Welp, Christmas is coming up. You all ready? Here's a Christmas meme made by myself and some other guys from another forum.
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List 5 characters! YAY!
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2
3
4
5
Let's buy some gifts! 1 buys 5 a present. What is it?
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 also buys 4 a present. What is it?
3 doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
On to the party! 2 gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
4 caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
...but 5 really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?
2 decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
1 and 3 find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Oh no! 5 knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
1
2
3
4
5
Let's buy some gifts! 1 buys 5 a present. What is it?
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 also buys 4 a present. What is it?
3 doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
On to the party! 2 gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
4 caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
...but 5 really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?
2 decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
1 and 3 find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Oh no! 5 knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
I'll even offer mine up first.
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List 5 characters! YAY!
1 Sumaire (Not on RPR)
2 West
3 Tsane
4 Rémi
5 Nero
Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Sumaire) buys 5 (Nero) a present. What is it?
A book of course! It's about magic and Nero couldn't be more thrilled.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 (West) also buys 4 (Rémi) a present. What is it?
It's a knife, but everybody has their doubts if West actually bought it.
3 (Tsane) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Doesn't know what to buy anyone! Nero's and Sumaire already have a thousand magic books each, while Rémi and West are pretty self reliant.
On to the party! 2 (West) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
He picks Tsane simply because Tsane's house is clean - and because he knows Tsane will agree to it despite disliking the idea.
4 (Rémi) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Looks like we're having some fine dining. Roasted ham with cloves, lots of buttered corn, thick gravy made from the juices from the ham. And for desert, some egg custard on fruitcake.
...but 5(Nero) really doesn't like the food 4(Rémi) prepared. What happens?
Makes a single snarky comment. Rémi responds with a glare and Nero is silenced, and quietly eats everything he is given.
2 (West) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
They all hate it - especially Sumaire. Everybody knows he is just doing it to irritate them all, so the music gets shut off pretty quickly.
1 (Sumaire) and 3 (Tsane) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
They exchange an awkward glance and continue on their way as if nothing had happened.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 (Tsane) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
States that the party was hosted at his house against his will and that if that wasn't enough for them, they would have to chip in cash for the food and decorations. Everybody grumbles about it but none of them offer him any money.
Oh no! 5 (Nero) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Nero is extremely apologetic, and quickly gathers up everything. Sumaire finds the situation amusing - but you wouldn't be able to tell it from looking at him. West and Tsane berate him in good humour which just embarrasses him further and makes him work faster. Rémi actually cracks a smile and watches the whole scene unfold.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Sumaire: I guess it was fun, but I'd rather use the time for studying...
West: For sure. Tsane's place, of course?
Tsane: ... No. This is the second year it's been hosted at my place. Not again.
Rémi: With those idiots? You're kidding right?
Nero: YES! We should have MORE parties! How about New Year's? How about Easter?
1 Sumaire (Not on RPR)
2 West
3 Tsane
4 Rémi
5 Nero
Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Sumaire) buys 5 (Nero) a present. What is it?
A book of course! It's about magic and Nero couldn't be more thrilled.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 (West) also buys 4 (Rémi) a present. What is it?
It's a knife, but everybody has their doubts if West actually bought it.
3 (Tsane) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Doesn't know what to buy anyone! Nero's and Sumaire already have a thousand magic books each, while Rémi and West are pretty self reliant.
On to the party! 2 (West) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
He picks Tsane simply because Tsane's house is clean - and because he knows Tsane will agree to it despite disliking the idea.
4 (Rémi) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Looks like we're having some fine dining. Roasted ham with cloves, lots of buttered corn, thick gravy made from the juices from the ham. And for desert, some egg custard on fruitcake.
...but 5(Nero) really doesn't like the food 4(Rémi) prepared. What happens?
Makes a single snarky comment. Rémi responds with a glare and Nero is silenced, and quietly eats everything he is given.
2 (West) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
They all hate it - especially Sumaire. Everybody knows he is just doing it to irritate them all, so the music gets shut off pretty quickly.
1 (Sumaire) and 3 (Tsane) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
They exchange an awkward glance and continue on their way as if nothing had happened.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 (Tsane) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
States that the party was hosted at his house against his will and that if that wasn't enough for them, they would have to chip in cash for the food and decorations. Everybody grumbles about it but none of them offer him any money.
Oh no! 5 (Nero) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Nero is extremely apologetic, and quickly gathers up everything. Sumaire finds the situation amusing - but you wouldn't be able to tell it from looking at him. West and Tsane berate him in good humour which just embarrasses him further and makes him work faster. Rémi actually cracks a smile and watches the whole scene unfold.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Sumaire: I guess it was fun, but I'd rather use the time for studying...
West: For sure. Tsane's place, of course?
Tsane: ... No. This is the second year it's been hosted at my place. Not again.
Rémi: With those idiots? You're kidding right?
Nero: YES! We should have MORE parties! How about New Year's? How about Easter?
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List 5 characters! YAY!
1- Tyval (verbose cowardly Paladin)
2- Lillian Adsterburg (psycho seraph sorceress who doesn't know the meaning of personal space)
3- Kultas Frei (half-scorpion man who is more than a little weird)
4- Fencer Sitta (everyone's favorite Pan Face elf)
5- Kadan Mellieri Alghesi (forest-spirit-kind-of-treant who screws the rules because he has green hair.
Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Tyval) buys 5 (Kadan) a present. What is it?
A big book of questionable quality heroic poems. Kadan is shocked and glares at Tyval as if he's some kind of cold-blooded murderer. Books are made from trees! :c
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 (Lillian) also buys 4 (Sitta) a present. What is it?
A pink dress covered in frills.
3 (Kultas) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
"My one gift for all sentient beings is salvation." Actually he wanted to buy each a big bowie knife for self-mutilation purposes, but ended up eating the shopkeep. :c
On to the party! 2 (Lillian) gets to choose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
As much as she is dying to see what kind of place Kultas lives in, she goes with Kadan who really seems to want to host the party. She doesn't know Kadan lives in the forest. Party will happen in a cave, because it's snowing.
4 (Sitta) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Everyone will go hungry tonight, for Sitta does not serve lower beings, in any way or form! After much discussion he is persuaded to do something out of pity for said lower races. Various mixed boiled vegetables, without any kind of seasoning, and water.
...but 5 (Kadan) really doesn't like the food 4 (Sitta) prepared. What happens?
He stares at the food, traumatized. Then after a while, he stutters: "I t-t-think I k-knew t-t-t-this cab-b-b-bage..."
