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Lord_Cegorach



If you want just to see what I can offer and my rules, skip to the second half of the message

Introduction
Hohoho... what's that? What do we have here? A little... what's the thing they call the likes of you... mon'keigh? Monkey? Mon'keigh monkeys? Aaaaaah, come on pal, who cares what they call you, it's completely unimportant, unnecessary, superfluous, uncalled, uninteresting, boooooooooooring.

What? Who am I?
Oh well, that's actually a good and a very stupid question to ask. But, no, seriously, giving you the correct answer will probably make your head explode in a sprout of candies and IRS tax forms, you know?
Yeah, yeah, perhaps I'm exaggerating things... perhaps I'm not... who knows because sure as shit I don't.
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Yeah, I know some of you tend to call me complicated, many of you would call me "late" or something like that... so let me start over, will ya?


My name's is Cegorach, and I'm the (supposed) laughing god of the Aeldari race... you know, those pointy ears pals that "surely will never tell you how to stop this incoming galactic disaster that will destroy us all unless it's taken care of"... yeah, yeah, don't worry, you don't need to have lewd pics of Matt Ward all over your bedroom just to understand I'm one of the spirit animals of a bunch of twisted cretins. So that pretty much explains why I went here, ditching the Webway in favour of your World Wide Web... I mean, it's not that bad, after all, you have quite a simple and nice community spend your times here.
So yeah, that's pretty much I... what now?... What do you mean "You should tell them about your preferences and rules for Rping"? They seem to be grown mon'keigh to me, they can figure... all right, fine, fine... jeez.

So, according to the ones backstage, It seems like I should put you up with a list of "rules" and all the other things you should be aware of before considering the idea of joining me in an adventure of writing, emotions and cupcakes (yeah, I have plenty of them to share with my RP partners: nothing like refined sugar and chocolate chips to inspire the creativity, right?).


Little Rules


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I do:
- Accept propositions to use one of my characters to create RP scenarios.
- Accept OOC discussions on various topics, even not initiated to create an RP relationship (aka friendly chatting about the weather).
- Consider the idea of becoming a friend with someone after we had some interactions with each other. I'm not a "social-media" kinda guy, I create connections only when I feel they matter to me (yes, I'm a boomer when we are talking about the meaning of the term "Friendship"... no, literally, I'm an Aeldari God after all *BAZINGA!*). For the same reasons, relationships with my character come only after a pre-OOC discussion or after an RP session.
- My best to avoid ghosting: Despite having a hectic schedule for most of my week, I personally refuse to believe I'm unable to write a response to my RP partners saying, "Hey, sorry if the response it's taking more than the usual, but I'm busy with XXX, I will respond as soon as I can, probably around XXX". I've been ghosted, and I know what a pain in the dark side it can be, so you can be sure that this behaviour with me will almost certainly never happen (unless I've been hit by a truck and fall into a coma... that's, well...). For the same reason, I'm going to be honest and quick to tell the other part if something makes me uncomfortable\wanting to quit the RP.

I do not:
- Discuss topics that I would find controversial and not useful to an RP. I know the world outside is shi... sus, sometimes. I'm here exactly to distract my mind about it (trust me, I work in the gaming industry... the amount of political correctness, social justice, do this not that and all the topics that are correlated to this that I have to deal with daily is overwhelming). However, if you want to use them to set a fantastic scenario (example: a past-time slaver who comes to understand better the way of thinking of his "slaves"), that can be discussed. As long as the "hot topics" are used for a creative purpose, please propose them to me.
- Play with people who struggle to define a line between an RP and the writer behind it. I'm a veteran roleplayer (almost 20 years that I enjoy this hobby of mine), and I've played many characters, with some of them being very controversial (like a Nerull cannibal cleric in D&D, or an undead SS Totenkopf, or a university student cooking spaghetti in cold water). These three examples (especially the last) are not who I am, and someone unable to understand this is not someone I wish to spend my time with.
- Roleplay with short writers. This is not because I hold a grudge with people who prefer a more "discord-kind" type of RP (it's a style of writing, with both pros and cons compared to walltexters), but simply because I enjoy writing a lot (and, potentially, reading a lot). As such, people who prefer to read shorter text should not consider spending their time with me: it would be a tough match, potentially making you lose a fun time with other RP here on this site, with a much more suitable writing style to accommodate your preferences.
- Give second chances to ghosts. Now, I understand that sometimes RL takes the best of us, and it's completely fine to step up from an RP (even permanently) if someone feels incapable of going forward, and that's okay. What's not okay it disappearing for weeks or months without saying anything and then returning (hoping) nothing changed, especially considering that crafting a tiny message to the other partner takes 20 to 40 seconds of your life. I'm sorry to be so harsh and direct, but I had too many experiences with people who think it's okay to treat the other partner like a passive NPCs, and this rule is just the direct consequence of it. Unless you had some very serious business that made you incapable of warning me (like emotional trauma, family issues, an accident, something that captured all your attention... not joking, those things still exist), I'll consider our ties definitely cut after 2 weeks of complete silence. I'm not going to harass you, insult you or even have hard feelings towards your persona, that will never happen, but I will not wish to spend any more time with you, so... please keep that in mind.

MY WRITING STYLE:
- Very, very long responses (2.000 characters or more on average, sometimes less if the situation is more "action" sided), descriptive and with a lot of details. The crudity of my writing tends to be adjusted to what character I'm using and what my partner is comfortable with. My RP sheets will always include a scale to define how much likely they can be involved in very violent\gory\sexual scenes.
- I tend to respond to my partner every 2 or 3 days on average, sometimes taking less (especially during weekends or particular periods of the day) and sometimes taking more, due to my job being... quite fickle with its hours. I'll always be sure to leave a message if I pass the week, just not to make you think I'm ghosting.


Rave Reviews

SO nice! Cegorach is amazing and I honestly finding myself looking up to his writing, and his kindness. He is very understanding when we are OOC, and IC, he becomes a master in writing. Keep being yourself buddy because you are wonderful. Kind and understanding Wonderful writer - KilNi
Okay—I just started an RP with this guy and I wanted to say that he is a WONDERFUL writer. Not only that, he is very kind OOC and when we are just chatting. I haven’t known him long but I can tell he is a great guy. I recommend him to anyone who sees this, as an RP partner or as a friend. Kind and understanding Wonderful writer - ImCitrus

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