sexually assaulting an elvish socialite whom had baited the Pig-Orc on a few dates in what ended up being a honey trap over a need for money, he was able to navigate out of this case but the moniker Elf-Ruiner has stuck since, he somewhat embraces it as a joke though truthfully the memories of being almost violently lynched by a mob of elves and humans have never left him and his face shows the scars to prove it, prejudice now is represented in more subtle forms and affirmed by the silence of a largely apathetic majority who have forgotten how hard won those meagre equalities were and how dangerous the rhetoric of the extreme few can be.
Truthfully however, he is a bit of a contradiction, while exuberant, respectful, brilliantly well-spoken and possessing a charisma born of a genuine kindness, he struggles with his self-esteem and hopes to eventually find someone to settle down with.
Features: Facial scars (defending himself from a lynch mob) well groomed tusks and
"Warning Explicit Mature Content"A defining feature of Pig Orcs is their very large genitalia, when the elves first encountered them, they were still relatively primitive, indigenous to many lands settled and colonized by the elves. A large part of their history was marked by systemic extermination and widespread persecution being viewed as little more than animals, in part, their large appendages and moreso nuts spurned on rumors, the converse was true, boar pheromones were infact found to have an extremely potent aphrodisiac effect on the sparingly fertile elves capable of spontaneously inducing ovulation on account of sorcerous origins, pig orcs were able to conceive with other humanoids with a 50/50 chance of the child being born as one of either species than a hybrid. Whats more, the phallus of a boar, dimunitively referred to as a Pork-Screw on account of its peculiar shape is specifically shaped to induce maximal pleasure, one theory relates that in recent history Pig-Orc females were much larger and more aggressive than the solitary boars, forming matriarchal herds, ensuring maximal appeasement ensured survival and bonding. The testicles of a boar are exceedingly large, in Ham's case, when he hit puberty, his body had not yet adapted to carry them, hence he had to carry them around in a wheelbarrow, earning the moniker " Wheelbarrow Wilbur " which caused him great shame. The volume of semen they produce is immense as well, the lowest amount on record has been two litre, with the sperm being capable of inducing ovulation and at times even gametal replication, meaning they can effectively reproduce with species even deemed to be competely incompatible or infertile, since the sorcerous sperm cells will incorporate and replicate genetic material (magic or otherwise as well) to ensure this, it is believed this was the result of a shamanistic ritual to ensure survival or it was sorcerously modified into them by elves who wished to rapidly produce armies of slaves and such. The result is so profound that Pig Orcs almost always sire a litter in those whom they mate with. They are known to be able to control their libidinous instincts better than most humanoids, rather than experiencing it transiently, they experience it as a sudden rush and trigger with a chosen mate, this ensures extreme stamina to the point a pig orc will often breed their mate to the point of inducing cardiac arrest in older boars. Hamuel ofcourse would only experience this trigger with a consensual and close bond
