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King Hurk (played by LoveSickCow)

WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE GLORIOUS KINGDOM OF CAMELOT!

Or at least it was
Then King Arthur died
And the man who accidentally killed him took the throne
Now everything is rightfully just a mess.

King Hurk has taken the thrown, the man who was once the royal janitor, now ruler of the greatest kingdom in all of history. And soon to be, the worst one. King Hurk has now excepted the fact that he is a terrible king, and just wants to live his life in luxury before someone assassinates him. But before doing so, he wanted to pretend he was a knight, since the world was currently in a state of peace, he thought nothing would happen if he put together an order of knights, so that he could go down in a history as a King, Knight, and Janitor. Due to budget cuts, he could not afford a round table, so he decided instead to create the Knights Of The Slightly Oval Table That Leans Slightly To the Left If You Put Too Much Weight On It. Also known as KOSOTTLSTTLIYPTMWOI.

But little did King Hurk know, that the world was at peace, because there where no knights, but now there are knights, thus they must fight. Because that is lazy writing 101. The Kingdom of Badalot, long time rivals of Camelot, threatens war upon the kingdom. And they have dragons. Doesnt take a genius to know, that is bad. So now King Hurk, and his knights have no clue what they are doing, must rise up against this challenge, or die trying.

God help us all



A portion of this RP is inspired off monty python and the holy grail, obviously, so if you enjoy that movie, I feel you will enjoy this. I am just looking for a laid back and funny rp, nothing that will get too serious, just something everyone can have fun with. I feel like people dont do comedy rps a lot...if at all, I cant wait to see what humorous people come around and hope something awesome comes from this
Magic 50%
Magic is rare, but not unheard of. Mundane characters may or may not believe in it. Magical characters may form small and exclusive pockets for study, protection, etc.
Technology 30%
Renaissance
Combat 50%
Combat is expected as part of the storyline but it won't dominate the plot.

Details: Freeform, concise post-length, one-off scene.

Kokkinos (played anonymously)

Therion/E. Crow here.

You had me at Monty Python
King Hurk (played by LoveSickCow) Topic Starter

You had me at You had me.
King Hurk (played by LoveSickCow) Topic Starter

Yes I was re-watching the holy grail the other day for like the millionth time, and I started to get the inspiration for this RP, just a silly funny rp, nothing to serious, if you believe you have a good sense of humor, tis welcome in my court.
Kokkinos (played anonymously)

Yusss.
King Hurk (played by LoveSickCow) Topic Starter

Great glad to have someone on board. Do you think you have a character you could morph into this? As long as they can kind of sort of be a knight or something itll all be good not gonna be too many restrictions
Kokkinos (played anonymously)

I can adjust her just a bit, so yes.
A crossdresser is nothing new lol
King Hurk (played by LoveSickCow) Topic Starter

Just a suggestion, I would love a cross dressing knight that is woman dressing as a man, thinking that they would not except a woman knight, but in reality no one cares if its a boy or a girl, but she always tries to act really manly, yet everyone knows its a girl, but no one really says anything about it, so she doesnt know everyone knows shes a girl. That is just funny to me I dont know why lol
Halasian (played by Rogue-Scribe)

I could be Tim the Enchanter... or maybe more appropriately the old man from scene 24.

Just kidding. Love the title of this thread. Had a whole Monty Python announcer rendition on how oval the table was go through my head when I read it.
King Hurk (played by LoveSickCow) Topic Starter

Hark a new person come forth. Thank you for showing interest, have you a character you think would fit in with the foolishness that will ensue soon?
Some FBI Dude (played by LittleFireKing)

This is stupid that I just made this guy and found this, so I’m gonna join with the FBI.
Some FBI Dude (played by LittleFireKing)

Oh my god, I just realized how old this is.
King Hurk (played by LoveSickCow) Topic Starter

Some FBI Dude wrote:
Oh my god, I just realized how old this is.

No no I mean like yeah its old but I have kept republishing it because no one has done a rp with me on this yet lol
I am off course Taff (the BBC Merlin - Merlin inspired character ) ... willing to play the famously great warlock and last dragonlord (which is kept secret) along with the official king´s manservant position

I shall bring some bad luck and clumsiness mixed in with the magic.
Some FBI Dude (played by LittleFireKing)

King Hurk wrote:
Some FBI Dude wrote:
Oh my god, I just realized how old this is.

No no I mean like yeah its old but I have kept republishing it because no one has done a rp with me on this yet lol

So, do that mean I’m in?

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