September 23rd 2017, 5:00pm - 7:00pm
The Golden Tether's Entertainer slave Hassan (Aerial in game) has got his hands on some rather bashed fruit and veg' - carrots, parsnips, courgettes, bananas, even aubergines - all with one common theme...They're all shaped like a penis, a cock, a dick, or a shlong if you will. Bruised, battered, squishy and likely covered in lubricant (don't ask him why), they have been piled into crates, ready for mulching.
Rather than have a few slaves hop around on the fertilizer, Hassan has decided it'd be more fun to toss this spoiled salad with a food fight in the ballroom.
Disclaimer: The Golden Tether accepts no liability for injuries caused by a wayward dildo.
=Who=
Anyone who'd like to get their hands around a juicy, dribbling shaft.
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Capped at 5 for timing
The fighter with the most HP at the end of 4 rounds is the winner at throwing willies.
If the winner is a patron: One token for a free rental of a slave up to the value of 50 Gold.
If the winner is an unowned slave: A bubble bath, fresh clothes and their favorite meal.
If the winner is an owned slave: Their owner receives a token for 50 Gold which can be redeemed at the bar.
=How=
The food fight will use the dice rolls seen in the Drakorian Siege.
All food fighters begin with 40HP each.
Bold the name of the person you are hitting in your posts and then roll the following...
Roll 1d3 where 1 = Miss, 2 = Severity roll of 1d10 and 3 = Severity roll of 1d20.
When your HP reaches 0, you are out!
=When=
Saturday 23rd September at 7PM FST in the *ballroom
The Golden Tether's Entertainer slave Hassan (Aerial in game) has got his hands on some rather bashed fruit and veg' - carrots, parsnips, courgettes, bananas, even aubergines - all with one common theme...They're all shaped like a penis, a cock, a dick, or a shlong if you will. Bruised, battered, squishy and likely covered in lubricant (don't ask him why), they have been piled into crates, ready for mulching.
Rather than have a few slaves hop around on the fertilizer, Hassan has decided it'd be more fun to toss this spoiled salad with a food fight in the ballroom.
Disclaimer: The Golden Tether accepts no liability for injuries caused by a wayward dildo.
=Who=
Anyone who'd like to get their hands around a juicy, dribbling shaft.
1. --
2. --
3. --
4. --
5. --
Capped at 5 for timing
The fighter with the most HP at the end of 4 rounds is the winner at throwing willies.
If the winner is a patron: One token for a free rental of a slave up to the value of 50 Gold.
If the winner is an unowned slave: A bubble bath, fresh clothes and their favorite meal.
If the winner is an owned slave: Their owner receives a token for 50 Gold which can be redeemed at the bar.
=How=
The food fight will use the dice rolls seen in the Drakorian Siege.
All food fighters begin with 40HP each.
Bold the name of the person you are hitting in your posts and then roll the following...
Roll 1d3 where 1 = Miss, 2 = Severity roll of 1d10 and 3 = Severity roll of 1d20.
When your HP reaches 0, you are out!
=When=
Saturday 23rd September at 7PM FST in the *ballroom
Attendees
Expect to see the following faces in attendance:
You might also see the following faces there:
Event Comments
- You don't even know how scarily good I am with this thing
Hassan(played anonymously)
September 23rd 2017
7:03pm
I said...sausage tossing!
Hassan(played anonymously)September 23rd 2017
7:01pm
Congratulations to Toffi who was the winner of the food fight!
Excellent sausage tossing by all.
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Look, male and female corn Pleasure(played anonymously)August 24th 2017
3:16am
I do love getting my hands around a big, thick... vegetable.
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Um YES
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Another food fight? I'll be there
Tahari(played byMartini)August 23rd 2017
12:35pm
Sign me up! Yasss!
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Reima
September 23rd 2017
7:21pm