2 (Lillian) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Tyval smiles and nods, clapping heartily when she's done - no use upsetting the dangerous woman. Kultas is in a corner in utter pain, because he has an acute sense of hearing and Lilly is LOUD. Sitta is
and Kadan is still too shocked by the food issue to pay them any mind.
1 (Tyval) and 3 (Kultas) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Kultas is not aware of that particular custom of the two-legged folk. But Tyval is. He looks up at the mistletoe, looks at the hideous half-scorpion being, and faints. Kultas ponders for a second if anyone would mind he ate him.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 (Kultas) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
No one really wants to risk upsetting the scorpiontaur. They all ignore it.
Oh no! 5 (Kadan) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Tyval hurries to Kadan's side and asks if he's alright. Lillian frowns and hurries to the tree to put it back up. Kultas and Sitta are having an aloofness contest as they glare. Kadan yells, "I SWEAR IT WAS ACCIDENTAL SORRY MISS TREE", loudly and over and over again.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Tyval: *eying Kultas* "Er um... s-sure?"
Lillian: "Yay! But next time we do it in Kulty's place."
Kultas: "I fear I will be busy saving."
Sitta: "This is the last time I have glorified you lesser beings with my presence."
Kadan: "Just less eating dead people and more girls" *glance at Lillian* "that do NOT play with fire, and sure, I'm game."
1- Tyval (verbose cowardly Paladin)
2- Lillian Adsterburg (psycho seraph sorceress who doesn't know the meaning of personal space)
3- Kultas Frei (half-scorpion man who is more than a little weird)
4- Fencer Sitta (everyone's favorite Pan Face elf)
5- Kadan Mellieri Alghesi (forest-spirit-kind-of-treant who screws the rules because he has green hair.
Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Tyval) buys 5 (Kadan) a present. What is it?
A big book of questionable quality heroic poems. Kadan is shocked and glares at Tyval as if he's some kind of cold-blooded murderer. Books are made from trees! :c
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 (Lillian) also buys 4 (Sitta) a present. What is it?
A pink dress covered in frills.
3 (Kultas) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
"My one gift for all sentient beings is salvation." Actually he wanted to buy each a big bowie knife for self-mutilation purposes, but ended up eating the shopkeep. :c
On to the party! 2 (Lillian) gets to choose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
As much as she is dying to see what kind of place Kultas lives in, she goes with Kadan who really seems to want to host the party. She doesn't know Kadan lives in the forest. Party will happen in a cave, because it's snowing.
4 (Sitta) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Everyone will go hungry tonight, for Sitta does not serve lower beings, in any way or form! After much discussion he is persuaded to do something out of pity for said lower races. Various mixed boiled vegetables, without any kind of seasoning, and water.
...but 5 (Kadan) really doesn't like the food 4 (Sitta) prepared. What happens?
He stares at the food, traumatized. Then after a while, he stutters: "I t-t-think I k-knew t-t-t-this cab-b-b-bage..."
2 (Lillian) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Tyval smiles and nods, clapping heartily when she's done - no use upsetting the dangerous woman. Kultas is in a corner in utter pain, because he has an acute sense of hearing and Lilly is LOUD. Sitta is
and Kadan is still too shocked by the food issue to pay them any mind.1 (Tyval) and 3 (Kultas) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Kultas is not aware of that particular custom of the two-legged folk. But Tyval is. He looks up at the mistletoe, looks at the hideous half-scorpion being, and faints. Kultas ponders for a second if anyone would mind he ate him.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 (Kultas) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
No one really wants to risk upsetting the scorpiontaur. They all ignore it.
Oh no! 5 (Kadan) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Tyval hurries to Kadan's side and asks if he's alright. Lillian frowns and hurries to the tree to put it back up. Kultas and Sitta are having an aloofness contest as they glare. Kadan yells, "I SWEAR IT WAS ACCIDENTAL SORRY MISS TREE", loudly and over and over again.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Tyval: *eying Kultas* "Er um... s-sure?"
Lillian: "Yay! But next time we do it in Kulty's place."
Kultas: "I fear I will be busy saving."
Sitta: "This is the last time I have glorified you lesser beings with my presence."
Kadan: "Just less eating dead people and more girls" *glance at Lillian* "that do NOT play with fire, and sure, I'm game."
This is the second one me and Claine make. Remember the first one?
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List 5 characters! YAY!
1 Capell (Undead playboy)
2 Anokhi (Recently free desert slave)
3 Fial (VERY feminine male elf)
4 Zalia (SHy half-blood vampire)
5 Karra (Nervous ex-slave)
Let's buy some gifts! 1(Capell) buys 5 (Karra) a present. What is it?
Probably roses, the womanizer. Karra would most likely accept the gift just out of the goodness of her heart.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2(Anokhi) also buys 4(Zalia) a present. What is it?
A pretty necklace! Zalia loves getting jewelry.
3(Fial) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
As girly as he is (Fial: "I'm not girly! I'm delicate."), poor Fial doesn't know anything when it comes to buying someone presents!
On to the party! 2(Anokhi) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Anokhi decides that the party will be at Zalia's, of course! Because (in one continuity) she lives in an amazing mansion!
4(Zalia) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Lots of seafood...
...but 5(Karra) really doesn't like the food 4(Zalia) prepared. What happens?
Karra politely tells Zalia how she feels about the food, and Zalia finds something more suitable to her tastes.
2(Anokhi) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Since she dances while she sings, the others do enjoy it a bit. Though the volume of singing could be lessened...
1(Capell) and 3(Fial) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Capell, thinking Fial is a girl, kisses him!! Fial stays in the corner for the rest of the night.(I could NOT have planned that any better.
I didn't even read the questions yet when I listed characters)
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3(Fial) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Everyone still gives Fial a gift, and they make him paint for them in return!
Oh no! 5(Karra) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Karra apologizes profusely, and everyone pitches in to help fix the tree.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Fial and Karra would say no, but everyone else is all for it!
1 Capell (Undead playboy)
2 Anokhi (Recently free desert slave)
3 Fial (VERY feminine male elf)
4 Zalia (SHy half-blood vampire)
5 Karra (Nervous ex-slave)
Let's buy some gifts! 1(Capell) buys 5 (Karra) a present. What is it?
Probably roses, the womanizer. Karra would most likely accept the gift just out of the goodness of her heart.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2(Anokhi) also buys 4(Zalia) a present. What is it?
A pretty necklace! Zalia loves getting jewelry.
3(Fial) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
As girly as he is (Fial: "I'm not girly! I'm delicate."), poor Fial doesn't know anything when it comes to buying someone presents!
On to the party! 2(Anokhi) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Anokhi decides that the party will be at Zalia's, of course! Because (in one continuity) she lives in an amazing mansion!
4(Zalia) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Lots of seafood...
