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• To Get The Genie

  To Bring The Genie Out

  
  
  That question is tossed around frequently.
  
  
  Radio Host: How did you become a genie?
  
  Addy: Why I'm the child of genies of course.
  
  
  
  Addy: "We're a dying breed son." That's what my Dad would always tell me even when we were so popular in all legends all over the worlds. "It is up to you young ones to make sure we don't die out."
  
  Radio Host: So how old are you now?
  
  Addy: I'm not even five hundred yet. They all said to settle back near two hundred years ago maybe? It's difficult being a genie in normal life.
  
  Radio Host: But you do it all the time. Go through life just as a person who looks like a normal, well person.
  
  Addy: I guess that's true, but even in this time now we are hunted down just like my father. People think we are all some kind of demons.
  
  Radio Host: Well are you demons?
  
  Addy: Yeah, we are somewhat like walking gods almost, each with their own kind of religion. Even if so our magic is considered dark and it did come from the evils of most places.
  
  Radio Host: How are you able to be in the world of the short living?
  
  Addy: We come from a life right next to yours really. Sort of like a one way sliding glass door. We can only open it from our side and see out to this side. While none of you can see through to our side or open a passage to there.
  
  Radio Host: A lot of people listening do not believe that your a genie. Do you have so magic that you could show me to make even me a believer.
  
  Addy: You wore a pink tie and a pair of bright neon green panties to work today.
  
  Radio Host: I wore a black tie to work and there is no way that a man would come to work wearing panties.
  
  Addy: Check again.
  
  Radio Host: What the fuck?! You guys will no believe this, my tie is pink and I'm afraid to look in my pants now. But how is this going to make our listeners believe that Addy the Genie, is really a genie?
  
  Addy: I don't really care if they do or not, I just wanted to tell someone who I was.
  
  Radio Host: So you have been hunted down by a handful of people who found out or thought you were some kind of demon.
  
  Addy: Funny stories really on my part. Being a genie allows me to hide almost anywhere so I get to watch people turn corners and try to hit everything when I'm just the smoke leaving the chimney.
  
  Radio Host: So for the girls who love magic, you got a special lady friend?
  
  Addy: Sorry magic loving girls, I'm pretty gay when it comes down to it. I love the cock.
  
  Radio Host: Man that is a shame to hear, though it seems when you can pull anything out of a hole it makes you gay.
  
  Addy: Says the man wearing neon green panties.
  
  

  (Canned Laughter)

  
  
  Radio Host: Alright alright, we'll come back in a few minutes with the man who believes that he really is the coolest guy this side of the entire planet.
  
  

  (Applause)