Seaamus

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  • Name: Seaamus
  • Gender: Male
  • Played by: Laineie
  • Nicknames: Scaley, Sammy boy, Seamstress
  • Race: Dragon Spirit
  • Class: Spy
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Deity: Maker
  • Age: Do you do the five year rule? Good, how old are you then?
  • Body Type: Tall and dommineering, he difinitely hasnt skipped a single gym visit
  • Height: 6'9"
  • Weight: 280 lbs
  • Complexion: Fine burnished golden scales
  • Hair: Spiked, almost like spun gold, with some silver from age
  • Eyes: Angular and yellowish with flecks of gold and silver and slight curvature from smiling and laughing
  • Handedness: Ambidextrous
  • Relationship Status: Single (and ready to mingle, ladies and pretty gents)
  • Personality: Playful and teasing and rather condecending, and very confidentll
  • Mannerisms: Picks up chicks left and right, and isn't afraid to lie to do it. Wont have sex during a females ovulation if he can help i
  • Likes: Ha ha ha, The ladi-OW, OW, OKAY! Sunsets, flying, spending money on people
  • Dislikes: Not ladies, celibates, being told no, people with no charisma
  • Piercings: Penile Frenulum
• "My name is Seaamus Goldenclaw, I am a Swedish male, height two-oh-three Centimeters metric, aged Thirty, and my Swedish Identification number is eight, six, one, nine, one, two, seven, three, seven."
• "Lord Seaamus is actually a sweetheart, but you have to be something special to see it. Otherwise... you're just a walking noisemakers that he'd like to use to make noise."

• Testimonies from past lovers

  "What can I say? Well... what would you like me to say?"
  "Oh, that guy? Why are you asking, did he get himself in trouble? Did he ask about me?"
  "Ohhh, Seaamus? I remember him! He has such a long, amazing toun-"
  "Yeah, always wearing that damn white coat, like something out of that stupid videogame-"
  "He looked like Ezio Auditore! Well... His clothes. What do you mean you dont know who that is? Are you stupid?"
  "He had strange hair-"
  "Like an anime character, almost, It was so bright yellow."
  "There was some grey, too. Imagine that, only twenty-eight and already going grey."
  "And he had the strangest teeth! Like a fucking shark!"
  "Say, where is that bastard? He skipped town."
  "I hope his daughter Danni is alright, She was so sweet. Only sixteen, you know."
  "I thought we were gonna get married, but he had to go away to the war, dont ya know?"
  "I will never understand how someone who sleeps around so much never settled down to have kids."
  "Yes, He had 5 children! 5! I never asked if they were from the same woman, though...."
  "I hope he rots in hell."
  "God, I hope he found himself a nice woman..."
  "A sweeter man you coudnt imagine."
  "And dear lord, I've never been used so thoroughly."