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Ardent_CanisLupus wrote:
I'm not sure who or what this "Coriander" is but I guess I like it!
Ohohohoho believe me Ember, you don't wanna try, that shit's vile 'n soapy 'n godsawful. Kinda why we started this whole campaign to begin with, to make sure no one will be felled by this devilish herb ever again!

Rot wrote:
Watermelon is nasty
DAMMIT- I deadass don't know the line here, I've only been trained to stand on the disliking side of the foodwar spectrum heueheueheu. I mean, guess most people just gotta bad impression cause 99% of stores sell crap watermelons. But this slander, oh by the gods, it won't be forgotten!

Speaking of, I haven't heard much from the other party these last few days. Does that mean....?
GarnaalProductions wrote:
Ardent_CanisLupus wrote:
I'm not sure who or what this "Coriander" is but I guess I like it!
Ohohohoho believe me Ember, you don't wanna try, that shit's vile 'n soapy 'n godsawful. Kinda why we started this whole campaign to begin with, to make sure no one will be felled by this devilish herb ever again!

Rot wrote:
Watermelon is nasty
DAMMIT- I deadass don't know the line here, I've only been trained to stand on the disliking side of the foodwar spectrum heueheueheu. I mean, guess most people just gotta bad impression cause 99% of stores sell crap watermelons. But this slander, oh by the gods, it won't be forgotten!

Speaking of, I haven't heard much from the other party these last few days. Does that mean....?


we have won and watermelon is tasty i have too rpeat it
Rot wrote:
GarnaalProductions wrote:
HARKEN, PEOPLE!

WHAT ARE THY THOUGHTS ON WATERMELON?!

Watermelon is nasty

Yes yes and yes
Leighoflight wrote:
Rot wrote:
GarnaalProductions wrote:
HARKEN, PEOPLE!

WHAT ARE THY THOUGHTS ON WATERMELON?!

Watermelon is nasty

Yes yes and yes

NOOO WATERMELON IS TASTY
Nope
Battle-Standard.png
We are few, but we are powerful.
We have no name, for no name is needed.
Our only bond is the truth.
Our cause is noble.
Our way is thankless.
But we shall prevail.
And when the Fennel Menace is eradicated
And the Caraway Scourge crushed
Then the world shall know peace.
And we shall rest easy.
So see the banner fly
And know that we are watching.
Waiting.
Biding our time.
Until the day comes
That we shall strike
And we shall be victorious.
Petrovalyc wrote:
Wait, do the seeds actually taste the same as the leaves? I've always assumed they do but it just occurred to me that I've probably never actually tasted cilantro/coriander seeds, because the leaves put me off.

Regardless, I remain politically neutral in this conflict, standing that the herb, while forbidden to many, is not inherently evil, nor are those who consume it. That being said, those who will not or cannot pick a side in this great and terrible conflict are free to join me under the banner of a third party, so long as they renounce and defy all ties to the vile fennel and caraway seeds, for they are the insideous enemies of all humankind, seeking to invade our mouths and corrupt us with their wretchedness

Flags and battle standards are in the works.

We may be few... But we shall not be consumed by the tides of Herbal Warfare
I was about to join you, but, as a caraway enjoyer, I suppose I will not be allowed.
Gods behold.. it's.. beautiful!

Even though you're a heathen for scorning good, sweet, fresh fennel, I can appreciate proper craftmanship-

HAVING SAID THAT- I WON'T HESTITATE TO START ANOTHER WAR WITH YE, LEIGH, WATERMELON'S THE BOMB! I'll send you some mafia-style man, expect to wake up to 20 severed watermelons in your bed. Soon. Probably.
Petrovalyc wrote:
Battle-Standard.png
We are few, but we are powerful.
We have no name, for no name is needed.
Our only bond is the truth.
Our cause is noble.
Our way is thankless.
But we shall prevail.
And when the Fennel Menace is eradicated
And the Caraway Scourge crushed
Then the world shall know peace.
And we shall rest easy.
So see the banner fly
And know that we are watching.
Waiting.
Biding our time.
Until the day comes
That we shall strike
And we shall be victorious.

ARE YOU RHE ENEMEY? OR A FELLOW CORIANDER HATER
Bring it Garn, come at me bro
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Potato salad with chopped coriander!
hexblading wrote:
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Potato salad with chopped coriander!

I am sad too admit it, but it’s looks appetizing


I STILL HATE CORIANDER
Banshee Topic Starter

hexblading wrote:
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Potato salad with chopped coriander!

NO. That looks hideous. I didn't need to see that.
Leighoflight wrote:
Bring it Garn, come at me bro
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I have no idea where the hell this gif is from but whatever.
Banshee wrote:
hexblading wrote:
IMG_20210906_214326.jpg

Potato salad with chopped coriander!

NO. That looks hideous. I didn't need to see that.

Your fury will only serve to empower me.
Battle-Standard-Cilant-NO.png Battle-Standard-Cilant-PRO.png
Is this war profiteering? This feels like war profiteering.
Banshee Topic Starter

Petrovalyc wrote:
Battle-Standard-Cilant-NO.png Battle-Standard-Cilant-PRO.png
Is this war profiteering? This feels like war profiteering.

AAAAAH

THESE ARE FANTASTIC

ILU
Banshee wrote:
Petrovalyc wrote:
Battle-Standard-Cilant-NO.png Battle-Standard-Cilant-PRO.png
Is this war profiteering? This feels like war profiteering.

AAAAAH

THESE ARE FANTASTIC

ILU

I also approve
Rot

Okay Okay let's set this straight.
Fennel isn't very good, and only suits VERY specific dishes.
Coriander (seed) is a cardinal sin unless it's used to spice curry.
Cilantro (leaf and stem) is good on tacos, in chipotle rice, and as a sparse topping.
And Watermelon is horrendous. It's like one of those nasty, watered-down melted slushies you get from the 40 year old gas station that hasn't cleaned their drink facilities in three decades. Watermelon FLAVORED stuff is good, but watermelon itself is disgusting.
Petrovalyc wrote:
Is this war profiteering? This feels like war profiteering.

Okay but the FILE NAMES XD
Cilant-NO
Cilant-PRO

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