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Player Age: 30s
Time Zone: U.S. Pacific
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"You are the worst person ever." - Someone, another RP site, 2013
~ PM friendly, shoot me a message if you want.
~ I'm called "The Prize Potato" because I hosted a lot of giveaways/games to give away RPR items.
~ I'm kinda bad at talking about myself.
~ I live in San Francisco, California, USA.
~ I'm a naturally nocturnal person.
~ I love to bake and cook.
~ I consider myself an artsy person.
~ I have an annoying habit of mentioning all cows that I see while on road trips. This goes for sheep/lambs too. Some birds. And goats. Rabbits. Deer. Just any animal, really.
~ I like lists.

~ I've been creating characters and writing collaboratively for over 20 years.
~ I write for fun, enjoyment, and as one of my many creative outlets.
~ I write in third person narrative.
~ On average, I write approximately 400 to 1000 words per post, which is roughly 3 to 7 paragraphs. But it can fluctuate depending on many things, including scene, dialogue, and actions as well as pace of the game.
~ I have many genres I do enjoy writing: modern fantasy, (high/medieval) fantasy, and historical fiction are my top three.
~ I skew towards darker themes and boy oh boy do I love grimdark.
~ I don't particularly care for writing Fan-Fic, SciFi, apocalyptic, or post-apocalyptic stories.
~ Characters featured on my profile are ones I'm always down to write, but feel free to reach out about any of them if you are interested.
~ I've been writing majority of my characters for years. The only exceptions are Duckie, Wilhelmina, and Ruby - they're some of the newest characters that I've created and I'm really excited to play them!
~ My characters can all be modified slightly to fit a setting.

Writing Preferences/Boundaries:

- I will only write with adults (18+ in age).

- I don't have perfect grammar and I don't expect you to either, but proper sentence structures do help. Also, write as much as you see fit for the progress of the story as I'm not a stickler for length.

- Outside of this website, I have a life that gets busy and chaotic sometimes. If I haven’t replied or posted, bugging me about it will NOT make me post quicker nor will guilt tripping me. Real Life always comes before Role Play and I stick to that motto firmly.

- I write for fun, so if it becomes too much work or too much stress for me, I will do my best to communicate this with others involved so we can work through the issues.

- I play various genders and sexuality with my characters, so please don't speculate on what they are or what they like.

- I prefer to write games/stories that contribute to long, on-going plots instead of one-off games, but am willing to do short games or small stories to play-test a character or a story to see how certain characters would get along.

- I'm okay with characters getting into sexual/romance situations. We can discuss this further if we get to that point in our writing adventures.

- I am not against writing violence or hinting at things that could be considered triggering. If you have triggers, please let me know so I can tailor my writing, but I will not change my character, who they are, or how they would act/behave.

- If I know someone isn’t reading through the whole post, I will no longer continue the story as I find it disrespectful.

- I can and will kill off characters if it fits the story and seems right.

- I will only write with original characters in original worlds (only exception to worlds would be writing Earth and its locations for the Modern Fantasy or Historical Fiction genres/settings).

- I am not my characters. They aren't based off me or my life, none of them are self inserts, and I don't have to agree with what they do or how they think in order to write them. If another writer gets mad at me for something the character does in a game, I will not continue any writing with them, period. I reserve the right to have my characters act in the interest of the story, including lying, cheating, stealing, changing their minds, etc, etc, etc.

- I reserve the right not to write with someone for any reason at any time.


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Rave Reviews

Somnom has been nothing but exceptionally kind and generous since they first joined RPR! It's always such a joy to talk to them and see their posts around the site because of their positive influence. :D Somnom is also a crazy good baker and makes me itch to bake too! - Sanne
Although this woman and I haven't chatted or roleplayed. She has shown unbelievable freindship kindness generosity with her raffles. She has quite the impressive line up of characters. She's a absolute treasure to this community. - LakotaSiouxWarrior

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