...but 5(Karra) really doesn't like the food 4(Zalia) prepared. What happens?
Karra politely tells Zalia how she feels about the food, and Zalia finds something more suitable to her tastes.
2(Anokhi) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Since she dances while she sings, the others do enjoy it a bit. Though the volume of singing could be lessened...
1(Capell) and 3(Fial) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Capell, thinking Fial is a girl, kisses him!! Fial stays in the corner for the rest of the night.(I could NOT have planned that any better.
I didn't even read the questions yet when I listed characters)Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3(Fial) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Everyone still gives Fial a gift, and they make him paint for them in return!
Oh no! 5(Karra) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Karra apologizes profusely, and everyone pitches in to help fix the tree.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Fial and Karra would say no, but everyone else is all for it!
That was fun.
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List 5 characters! YAY!
1 Raine
2 Elise
3 Kazu
4 Zayne
5 Ramsey (not on RPR)
Let's buy some gifts! 1(Raine) buys 5(Ramsey) a present. What is it?
A new hat.... lol She always made fun of Ramsey's old hat.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2(Elise) also buys 4(Zayne) a present. What is it?
Oh gee... what would she get him...? Probably a book for scholars.
3(kazu) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Kazu: I am poor T_T
On to the party! 2(Elise) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Zaynes palace because well... its a castle!
4(Zayne) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Zayne: *face palm* Steak.. I guess.....
...but 5(Ramsey) really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?
Oh..... they might try and kill each other...
2(Elise) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Raine, Kazu, Ramsey, and Zayne: ............................Shes too cute to make her stop....
1(Raine) and 3(kazu) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Oh snap.... *FIRST KISS EVA* Ramsey: *blows a fuse of jealousy*
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3(Kazu) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Raine: Selfish bastard! Kazu: I'm sorry T_T I'll make it up to you!
Oh no! 5(Ramsey) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Everyone: *big stare* Ramsey:
I... Didn't do it....
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Probably better invite better people....
1 Raine
2 Elise
3 Kazu
4 Zayne
5 Ramsey (not on RPR)
Let's buy some gifts! 1(Raine) buys 5(Ramsey) a present. What is it?
A new hat.... lol She always made fun of Ramsey's old hat.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2(Elise) also buys 4(Zayne) a present. What is it?
Oh gee... what would she get him...? Probably a book for scholars.
3(kazu) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Kazu: I am poor T_T
On to the party! 2(Elise) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Zaynes palace because well... its a castle!
4(Zayne) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Zayne: *face palm* Steak.. I guess.....
...but 5(Ramsey) really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?
Oh..... they might try and kill each other...
2(Elise) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Raine, Kazu, Ramsey, and Zayne: ............................Shes too cute to make her stop....
1(Raine) and 3(kazu) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Oh snap.... *FIRST KISS EVA* Ramsey: *blows a fuse of jealousy*
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3(Kazu) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Raine: Selfish bastard! Kazu: I'm sorry T_T I'll make it up to you!
Oh no! 5(Ramsey) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Everyone: *big stare* Ramsey:
I... Didn't do it....Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Probably better invite better people....
List 5 characters! YAY!
1. Hramn
2. 'Strav'
3. Pulchra
4. Laermeluion
5. Akolouthos
Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Hramn) buys 5 (Akolouthos) a present. What is it?
A thong. I kid you not.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 ('Strav') also buys 4 (Laermeluion) a present. What is it?
The packaging is thin paper, it's blood-soaked and smells like it is rotting. Best not to ask.
3 (Pulchra) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Bandersnatch ate them all. And she is not lieing either.
On to the party! 2 ('Strav') gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Hramn, because mercenaries are bound to have plenty of sharp implements.
4 (Laermeluion) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Traditional ancient Greek cuisione, which is surprisinly delicious.
...but 5 (Akolouthos) really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?
He starts hunting rats and eating them in front of everyone. Whole.
2 ('Strav') decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it? It's earplugs time, considering Dread Creature's are pretty much tone deaf.
1 (Hramn) and 3 (Pulchra) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Hramn gets his balls singed when he tries continuing the kiss for more than is prudent.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 (Pulchra)hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Hramn makes a snarky comment about mages being greedy.
'Strav' is too busy eyeballing the other guests and debating how to next cause trouble.
Laermeluion tactfully ignores it.
Akolouthos asks someone to explain to him just what Christmas is anyway.
Oh no! 5 (Akolouthos) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
OH SHI-
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
No, just... no
1. Hramn
2. 'Strav'
3. Pulchra
4. Laermeluion
5. Akolouthos
Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Hramn) buys 5 (Akolouthos) a present. What is it?
A thong. I kid you not.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 ('Strav') also buys 4 (Laermeluion) a present. What is it?
The packaging is thin paper, it's blood-soaked and smells like it is rotting. Best not to ask.
3 (Pulchra) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Bandersnatch ate them all. And she is not lieing either.
On to the party! 2 ('Strav') gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Hramn, because mercenaries are bound to have plenty of sharp implements.
4 (Laermeluion) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Traditional ancient Greek cuisione, which is surprisinly delicious.
...but 5 (Akolouthos) really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?
He starts hunting rats and eating them in front of everyone. Whole.
2 ('Strav') decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it? It's earplugs time, considering Dread Creature's are pretty much tone deaf.
1 (Hramn) and 3 (Pulchra) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Hramn gets his balls singed when he tries continuing the kiss for more than is prudent.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 (Pulchra)hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Hramn makes a snarky comment about mages being greedy.
'Strav' is too busy eyeballing the other guests and debating how to next cause trouble.
Laermeluion tactfully ignores it.
Akolouthos asks someone to explain to him just what Christmas is anyway.
Oh no! 5 (Akolouthos) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
OH SHI-
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
No, just... no
List 5 characters! YAY!
1. Krul (Humaniod Cave Lion)
2 Marus (Arrogant dark natured mage)
3 Tobian (crippled retired battle mage)
4 Vensyn (Former Black Knight, Nasmara Guard Captain)
5 Wuori (Warrior fae from another world)
Let's buy some gifts! Krul buys Wuori a present. What is it?
He dosen't buy it, he makes it. It's a string of teeth from some sort of large beast on a leather cord.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Marus also buys Vensyn a present. What is it?
Bottle of booze and a prostitute. Now go away.
Tobian doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
All the holiday cheer makes him want to roast the entire room.
On to the party! Marus gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
None of the above as none of them have their own home, he'd probably have to rent a space for the celebration.
Vensyn caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Bad idea, he cant cook. Its probably going to be meat roasted over a fire and some pancakes, as that is about the extent of his cooking abilities. And there will be lots of alcohol.
