I miss my cats, so please fill the void with yours. What are their favourite toys? What do they do all day? These are things I need to know.
(To be clear, my cats are alive, my lease just isn't pet-friendly.)
(To be clear, my cats are alive, my lease just isn't pet-friendly.)
Here's mine.
Luna:
- found her in a ditch as a kitten
- small and stunted
- looks angry 100% of the time
- she likes to lie on your chest
- her other hobbies are headbutting your nose at 3 AM, sticking her snout in your ear, or using her claws to surgically peel the blanket away from your neck so she can tunnel under it
- more owl-shaped than cat-shaped
- hates Midas
Midas:
- disturbed by crows (pictured above)
- uses his intelligence for evil (ie; he's very mischievous/energetic and needs constant entertainment)
- obsessed with pulling the screens off windows
- harness and leash-trained
- he's gotten into my feeder crickets twice
- he likes to dust bathe
- he has a Phantom of the Opera mask situation going on
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Luna:
- found her in a ditch as a kitten
- small and stunted
- looks angry 100% of the time
- she likes to lie on your chest
- her other hobbies are headbutting your nose at 3 AM, sticking her snout in your ear, or using her claws to surgically peel the blanket away from your neck so she can tunnel under it
- more owl-shaped than cat-shaped
- hates Midas
Midas:
- disturbed by crows (pictured above)
- uses his intelligence for evil (ie; he's very mischievous/energetic and needs constant entertainment)
- obsessed with pulling the screens off windows
- harness and leash-trained
- he's gotten into my feeder crickets twice
- he likes to dust bathe
- he has a Phantom of the Opera mask situation going on
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Starvin' Marvin showed up at my house about 4 years ago, so skinny that his hip bones were sticking out and his hair was falling out. But he was super friendly and I just couldn't turn him away. He was already fixed and the vet thought he was about 3 years old, so obviously he belonged to someone else once upon a time, but we never did find out where he came from.
Now he's best buddies with my pupper. His hobbies include going in and out 15 times a day and if I don't let him out in a timely manner, he'll start clawing the carpet to get my attention. (Perhaps this is why he found himself homeless the first time.
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Now he's best buddies with my pupper. His hobbies include going in and out 15 times a day and if I don't let him out in a timely manner, he'll start clawing the carpet to get my attention. (Perhaps this is why he found himself homeless the first time.
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Marvin sounds great and I'm glad he found you when he did! I like how he's basically the same size as your dog lmao
You already know Jojo, but I guess it doesn't hurt to brag about my son:
So far, he's been up to brand new shenanigans such as:
-Kneading my flesh with his Lil needle-claws.
-Bumping my face at 3 am for some cuddles, and food, and post-food cuddles.
-waking me up at 7 am on my free day for more cuddles and food.
-Trashing my desk.
-Trashing my class notes.
-Poorly scratching the dog's asses when they walk past him and hit him with their tails.
-And mewling at that one asshat of a cat that comes to our rooftop just to punch Jojo
I hope these dumb cat facts™ help you with the homesick (Btw I still love Midas and his octagenaire-like hatred for crows messing up his lane).
So far, he's been up to brand new shenanigans such as:
-Kneading my flesh with his Lil needle-claws.
-Bumping my face at 3 am for some cuddles, and food, and post-food cuddles.
-waking me up at 7 am on my free day for more cuddles and food.
-Trashing my desk.
-Trashing my class notes.
-Poorly scratching the dog's asses when they walk past him and hit him with their tails.
-And mewling at that one asshat of a cat that comes to our rooftop just to punch Jojo
And now, the good stuff
Jojo planning on how will he take the stock market by storm
Jojo Sleeping on my mouse hand the one time I tried to play LoL.
Jojo being an scandalous rascal
Jojo planning on how will he take the stock market by stormJojo Sleeping on my mouse hand the one time I tried to play LoL.
Jojo being an scandalous rascalI hope these dumb cat facts™ help you with the homesick (Btw I still love Midas and his octagenaire-like hatred for crows messing up his lane).
you know about my cats but i can’t shut up about them so
this is rocky.
this is artemis
this is rocky.
- 20 pounds
- freeloader
- every day when we first get home he does this thing where he sees us and then briskly walks into the kitchen and we follow behind him and then he runs to one specific rug in the kitchen and then dramatically flops down on it so we can pet him
- he always wants me to watch him eat
- he doesn’t really do anything besides lay around the house in five specific spots
- he plays with this blue sparkly toy sometimes but its prone to disappearing completely but then mysteriously appearing again. i found it in my shoe this morning after not seeing it for months.
- he purrs really loudly
- one time he grabbed one of my arby’s chicken strips in his mouth and then ran away at the speed of light
- also one time he body slammed my grandpas little dalmatian and that dog is terrified of rocky now
this is artemis
- dumb baby
- she likes playing with shoes
- her favorite thing in the world is to lay in front of the door and roll around in the sun
- sometimes she gets really desperate for attention and rubs against my leg for me to pet her and if i try to do anything else she will go out of her way to stop it
- she likes attacking the rug in front of the front door (as pictured)
- sometimes she just slaps rocky for no reason
- she has a really weird, raspy meow
- it doesn’t take her long to get used to people at all like she kinda loves everyone
- we haven’t had her for very long so we haven’t had a christmas with her yet and she’s gonna attack the tree and we all know it
- when we first got her she was really scrawny and you could see her ribs but (as of her last vet visit) she’s gained 4 pounds since then :^)
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