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Idk if this game has already been played but basically someone comments a wish, you need to corrupt it.
Eg: i wish for a car
Granted but it has no engine and so on.
Ill start with the first wish:
I wish i had a million dollars

Granted but you have to spend it all on cheese

I wish I lived by myself

I fail to see a problem with that.

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Granted, but you'll have a new visitor every 20 minutes.

I wish the Kansas City Chiefs would win a Super Bowl.

So, it's like the Sims then

Granted, but it's a Super bowl of ramen

ERROR: No wish present

I wish that there was no criminal activity in the world.

Granted: but everyone's dead

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted, but they take over the world and no one can control their pokemon.


I wish magic was real

Granted, but you are bad at art.


I wish i had a bunch of doggos

Granted, but you can never pet them.

I wish I could enter a video game

Granted: but you can never leave

I wish I could breathe underwater

Granted, but you have Aquaphobia.

I wish I could understand animals.

Granted: but will no longer be able to understand humans.

I wish I never have to sleep...

Granted: but you fall sick easier and experience all effects of insomnia without feeling tired.

I wish I didn't have any allergies.

Granted but everyone else is deaf so they can’t hear what you’re saying.

I wish that I was good at art

Granted, but you can only draw furries

I wish I wrote a bestselling novel

Granted but you get none of the profits and the people that you want to like it don’t.

I wish that my dog would shed less

Granted: but it has no fur.

I wish I could make anything come to life.

Granted, but you get hit with instant karma. Every time.

I wish there was a way to cure my grandparents of their ailments.