...but Wuori really doesn't like the food Vensyn prepared. What happens?
Wuori dosen't care for meat. Ven tells him tough shit.
2 Marus decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
No one does, not even Marus, he was sure to start them playing right before leaving.
Krul and Tobian find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Krul has no idea what it means, Tobian turns the bothersome plant to ashes.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Tobian hasn't bought anything. What happens?
You don't argue with a centuries old battlemage with a bad attitude.
Oh no! Wuori knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
No one really seems bothered, it's tossed outside. Was in the way anyways.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
One big unanimous no
1. Krul (Humaniod Cave Lion)
2 Marus (Arrogant dark natured mage)
3 Tobian (crippled retired battle mage)
4 Vensyn (Former Black Knight, Nasmara Guard Captain)
5 Wuori (Warrior fae from another world)
Let's buy some gifts! Krul buys Wuori a present. What is it?
He dosen't buy it, he makes it. It's a string of teeth from some sort of large beast on a leather cord.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Marus also buys Vensyn a present. What is it?
Bottle of booze and a prostitute. Now go away.
Tobian doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
All the holiday cheer makes him want to roast the entire room.
On to the party! Marus gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
None of the above as none of them have their own home, he'd probably have to rent a space for the celebration.
Vensyn caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Bad idea, he cant cook. Its probably going to be meat roasted over a fire and some pancakes, as that is about the extent of his cooking abilities. And there will be lots of alcohol.
...but Wuori really doesn't like the food Vensyn prepared. What happens?
Wuori dosen't care for meat. Ven tells him tough shit.
2 Marus decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
No one does, not even Marus, he was sure to start them playing right before leaving.
Krul and Tobian find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Krul has no idea what it means, Tobian turns the bothersome plant to ashes.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Tobian hasn't bought anything. What happens?
You don't argue with a centuries old battlemage with a bad attitude.
Oh no! Wuori knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
No one really seems bothered, it's tossed outside. Was in the way anyways.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
One big unanimous no
List 5 characters! YAY!
1: Dadj Avers
2: Mohrfein
3: Rembrandt Grimwulfe
4: Matthieu
5: Arlo
Let's buy some gifts! Dadj buys Arlo a present. What is it?
Uh, Dadj buys Arlo a present... It's probably poison. And it's probably in a bottle. What does Arlo do? Eat the whole thing, glass bottle and all and thank the Ranger.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Mohrfein also buys Matthieu a present. What is it?
Mohrfein would buy herself for Matthieu. Because that would mean two gifts for her: a fun night and part of his soul.
Remy doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
He doesn't give a crap about any of these people? Did they turn him into a Werewolf? Sure, some of them are supernatural beings that should probably be hunted down and killed, and giving them a present might have caught them off guard enough to kill them... But where is a vagrant going to get money for a gift? And also, he still doesn't care.
On to the party! Mohrfein gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Nobody's place, she'd rather go to a Strip club! She gets to go out to "dinner and a movie", by which she means she will take a dancer home and eat some of their soul and watching them on stage is kind of like a movie... And of course it makes everyone else uncomfortable.
Mattheiu caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Outlandish and interesting foreign dishes, because those are the things he would want to try. He won't necessarily like any of the things he likes, but he read about them in a book and pulled up a recipe!
...but Arlo really doesn't like the food Matthieu prepared. What happens?
He will eat the cups, the plates, maybe a table clothe or two.. and if they're not too thick the silverware as well. His stomach's taken worse.
Mohrfein decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Considering she would sings thins like "Santa Baby" and "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" and other such suggestive carols while writhing and gyrating? Arlo would love and the rest would be embarrassed. Matt might even hide his face.
Dadj and Remy find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Remy would wretch and Dadj would simply cut it down and stomp it to mush. Mohrfein retrieves the squashy mistletoe and wears it as a head dress.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Remy hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Mohrfein whine and presses against him, hoping to get a rise out of him, Dadj retreats to his respective corner of the room to pretends he doesn't care. Matt says he understands, but is still bummed he won't get a gift back and Arlo is too preoccupied and overwhelmed that everyone else actually got him something to notice.
Oh no! Arlo knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
It's almost expected. A man of his size and exuberance level knocks things over frequently. I'm sure they'll all be a little speechless when he stands it back up and starts sampling the ornaments, though.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Dadj: "I hope you're all dead by next year."
Mohrfein: "Yes, I love parties, so many people to snack on. Who's coming home with me?"
Remy: *is already walking out the door without hearing the question*
Matthieu: "Certainly! You're all so interesting! I need to know more about you. Mr. Grimwulf could you... *watches the door slam in his face* Oh.."
Arlo: "DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE ALL MY FRIENDS? *Big stupid goat face, sprayed ornament dust on them as he speaks*"
(.... The answer is a resounding No, Arlo.)
1: Dadj Avers
2: Mohrfein
3: Rembrandt Grimwulfe
4: Matthieu
5: Arlo
Let's buy some gifts! Dadj buys Arlo a present. What is it?
Uh, Dadj buys Arlo a present... It's probably poison. And it's probably in a bottle. What does Arlo do? Eat the whole thing, glass bottle and all and thank the Ranger.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Mohrfein also buys Matthieu a present. What is it?
Mohrfein would buy herself for Matthieu. Because that would mean two gifts for her: a fun night and part of his soul.
Remy doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
He doesn't give a crap about any of these people? Did they turn him into a Werewolf? Sure, some of them are supernatural beings that should probably be hunted down and killed, and giving them a present might have caught them off guard enough to kill them... But where is a vagrant going to get money for a gift? And also, he still doesn't care.
On to the party! Mohrfein gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Nobody's place, she'd rather go to a Strip club! She gets to go out to "dinner and a movie", by which she means she will take a dancer home and eat some of their soul and watching them on stage is kind of like a movie... And of course it makes everyone else uncomfortable.
Mattheiu caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Outlandish and interesting foreign dishes, because those are the things he would want to try. He won't necessarily like any of the things he likes, but he read about them in a book and pulled up a recipe!
...but Arlo really doesn't like the food Matthieu prepared. What happens?
He will eat the cups, the plates, maybe a table clothe or two.. and if they're not too thick the silverware as well. His stomach's taken worse.
Mohrfein decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Considering she would sings thins like "Santa Baby" and "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" and other such suggestive carols while writhing and gyrating? Arlo would love and the rest would be embarrassed. Matt might even hide his face.
Dadj and Remy find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Remy would wretch and Dadj would simply cut it down and stomp it to mush. Mohrfein retrieves the squashy mistletoe and wears it as a head dress.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Remy hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Mohrfein whine and presses against him, hoping to get a rise out of him, Dadj retreats to his respective corner of the room to pretends he doesn't care. Matt says he understands, but is still bummed he won't get a gift back and Arlo is too preoccupied and overwhelmed that everyone else actually got him something to notice.
