goldfish-with-a-knife

The Basics

• The Fish (with a knife)

  
  Listen to the above video while reading this to receive the full intended effect.
  
  A small goldfish. For all intents and purposes, it was a perfectly ordinary goldfish. Golden scales which were precisely the color of an orange covered its small, fishy body, and a pair of small fins protruded from somewhat behind the gills. A dorsal fin, also the color of an orange, ran along its dorsal ridge (that means its back) and a matching tail fin protruded from behind. Its eyes were bulbous and yellow, its face expressionless. The only thing setting this goldfish apart from any other goldfish was the fact that it was carrying a knife, because it was, in fact, carrying a knife.

• Vital Stats

  • Name: goldfish-with-a-knife
  • Gender: Unknown
  • Race: goldfish
  • Class: knife-owner
  • Alignment: fantastic evil
  • Age: 22 in goldfish years
  • Body Type: goldfish-shaped
  • Height: 0.64"
  • Weight: 4 oz. (without knife)
  • Complexion: orange
  • Hair: none
  • Eyes: yellow and bulbous
  • Handedness: left
  • Scars: none
  • Likes: fish food, bubbles, tiny castles
  • Dislikes: getting sucked into the filter