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He/They ⟨⟩ Writer and Reader ⟨⟩ Artist ⟨⟩ Adult ⟨⟩ Taken ⟨⟩ Eastern Time Zone - UTC -4

Status: Trying to find good RP partners!


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Hello. My name is Kloomsy! You can call me Kloo, Boop, Thumper, or anything else. The nicknames I have gotten over the years are very odd. My friends and loved ones have odd tastes. Things about me is that I am studying Digital Graphics, I love learning about cultures, I’m an aspiring author and artist, and that I have an obsession with anime, animations, manga, comics, and anything story related with art.

I’m not good with comforting people or talking that well. I’m shy and I often get paranoid and what people think about me. I do have anxiety and depression, so if I ever take a while to respond to an RP, don’t worry! I will respond, sometimes it just takes me a while. The longest I ever go without answering is a week and if I go longer then I tell the person that I’m burnout, on hiatus, having a hard time, etc. I try my best to never ghost.

Any art on my characters profiles are my own art. If they aren’t, I will say so and credit the artist.

Writing Example 1

Captain Kyven was young when he learned that fate and destiny were two completely different things.

It was when the sun was sweltering, the rays baking the earth and scorching the leaves, when his best friend died. It was just a small cat who suffered from a disease, but still, he couldn’t help but view it as an eye opening experience.

Destiny is something you can’t change. It will happen no matter what path you take, what drink you guzzle down, what life you choose. His cat died out of destiny. He couldn’t save it and no doctor could either. It was meant to be so it happened.

Fate is something that you can change. Take the right path and you won’t have to deal with crocodiles, take the left path and avoid the bees, go see the doctor and save a cat. That’s fate. Fate is making a decision and letting that decision change the course of the future.

So, it was an eye opening experience. Right then, Kyven learned that he hated destiny and loved fate. Because destiny is that parent who suffocated you with a rope and dragged you on one path. And fate was the parent that ushered you to take your own steps.

Kyven doesn’t like being bossed around. He hates it. To him, he is the only man who can give himself orders. So when his best friend died and he was left weeping, he cursed this so-called destiny, and wished it would be gone forever.

So he took it into his own hands. He took his gate and his destiny and tossed them down the drain. His decisions were his own.

However, nowadays? He still remembered the day when he refused to acknowledge and believe in something that ruled over his life. Because that shit didn’t exist to him.

Oh bloody hell, how wrong he was.

He gritted his teeth and glared at his enemy. It was a soldier, someone he used to call friend, someone who had a name similar to his own. They grinned coldly. There was no remorse and guilt in their expression, it was as if their brain erased all the memories they once had together.

However, enemy or old friend, no way he was going to back down. Not now. He couldn’t. Kyven didn’t know how he got in this situation. He thought he did everything he could have possibly done to avoid it. So maybe destiny tricked him and playing the role of fate the entire time.

He swallowed down his pride and flinched when he heard the click of a gun. He stared down the barrel. It was too late to say goodbyes now.

The trigger pulled.

Writing Example 2
The night was younger than Thorn would have liked. The sky was streaked in red and pink stripes as if a messy painter decided to color the sky in, the fluffy clouds an awkward hue between orange and peach.

It was only 8:30 in the evening and yet his crew were already throwing on their shoes to head to the city. He would leave it up to them. They knew what they were doing. He was aware that they knew the risks of running out into the city when some light was left in the sky, however, he wasn’t in such a mood to scold them on just possibilities. A little risk is good to keep the blood pumping.

Conquest was a very pretty young woman. She preferred the word ‘voluptuous’ instead. Her good looks made her a viper amongst the four horsemen, the people who helped aid Thorn with his duties. She could make people trust her with the snap of her fingers. Playing the role of damsel in distress was her forte. Which made her a perfect choice to go and gather new followers for Thorn.

One hour passed until they were in the city. Being an hour away from the heart of London was a great defense against authorities but quite a bother to get in and out from. By 9:30, the sky was almost black. The lights clogged out the stars and pretty moon. She smiled as she slapped on stark red lipstick to her lips, tugging on a normal sweater and jeans. Even if there were men in the car she changed without a care in the world. None looked at her. The gun and knife hidden in the waist of her pants was enough to keep their eyes off.

While she was pretty, she didn’t look all that different to the other pretty girls. There was nothing particularly eye-catching about her other than she had a slightly bigger bust and waist. Some people had unique features that made them stand out, she didn’t.

Ha! Only God knew that her personality is far from eye-catching.

The smile on her face widened when the car stopped. Finally they were there. It was a part in downtown London that was always brimming with the homeless and drug addicts. It was a famous place for drug deals to happen. Even Scotland Yard looked at the place with a wary gaze. Thorn viewed it as a gold mine.

“Time to work, boys,” she giggled. “Let’s make the dear ol’ Sir happy.”