Oh no! Arlo knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
It's almost expected. A man of his size and exuberance level knocks things over frequently. I'm sure they'll all be a little speechless when he stands it back up and starts sampling the ornaments, though.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Dadj: "I hope you're all dead by next year."
Mohrfein: "Yes, I love parties, so many people to snack on. Who's coming home with me?"
Remy: *is already walking out the door without hearing the question*
Matthieu: "Certainly! You're all so interesting! I need to know more about you. Mr. Grimwulf could you... *watches the door slam in his face* Oh.."
Arlo: "DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE ALL MY FRIENDS? *Big stupid goat face, sprayed ornament dust on them as he speaks*"
(.... The answer is a resounding No, Arlo.)
List 5 characters! YAY!
1. Shojah [Demon of Wrath]
2. Bjorn [Angel of Patience]
3. Theron [A cursed human-turned-seasnake-naga]
4. Cresenzo [A tribal dog-ram thing]
5. Nagini (not on RPR)[A skinny whiny human man]
Let's buy some gifts! 1(shojah) buys 5(nagini) a present. What is it?
A fist to the face! Or probably some razors so the 'stupid emo kid' can finally off himself.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2(Bjorn) also buys 4(Cresenzo) a present. What is it?
A brush! Because things with fur need those kinda things, right? Cres stares at him in confusion.
3(Theron) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
"Even if I *did* Buy any pathetic being a 'gift', I most certianly not give any to land dwellers.
On to the party! 2(Bjorn) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Shojah's house, because no body else has one nearby and Theron sleeps in a pool.Plus Sho has a lot of things worth stealing.
4(Cresenzo) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Lots and lots of cooked meats and weird fruits and plants.
...but 5(Nagini) really doesn't like the food 4(cresenzo) prepared. What happens?
He throws a huge whiny baaaw fest until someone gives him what he wants just to shut him up.
That Or Nag doesn't eat at all and seethes about it the whole time
2(Bjorn) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Nag doesn't care, Cresenzo is interested in WTF is going on, Sho and Theron are clawing their ears out.
1(Sho) and 3(Theron) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Sho eagerly and passionately tries to kiss the disgusted and freaked out and sexually confused Theron.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3(Theron) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Sho would call him a cheap squid-guy thing and probably start a fight.
Bjorn would offer him money so he COULD buy presents. Theron would slap him.
Nagini calls him out and calls him a cheap fish.
Cresenzo sits idly buy and tries to figure out what is happening.
Oh no! 5(Nagini) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Sho laughs and takes the change to chide and make fun of him and possibly beat him up.
Bjorn tries to help him up, Nagini angrily yells at him
Theron Laughs, and tries to eat the helpless, scrawny little boy.
Cresenzo tries to save the tree ;C Then electrocutes Nag for hurting it.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Probably not...
1. Shojah [Demon of Wrath]
2. Bjorn [Angel of Patience]
3. Theron [A cursed human-turned-seasnake-naga]
4. Cresenzo [A tribal dog-ram thing]
5. Nagini (not on RPR)[A skinny whiny human man]
Let's buy some gifts! 1(shojah) buys 5(nagini) a present. What is it?
A fist to the face! Or probably some razors so the 'stupid emo kid' can finally off himself.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2(Bjorn) also buys 4(Cresenzo) a present. What is it?
A brush! Because things with fur need those kinda things, right? Cres stares at him in confusion.
3(Theron) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
"Even if I *did* Buy any pathetic being a 'gift', I most certianly not give any to land dwellers.
On to the party! 2(Bjorn) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Shojah's house, because no body else has one nearby and Theron sleeps in a pool.Plus Sho has a lot of things worth stealing.
4(Cresenzo) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Lots and lots of cooked meats and weird fruits and plants.
...but 5(Nagini) really doesn't like the food 4(cresenzo) prepared. What happens?
He throws a huge whiny baaaw fest until someone gives him what he wants just to shut him up.
That Or Nag doesn't eat at all and seethes about it the whole time
2(Bjorn) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Nag doesn't care, Cresenzo is interested in WTF is going on, Sho and Theron are clawing their ears out.
1(Sho) and 3(Theron) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Sho eagerly and passionately tries to kiss the disgusted and freaked out and sexually confused Theron.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3(Theron) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Sho would call him a cheap squid-guy thing and probably start a fight.
Bjorn would offer him money so he COULD buy presents. Theron would slap him.
Nagini calls him out and calls him a cheap fish.
Cresenzo sits idly buy and tries to figure out what is happening.
Oh no! 5(Nagini) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Sho laughs and takes the change to chide and make fun of him and possibly beat him up.
Bjorn tries to help him up, Nagini angrily yells at him
Theron Laughs, and tries to eat the helpless, scrawny little boy.
Cresenzo tries to save the tree ;C Then electrocutes Nag for hurting it.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Probably not...
Uber late but thought I'd do it anyway because I'm hopelessly addicted to these Character Memes--and wish there were more. Anyway, #1 was hilarious.
Cody Wesson
Arianna
Kristoff Jenkins
Sayvanna
Sky Larson
Let's buy some gifts! 1 buys 5 a present. What is it? It’s probably an explosive of some type. Oh GOD. And Larson is my anti-hero who takes over an entirely corrupt villainous corporation!
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 also buys 4 a present. What is it? Probably a shirt or some sort of clothing/jewelry item.
3 doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse? He’s the ruler of a COUNTRY; he doesn’t need to buy anything.
On to the party! 2 gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why? Kristoff Jenkins—because his bachelor pad is kickass.
4 caters the party. What do they serve the guests? Tuna (hey, she’s a catperson).
...but 5 really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens? He orders a pizza, then when that fails because there ARE no pizzas in Kristoff’s world, he tries to start an uprising…which Kristoff then has to try to curtail…and yeah. Someone pass the eggnog.
2 decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it? Arianna can sing fairly well. Kristoff loves it; Cody just rolls his eyes and helps himself to the eggnog, so does Skye. Sayvannah joins in with singing.
1 and 3 find each other under the mistletoe! What happens? Kristoff goes for it; hey, why not? Cody shoots him. Fortunately there’s a healer in the house and no one dies.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 hasn't bought anything. What happens? They make him buy something worthy of a present. Kristoff returns with a vial of truth serum. Hell is raised over who is getting whom to drink it.
Oh no! 5 knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react? They laugh.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then? Yes!
