Insults

Intro

• "Do you even lift, bro?"
  
  
  
  
• Long brown hair, about shoulder blade length, was swooped to one side or the other. His head was shaved on either side, leaving a long flowing mohawk of a mane, ending in soft waves. Big, smiling hazel eyes were housed within strong, angular features - how masculine! Dude's pectorals were muscled out, branching off into nicely toned arms and down into a strong abdomen which led further into swoonable areas that were just as strong - wink. An air of I-can-do-it-better hung around the man, likely a symptom of steroids? Drugs or nah, this was one cool guy and you should get to know him.
• • Name: Insults
  • Gender: Male
  • Actual Name: Samson Samwell (who tf names their kid that, for real?)
  • Nicknames: Sam, Sammy, Beeferoni
  • Race: Human
  • Age: 26
  • Body Type: Athletic/fit
  • Height: 6'4
  • Weight: 240lbs
  • Complexion: Tanned
  • Hair: Dark brown
  • Eyes: Hazel
  • Handedness: Right
  • Scars: Lower right side of his abdomen; looks like a surgery scar (appendix)
  • Relationship Status: Who?