They nodded darkly and hopped from the car. Gathering new people to join the cult was a nasty business only meant for those who would keep their tongue held tight. Conquest was one of the horsemen who were most respected and trusted by Thorn, which is why she has the second most important job.

She stepped from the car and fixed the strap of her heel. The air was stale and cold. London always was dreary to her.

Anyone who lived in Sunside, the town where Thorn’s cult resides, would agree that London was a dreary place for them. Sunside was such an amazing and perfect place. So perfect that even a god resided there. It was a place that would protect them from the end times.

The men strode down an nearest alleyway. She followed while one person stayed in the van.

The car was relatively hidden, followed by another car that looked just the same parking right behind it. That one was meant for the blessed people who wanted a new chance at life.

She grimaced whenever her heel stepped on anything unpleasant. Was it a cigar or the bone of a rat? She had no clue. Her nose was upturned but whenever she saw a homeless person hunkered in a corner, she smiled brightly and her eyes crinkled around the edges. The men did the same.

It was hard to believe that any of them were so serious about their jobs, that they wouldn’t hesitate to pull the triggers hidden beneath their clothes.

Conquest stopped by an old man and sat on some dry newspaper. “Hello there sir. Are you alright?”

He didn't respond. Instead he gave her a disgusting stink eye. It was one of those looks that a ton of christians may give a satanist. He hated the way she looked, acted, and even smelled. His nose crinkled at her perfume. Well, it was no surprise to anyone that her perfume was obnoxious. Even the devil wouldn't lie about that.

She paid his attitude no mind. “Me and my friends are coming around to help you guys and give you chances to get some financial aid and homes. There is a town outside of London, about an hour away, called Sunside. We offer homes to people there along with jobs. I–”

“Get lost ya’ wench. We get enough of ya’ kind in these alleyways. Want some sex, go to the southern part of the alley,” he barked.

Conquest smiled brightly. If she was annoyed, she didn’t show it. It was a perfect pretty mask on her face. “Ah! I see. Then there are some other people here that may need help as well. I’m taking it that you don’t want to hear about Sunside, sir?”

He didn’t respond. Instead he just spat at her, his split flicking across her shoe. The grin didn’t falter and she wiped it off with a handkerchief from her pocket. Conquest quickly stood up and dipped her head to him in a polite expression.

“Thank you for your time sir even if you didn’t want to hear about it. However, do you know anyone else here that may want to listen? I’ll make sure to get out of your hair immediately.”

He growled at her. It sounded animalistic. She didn’t budge from where she stood.

“What was that, sir? Did you say someone’s name?”


Free Hours

Sunday •• 1:00PM - 12:00AM

Monday •• 9:00AM - 12:00PM

Tuesday •• 9:00AM - 7:00PM // 9:00PM - 12:00AM

Wednesday •• Usually Off all day

Thursday •• Off and On

Friday •• 9:00AM - 7:00PM // 9:00PM - 12:00AM

Saturday •• Usually Off all day

RP Information and rules can be found here.



•• I started driving way later than a lot of people.

•• I have an obsession with crime documentaries, mystery novels, etc. My favorite classic novel is Sherlock Holmes or The Great Gatsby. I think things like that are super cool. I love the thrill of mystery!

•• I don’t like forcing romance between characters. If it happens, it happens. The more you write together with those characters then the more chemistry unfolds. I do this with both my novel writing and RP writing.

•• My favorite candy is Reese’s or Snickers. But skittles have to be amazing too. My favorite ice cream is cookie dough or vanilla. Yes, that’s pretty basic, but it’s just so good.

•• I watch anime and read manga. However, I tend to like having real character face claims to my characters here on RPR. Mostly because well.. I want to write in a realistic sense with a realistic human in mind. I don’t mind if others have a manga or anime face claim.

•• My favorite anime is Hellsing. My favorite manga is One Piece of Hunter x Hunter. I also ADORE Case Closed! It’s a detective manga and anime that is super long but so worth it.

•• I have one dog and one cat.

•• My car is small and dingy but I love it more than any other car. Speaking of that.. I probably need to clean out the dash box.

•• I’m a Slytherin. Harry Potter is one of my favorite book series and movie series.

•• Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit are movies that I absolutely adore. They are my all time favorites. I also love the books!

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Discord: KLOO#6804



Rave Reviews

The opportunity to both know and write with Kloomsy is a journey fresh and new! Not only do they understand the trials and tribulations of life in the current scheme of things, but they also bear the patience of a true saint. Their writing is sublime, detailed to the nth degree, imaginative, and thought-provoking! Their character manifest is an eclectic list with ample diversity that inspires intrigue and a jaunty stroll through the darker side of our own human curiosities. Creative ideas Wonderful writer - Atheist
Kloomsy is a fantastic writer. He gives detailed responses, and is impossibly patient and understanding. Each of his characters are well thought out and intricate, without becoming overwhelming. Kloomsy gives great feedback and is very good with communication OOC and IC.
10/10 Wonderful writer Fast responses - _Apollo_

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