Cody Wesson
Arianna
Kristoff Jenkins
Sayvanna
Sky Larson
Let's buy some gifts! 1 buys 5 a present. What is it? It’s probably an explosive of some type. Oh GOD. And Larson is my anti-hero who takes over an entirely corrupt villainous corporation!
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 also buys 4 a present. What is it? Probably a shirt or some sort of clothing/jewelry item.
3 doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse? He’s the ruler of a COUNTRY; he doesn’t need to buy anything.
On to the party! 2 gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why? Kristoff Jenkins—because his bachelor pad is kickass.
4 caters the party. What do they serve the guests? Tuna (hey, she’s a catperson).
...but 5 really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens? He orders a pizza, then when that fails because there ARE no pizzas in Kristoff’s world, he tries to start an uprising…which Kristoff then has to try to curtail…and yeah. Someone pass the eggnog.
2 decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it? Arianna can sing fairly well. Kristoff loves it; Cody just rolls his eyes and helps himself to the eggnog, so does Skye. Sayvannah joins in with singing.
1 and 3 find each other under the mistletoe! What happens? Kristoff goes for it; hey, why not? Cody shoots him. Fortunately there’s a healer in the house and no one dies.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 hasn't bought anything. What happens? They make him buy something worthy of a present. Kristoff returns with a vial of truth serum. Hell is raised over who is getting whom to drink it.
Oh no! 5 knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react? They laugh.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then? Yes!
Any repeats in numbers will be replaced by random number generator's choices.
1. Scott Pilgrim
2. The EBF Team
3. Robin
4. (Random Number Generator says 2) Frisk
5. Lissa
Let's buy some gifts! 1 buys 5 a present. What is it?
Scott: I don't know. A bad Christmas sweater?
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 also buys 4 a present. What is it?
Matt: Oh God, we all bought gifts for this kid. Well, I'd give them a tiny plastic sword.
Natz: I'd give them a nice little outfit they'd look adorable in!
Lance: I would give them a small rock. Because why should I give a child what they want? (pouting) It wasn't that way when I was their age...
Anna: Maybe a little decorative pot for their flower friend.
3 doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Robin: W-Well, I was busy. You know, being a tactician and all... There's planning ahead, spending time with your loved ones... The usual...
On to the party! 2 gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Anna: Party at our place! Greenwood Village!
4 caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
* Ｙｏｕ ｂｒｉｎｇ ａ ｓｍａｌｌ ｂｕｆｆｅｔ ｏｆ ｓｏｒｔｓ ｆｒｏｍ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ， ｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｅ ｎｅｗ ｏｎｅｓ．
* Ａ ｂｕｔｔｅｒｓｃｏｔｃｈ－ｃｉｎｎａｍｏｎ ｐｉｅ， ｓｏｍｅ ｓｐａｇｈｅｔｔｉ， ＇ｄｏｇ， ａｎｄ Ｇｏｌｄｅｎ Ｆｌｏｗｅｒ Ｔｅａ．
* Ｙｏｕ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｏｎｌｙ ｃａｒｒｙ ｓｏ ｍｕｃｈ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ Ｉ Ｔ Ｅ Ｍ Ｓ．
...but 5 really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?
* Ｙｏｕ ｆｅｌｔ ａ ｂｉｔ ｔｅｒｒｉｂｌｅ ｔｈａｔ Ｌｉｓｓａ ｄｉｄｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｆｏｏｄ， ｅｓｐｅｃｉａｌｌｙ ｔｈｅ ｓｐａｇｈｅｔｔｉ．
* Ｙｏｕ ｄｅｃｉｄｅ ｔｏ ｍａｋｅ ｉｔ ｕｐ ｔｏ ｈｅｒ ｂｙ ｇｉｖｉｎｇ ｈｅｒ ｓｏｍｅ Ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ Ｃａｎｄｙ．
Lissa: Aw, thank you! Sorry for...you know, the food...
2 decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
1 and 3 find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Robin: I'm married and I have a child.
Scott: I'm in a relationship.
Robin: Good, we're not doing this.
Scott: ...Hug?
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Matt: Dude. Seriously?
Robin: I'm sorry, I was spending time with my family!
Scott: You just ruined the spirit of Christmas.
Natz: Guys, it's not his fault.
Lissa: Yeah, he actually did!
Lance: So what? He didn't bring anything. He doesn't deserve anything.
Anna: Lance, quit it!
Lance: Why should I care? For all I know, we wasted our gold on some brat!!
* Ｔｈａｔ ｈｕｒｔ． Ｙｏｕ ｂｅｇｉｎ ｔｏ ｔｅａｒ ｕｐ ａｎｄ ｓｎｉｆｆｌｅ， ｅｖｅｎｔｕａｌｌｙ ｌｅａｄｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ ｓｏｂｂｉｎｇ．
Lissa: See? Look what you did, you jerk!
Lance: Oh, piss off, you pathetic excuse for a healer!
Robin: What did you just say to her, you dastard?!
An argument ensues, leading to shoves, punches, and Frisk and Natalie trying to calm them all down, only to be shoved away from the fight. Scott and Matt continuously punch each other, Robin and Lance attempt to duel to the death, and Anna accidentally shoves Lissa towards the tree.
Oh no! 5 knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Lissa: Ooowwww... O-Oh, I-I'm sorry!
Dead silence. No one moves an inch. Matt begins to laugh out loud, and everyone else slowly joins in, helping Lissa up. A little while later, all the guests begin bonding; apologizing for what they did and chatting about their experiences.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Scott: That was fun. That pirate guy was a pretty cool dude. I'd totally hang out with him, maybe even go to next year's party.
Matt: (drunk, slurring) Heeeeeey... *hic* That was a doozy of a party, ha ha...*belch* I'd go for a Round 2 with that Scotty-boy.. (passes out)
Natz: I would love to have another party next year! Only if a certain SOMEONE didn't almost ruin everything.
Lance: What? I wouldn't go to that party, and everyone else knows it. Everyone there was-
Anna: (slaps Lance) Well, my house and the entire village almost got ruined and burned down; so I'd say that was a regular Wednesday afternoon. I'd have another party here.
Robin: While that was a rather alright gathering, I wouldn't join next year's. I prefer to stay at home...
* Ｙｏｕ ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ ｔｈｅ ｐａｒｔｙ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ．
* Ｙｏｕ ｍａｄｅ ｓｏｍｅ ｎｅｗ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ， ｂｕｔ ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅｍ ｄｉｄｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｙｏｕ．
* Ｅｉｔｈｅｒ ｗａｙ， ｙｏｕ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｐａｒｔｉｃｉｐａｔｅ ｎｅｘｔ ｙｅａｒ＇ｓ ｐａｒｔｙ．
* Ｍａｙｂｅ ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ ｂｒｉｎｇ ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ ｔｏ ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔ ｙｏｕ． Ｊｕｓｔ ｉｎ ｃａｓｅ．
Lissa: I liked it, but I agree with Robin. I should stay back at Ylisse...
