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ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴀɢᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴs ᴄʀᴜᴅᴇ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ.
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ ᴏғғᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ.
What a curious collection of unique items this devious little succubus has managed to get her grubby hands on. One can only guess the origin of such unusual wares or their true effects. One thing for certain, the pint sized she devil is keeping her lips sealed on both accounts. There will be absolutely no refunds once the coin is exchanged. Enjoy!
(NOTE: Please know that a good number of these items listed are taken from or inspired by the adult text based adventure game Corruption of Champions.
The game can be found here.
It is an extremely graphic game and not for anyone under the age of consent.)
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"Bring out the succubus in YOU!"
Succubi Milk
A finely crafted bottle filled to the brim with a creamy pink milk of dubious origin.
This lovingly crafted pot is filled with a thick amber nectar that glitters in the light. You smell an intoxicating sweet scent wafting from it.
Pure Honey
The meat looks almost too good to eat, far too succulent to be considered normal. It smells delicious and makes your mouth water.
Imp Food
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"Bring out the incubus in YOU!"
Incubi Draft
An elegantly topped flask with a slimy looking lilac fluid, purported to give Incubi-like powers.
Looks kind of like a dog's dick, doesn't it? Especially this one with the big knot-like bulge or this one with the ball-like bulbs.
Canine Pepper
This sealed flagon of 'Goblin Ale' sloshes noisily with alcoholic brew. Judging by the markings on the flagon, it's a VERY strong drink, and not to be trifled with.
Goblin Ale
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These strands of sweet gooey gossamer aren't like the silk that spider-morphs produce. It's edible.
Sweet Gossamer
But who knows what it'll do to you?
The dark swirling hardly corporeal substance flows like liquid. You feel uncomfortable as you observe it.
Ectoplasm
This bizarre egg carries an unusual scent, appropriately labeled "Reptilum". It is likely that it is tied to reptiles in some way.
Reptilum
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If one is feeling more greedy then the little demoness also offers 'grab bag' type deals, or in this case, grab chest deals. Each chest contains a random assortment of items, the amount of items varies on which chest is purchased.
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A rather plain box compared to the others, but it's likely to be a real deal if someone manages to score some of the more expensive items. This box could likely contain three of any of the above items, but there's a one in five chance that it is utterly empty, so either way it's a gamble.
Cardboard Box
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A prettier box with far better chances! This one could contain six of any of the above items, or it could possibly contain multiples of a single item, what luck. Just like any gamble, it's a risk. A one in fifteen chance of this box being empty.
Wrapped Gift
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By far the best buy out of all the boxes. It is certain that all of the unique items are inside it, but there is a very slim chance that it could hold within it one of the most desired items that the succubus can create. Her True Love's Kiss potion. There is no possibility of this box being empty.
Lucky Present
