Kanakka

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• Note!

  Please do not hesitate to RP, or to chat to me via whispers about RP. RP is awesome. Yay.
  
  Kanakka is making inquiries after a gunsmith.

• Vital Stats

  • Name: Kanakka
  • Gender: Male
  • Played by: ComradeJohan
  • Nicknames: Kan, Big Red, Kanakakkanakakana(.etc)
  • Race: Genetically Engineered Hybrid (Dragonshark will do)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Age: 1, But was born mature and intelligent
  • Size: 18 ft long, 7ft at the hip
  • Body Type: Suarian
  • Height: 10 ft
  • Weight: ~500kg
  • Complexion: Red
  • Hair: None
  • Eyes: Black
  • Handedness: Ambidextrous (feet too!)
  • Relationship Status: Single
  • Personality: Awkward
  • Mannerisms: Polite
  • Likes: Butts, warfare, firearms, Weapons of mass destruction
  • Dislikes: Cliques, favoritism, magic.

• Physical Description

  A highly unusual creature, hard to miss. Large saurian beast with the head of a shark, albeit with horns and ears; Truly a mishmash of parts, though with nothing like frankenstein-esque visible seams; A jest of nature, or perhaps magic or science. His skin is like warm, old leather -not rough nor smooth. It is soft to the touch but firms up considerably upon an impact. Gender is obvious on account of external genitals, aside from that, it would be clear as day the moment he opens his mouth to speak, with a low, clear, masculine tone.

• Apparel and Accesories

  Kanakka has gotten a hold of a suitably sized Kimono that gives him a range of movement that suits him nicely, the unfortunate drawback is that the lower hem of the garment does not reach down low enough to cover his genitals completely, resulting in the small member and larger balls being visible most of the time, though usually reasonably wreathed in shadow. Similarly, the garment is not up to the task to reaching low enough to cover his rump, and even if it were, his tail would get in the way.
  
  His halberd is a 22 foot long, straight-edged, sixty kilogram monstrosity with a hammer back-face, He also carries a new leather satchel.
  
  The most recent picture link here enjoys being broken, therefore, I shall link them in a more mundane manner.
  Slightly NSFW
  A lot more NSFW

• Pesonality

  Kanakka is awkward, uncertain and naturally servile.
  
  He is lent a certain naivete by the fact that he simply awoke among a burning grove with all the knowledge he now possesses, intelligent and mature; it makes him somewhat socially awkward, but in situations of work and combat he has an irascible certainty about him, as though he knows exactly what he is doing.
  
  He is intrinsically helpful, friendly and prone to following orders, as though engineered to do so. Despite friendly demeanor, he seems to have n doubt that he was made to fight and kill, though administration and other such tasks also suit him well. Atop all this he has an overriding loneliness about him

• Tidbits

  - Kanakka cannot lie. This also lends him to be rather gullible
  
  - No consent! yay! Feel free to do as you wish, however, bear in mind that if you try to injure or Kill Kanakka, he will defend himself; you had best be prepared for consequences.
  
  - If you are curious about something that is especially unusual, but do not wish to ask me directly, here is an F-list. Please disregard the description there, as it is of the character prior to the reboot.