This was so dumb, and I loved it. I want to make this happen all year.
1. Scott Pilgrim
2. The EBF Team
3. Robin
4. (Random Number Generator says 2) Frisk
5. Lissa
Let's buy some gifts! 1 buys 5 a present. What is it?
Scott: I don't know. A bad Christmas sweater?
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 also buys 4 a present. What is it?
Matt: Oh God, we all bought gifts for this kid. Well, I'd give them a tiny plastic sword.
Natz: I'd give them a nice little outfit they'd look adorable in!
Lance: I would give them a small rock. Because why should I give a child what they want? (pouting) It wasn't that way when I was their age...
Anna: Maybe a little decorative pot for their flower friend.
3 doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Robin: W-Well, I was busy. You know, being a tactician and all... There's planning ahead, spending time with your loved ones... The usual...
On to the party! 2 gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Anna: Party at our place! Greenwood Village!
4 caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
* Ｙｏｕ ｂｒｉｎｇ ａ ｓｍａｌｌ ｂｕｆｆｅｔ ｏｆ ｓｏｒｔｓ ｆｒｏｍ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ， ｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ ｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｅ ｎｅｗ ｏｎｅｓ．
* Ａ ｂｕｔｔｅｒｓｃｏｔｃｈ－ｃｉｎｎａｍｏｎ ｐｉｅ， ｓｏｍｅ ｓｐａｇｈｅｔｔｉ， ＇ｄｏｇ， ａｎｄ Ｇｏｌｄｅｎ Ｆｌｏｗｅｒ Ｔｅａ．
* Ｙｏｕ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｏｎｌｙ ｃａｒｒｙ ｓｏ ｍｕｃｈ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ Ｉ Ｔ Ｅ Ｍ Ｓ．
...but 5 really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?
* Ｙｏｕ ｆｅｌｔ ａ ｂｉｔ ｔｅｒｒｉｂｌｅ ｔｈａｔ Ｌｉｓｓａ ｄｉｄｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｆｏｏｄ， ｅｓｐｅｃｉａｌｌｙ ｔｈｅ ｓｐａｇｈｅｔｔｉ．
* Ｙｏｕ ｄｅｃｉｄｅ ｔｏ ｍａｋｅ ｉｔ ｕｐ ｔｏ ｈｅｒ ｂｙ ｇｉｖｉｎｇ ｈｅｒ ｓｏｍｅ Ｍｏｎｓｔｅｒ Ｃａｎｄｙ．
Lissa: Aw, thank you! Sorry for...you know, the food...
2 decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
- Scott: ...Oh, they were singing? Sorry, I got distracted by...umm...wow, those are huge...
- Some members of the Team didn't want to participate.
- Matt: I'm probably gonna sit this one out. I ain't singing; I would play an instrument, but I don't have my guitar with me.
- Lance: I'm probably with the Canadian and Matt on that one.
- Robin: That was a rather nice performance. I liked it, the magician's voice and the ranger's ocarina playing were so in tune.
- * Ｙｏｕ ａｐｐｌａｕｄ ｔｈｅ ｔｗｏ ｌａｄｉｅｓ， ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｉｒ ｃａｒｏｌｓ ｗｅｒｅ ｆｅｓｔｉｖｅ， ｊｏｙｆｕｌ， ａｎｄ ｈａｒｍｏｎｉｏｕｓ．
- Lissa: That was a beautiful duet!
1 and 3 find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Robin: I'm married and I have a child.
Scott: I'm in a relationship.
Robin: Good, we're not doing this.
Scott: ...Hug?
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Matt: Dude. Seriously?
Robin: I'm sorry, I was spending time with my family!
Scott: You just ruined the spirit of Christmas.
Natz: Guys, it's not his fault.
Lissa: Yeah, he actually did!
Lance: So what? He didn't bring anything. He doesn't deserve anything.
Anna: Lance, quit it!
Lance: Why should I care? For all I know, we wasted our gold on some brat!!
* Ｔｈａｔ ｈｕｒｔ． Ｙｏｕ ｂｅｇｉｎ ｔｏ ｔｅａｒ ｕｐ ａｎｄ ｓｎｉｆｆｌｅ， ｅｖｅｎｔｕａｌｌｙ ｌｅａｄｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ ｓｏｂｂｉｎｇ．
Lissa: See? Look what you did, you jerk!
Lance: Oh, piss off, you pathetic excuse for a healer!
Robin: What did you just say to her, you dastard?!
An argument ensues, leading to shoves, punches, and Frisk and Natalie trying to calm them all down, only to be shoved away from the fight. Scott and Matt continuously punch each other, Robin and Lance attempt to duel to the death, and Anna accidentally shoves Lissa towards the tree.
Oh no! 5 knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Lissa: Ooowwww... O-Oh, I-I'm sorry!
Dead silence. No one moves an inch. Matt begins to laugh out loud, and everyone else slowly joins in, helping Lissa up. A little while later, all the guests begin bonding; apologizing for what they did and chatting about their experiences.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Scott: That was fun. That pirate guy was a pretty cool dude. I'd totally hang out with him, maybe even go to next year's party.
Matt: (drunk, slurring) Heeeeeey... *hic* That was a doozy of a party, ha ha...*belch* I'd go for a Round 2 with that Scotty-boy.. (passes out)
Natz: I would love to have another party next year! Only if a certain SOMEONE didn't almost ruin everything.
Lance: What? I wouldn't go to that party, and everyone else knows it. Everyone there was-
Anna: (slaps Lance) Well, my house and the entire village almost got ruined and burned down; so I'd say that was a regular Wednesday afternoon. I'd have another party here.
Robin: While that was a rather alright gathering, I wouldn't join next year's. I prefer to stay at home...
* Ｙｏｕ ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ ｔｈｅ ｐａｒｔｙ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ．
* Ｙｏｕ ｍａｄｅ ｓｏｍｅ ｎｅｗ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ， ｂｕｔ ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅｍ ｄｉｄｎ＇ｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｙｏｕ．
* Ｅｉｔｈｅｒ ｗａｙ， ｙｏｕ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｐａｒｔｉｃｉｐａｔｅ ｎｅｘｔ ｙｅａｒ＇ｓ ｐａｒｔｙ．
* Ｍａｙｂｅ ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ ｂｒｉｎｇ ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ ｔｏ ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔ ｙｏｕ． Ｊｕｓｔ ｉｎ ｃａｓｅ．
Lissa: I liked it, but I agree with Robin. I should stay back at Ylisse...
