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Ghostly_Melon

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no-one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol.



Gamer, crazy cat lady, writer, botanist, and connoisseur of terrible puns, I have been RPing for well over a decade now across an ever expanding number of venues and verses. I am always thrilled to meet a new character, venture off on a new quest, conquer a ruthless foe, settle down in a sprawling metropolis, visit another planet, solve a dangerous mystery, or count the tiles on the ceiling. If asked to comprise a list of things I would not at least give the colloquial college try towards, I would be hard pressed to afford an answer. Imagination is a wild thing, and it finds its purpose best when let off the proverbial chain.

This is, of course, a rather idealistic notion. Years of experience impart wisdom and obstinateness in equal measure. I have preferences, specifically on length and quality of posts, and I would have potential partners know them quickly to avoid prolonging interests hung upon tenuous fibers.

I kindly ask that, regardless of the medium, posts be grammatically legible and of respectable length. This is not an absolute, as there may not be enough to say, and forcing out words is far worse than leaving a page blank, but multiple paragraphs, in most circumstances, will steadfastly remain my lowest bar of preference. We are also not here to write college level dissertations on the perfection of the English language. However, frequent misspellings and grammatical foo-pah's deteriorate the experience enough for me to drain my interest rapidly.

Please take all of this with a grain of salt, and do not withhold yourself from contacting me believing that these requirements outpace your potential. Seize the day, as they say, and I will be happy to discuss something you would be comfortable with. I am impossible to upset. Seen it all, done it all, don't remember most of it. I have not had a negative thought drift listlessly through my brain in a dozen years and I have no intention of starting now...

Yes, we all know how egregiously I just enhanced the truth on that declaration. The point remains. I'm rambling. Onto more important topics:

Situations I will gravitate towards:
  • 18+ only. This goes without saying for anything smut related. However, it is also a preference even for the squeaky clean RPs. My preference. One of the few.
  • Science Fiction. Specifically anything related to outer space and everything in, on, and around it. I love it. I cannot get enough of it. Unfortunately, I have found myself rather bereft of partners who share this interest.
  • A healthy smut to story ratio. I enjoy a good romance, whether it be an appetizer or the main course, but one cannot exist without the other. To much story, and you've got yourself a documentary dictated in a flat British voice about an endangered species of antelope. To much smut, and you've got yourself a porno. Both can be fun, sometimes, but it is the exception and not the rule.
  • I take absolutely nothing seriously. We're here to have fun, not solve world hunger. So if you have a problem with anything in the RP not going the way you expected it to go, or the way you want it to go, you stop the RP and immediately inform me of the deviation. I will not be mad. We will correct it.
  • Other mediums of RP are perfectly fine. I enjoy this website, and forum based RP in general. This does not preclude other avenues that you may find more enjoyable or comfortable, such as Discord. Just ask!

Rave Reviews

Cas is positively a delight. Usually lurking, ready to pounce at a moments notice, she is a good person, and a wonderful addition to a roleplay group as well. If you need a sounding board for ideas, she has an open mind, and a lovely sense of humor too. Her writing is impeccable. If you are looking for quality over quantity, Cas is your woman. She will not let you down. Her writing is beguiling to read, as are her characters. - Demilicious
Ghostly is certianly fitting, as this woman is elusive and still absolutely amazing. I love that she's coming back. I'm so glad to see her in Tamnyer-a and enjoying herself with her story continuing again. This melon is seriously sweet and don't let her stop you from sharing peaches. She secretly loves peaches and should have many many peaches. - Hades_

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