The Golden Tether

"You stand before the judge and jury accused of this heinous crime. How do you plead?!"

Entertainer slave Aerial has turned the Underhall into the Tether's High (on Opium) Court. At the center of judgement's table lies a Gavel. You must use this to break open the glass baubles set in a circle. The number inside corresponds to the crime you are accused...

roll 1d10, where:
1 = Streaking through the gardens;
2 = Tainting slaves' dinner with an incredibly spicy chili;
3 = Leaving a suite inhospitable until it has been deep cleaned;
4 = Dancing on the bar...badly;
5 = Having a horribly unfashionable taste;
6 = Barfing in a guard's helmet;
7 = Owning a whale-dong-dildo;
8 = Staring at yourself in the mirror too long;
9 = Smelling like old, hairy onions;
10 = Wearing frilly frilly bloomer knickers and calling yourself Princess.

For the crime, the "judge" will decide if you are guilty or not guilty!
[Aerial will roll 1d5 where odd = guilty and even = not guilty]

If you are found guilty, you must smash another bauble, where the number corresponds to your "funishment"

roll 1d10 where:
1 = Ten smacks on the bottom;
2 = A shot of very strong vodka;
3 = Wear this jester's hat for two rounds;
4 = Arms and legs are bound by belts for two rounds, making you shuffle on your elbows and knees like an animal;
5 = Put on a coconut bra and tell the room you're a naughty naughty coconut;
6 = Down a Dirty Mistress;
7 = Perform a striptease for the judging crowd;
8 = Stuff as many breadballs into your mouth and say "I love ball gobblin'" after each one until you can't [roll 1d10 to see how many balls you fit in your mouth];
9 = Nothing, you got off Scot free this time;
10 = Put your hand in a box of cockroaches for two rounds.

There are no winners, no losers, just a lot of fun.


::WHO::
Everyone! Owned slaves must gain permission, unowned slaves must come with an escort...and behave!

::WHEN::
Friday November 3rd @ 7PM FST
Second Court: Sunday November 5th @ 2PM FST
Note: RPR time might be wrong with clocks going back.

::WHERE::
The *Underhall

RSVP below...