This was so dumb, and I loved it. I want to make this happen all year.
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Well, hello, awesome revived character meme from before I joined!
List 5 characters! YAY!
1 Serendipity
2 Sakarixilii
3 Raskaal
4 Goldwynn (on Raskaal's page)
5 Tika (also on Raskaal's page
Let's buy some gifts! Serendipity buys Tika a present. What is it?
A really cool puzzle box that she got in New Versailles.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Sakarixilii also buys Goldwynn a present. What is it?
An old, old book with lots of unnecessary ornamentation.
Raskaal doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
He's really, really bad at gift-giving.
On to the party! Sakarixilii gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Herself; Serendipity doesn't really have a house and Raskaal, Goldwynn, and Tika live in kind of a small place. And she doesn't use her actual home either (it's on top of a mountain) but she's the only one who can afford an event hall type place.
Goldwynn caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Meatloaf... she doesn't really cook, but she can make a fairly decent meatloaf.
...but Tika really doesn't like the food Goldwynn prepared. What happens?
Complains about it, as usual, wishing Raskaal would cook for once (totally unaware that Raskaal can't cook at all).
Sakarixilii decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
They wish that she was a bit less enthusiastic, except Serendipity. Dippy sings along just as loudly.
Serendipity and Raskaal find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Serendipity tries to follow traditions and ends up with her biggest bruise yet.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Raskaal hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Tika sticks her tongue out at him, but everyone else is mature enough to understand.
Oh no! Tika knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Shrugging. They expected Serendipity to knock it over anyway.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Not if Raskaal has anything to say about it.
List 5 characters! YAY!
1 Serendipity
2 Sakarixilii
3 Raskaal
4 Goldwynn (on Raskaal's page)
5 Tika (also on Raskaal's page
Let's buy some gifts! Serendipity buys Tika a present. What is it?
A really cool puzzle box that she got in New Versailles.
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Sakarixilii also buys Goldwynn a present. What is it?
An old, old book with lots of unnecessary ornamentation.
Raskaal doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
He's really, really bad at gift-giving.
On to the party! Sakarixilii gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Herself; Serendipity doesn't really have a house and Raskaal, Goldwynn, and Tika live in kind of a small place. And she doesn't use her actual home either (it's on top of a mountain) but she's the only one who can afford an event hall type place.
Goldwynn caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Meatloaf... she doesn't really cook, but she can make a fairly decent meatloaf.
...but Tika really doesn't like the food Goldwynn prepared. What happens?
Complains about it, as usual, wishing Raskaal would cook for once (totally unaware that Raskaal can't cook at all).
Sakarixilii decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
They wish that she was a bit less enthusiastic, except Serendipity. Dippy sings along just as loudly.
Serendipity and Raskaal find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Serendipity tries to follow traditions and ends up with her biggest bruise yet.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Raskaal hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Tika sticks her tongue out at him, but everyone else is mature enough to understand.
Oh no! Tika knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Shrugging. They expected Serendipity to knock it over anyway.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Not if Raskaal has anything to say about it.
Claine wrote:
Welp, Christmas is coming up. You all ready? Here's a Christmas meme made by myself and some other guys from another forum.
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List 5 characters! YAY!
1 Minerva
2 Elan
3 Caroline (not on RPR)
4 Dakota (not on RPR)
5 Parvati (not on RPR)
Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Minerva) buys 5 (Parvati) a present. What is it?
A set of finely crafted bowties. Parvati loves them!
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 (Elan) also buys 4 (Dakota) a present. What is it?
A smooth stone. Dakota does not know what to make of this.
3 (Caroline) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Training cadets is time-consuming!Caroline is terrible at gifts.
On to the party! 2 (Elan) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
He gets someone else (a fellow cadet) to organise it and they end up picking one of the lounges. It won't be his fault when the place gets trashed- if it does get trashed.
4 (Dakota) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Mostly homemade dishes with some alcoholic beverages on the side. He's not particularly good at this.
...but 5 (Parvati) really doesn't like the food 4 (Dakota) prepared. What happens?
Sigh at Dakota's suggestion and insist that Merle (not on RPR) take charge of the food instead. They both agree.
2 (Elan) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Most are too busy partying to notice the increase in the volume of the music is Elan's doing.
Minerva silently flips out because Elan is most likely intoxicated by now.
1 (Minerva) and 3 (Caroline) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Minerva plants a firm kiss to Caroline's lips to get her to shut up.
It works.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Caroline is now nowhere to be seen!
Oh no! 5 knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
With a start before going back to the festivities. Parvati is ashamed at her own clumsiness as she rights damn thing again.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Minerva: "I can't change custom. Though I can make a couple of... minor adjustments."
Elan is still drunk and has disappeared
Caroline: "Yup. Buuut I'd probably need to get some presents then, yeah?"
Dakota shrugs
Parvati: "Preferably one that does not involve me knocking over anything."
1 Minerva
2 Elan
3 Caroline (not on RPR)
4 Dakota (not on RPR)
5 Parvati (not on RPR)
Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Minerva) buys 5 (Parvati) a present. What is it?
A set of finely crafted bowties. Parvati loves them!
You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 (Elan) also buys 4 (Dakota) a present. What is it?
A smooth stone. Dakota does not know what to make of this.
3 (Caroline) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Training cadets is time-consuming!
On to the party! 2 (Elan) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
He gets someone else (a fellow cadet) to organise it and they end up picking one of the lounges. It won't be his fault when the place gets trashed- if it does get trashed.
4 (Dakota) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Mostly homemade dishes with some alcoholic beverages on the side. He's not particularly good at this.
...but 5 (Parvati) really doesn't like the food 4 (Dakota) prepared. What happens?
Sigh at Dakota's suggestion and insist that Merle (not on RPR) take charge of the food instead. They both agree.
2 (Elan) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Most are too busy partying to notice the increase in the volume of the music is Elan's doing.
Minerva silently flips out because Elan is most likely intoxicated by now.
1 (Minerva) and 3 (Caroline) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Minerva plants a firm kiss to Caroline's lips to get her to shut up.
It works.
Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Caroline is now nowhere to be seen!
Oh no! 5 knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
With a start before going back to the festivities. Parvati is ashamed at her own clumsiness as she rights damn thing again.
Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Minerva: "I can't change custom. Though I can make a couple of... minor adjustments."
Elan is still drunk and has disappeared
Caroline: "Yup. Buuut I'd probably need to get some presents then, yeah?"
Dakota shrugs
Parvati: "Preferably one that does not involve me knocking over anything."
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