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Player Age: Adult
Time Zone: Pacific

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"You are the worst person ever." - Someone, another RP site, 2013

About Me: I'm a naturally nocturnal person. I love to bake and cook. I'm really glad to have joined this community. :)

About My RP: I've been creating characters and writing collaboratively for over 20 years. It sounds really pretentious when I say it that way, but in all honesty, it's been a hobby of mine for most of my life. I write for entertainment, enjoyment, and as one of my many creative outlets. I have many genres I do enjoy writing - (high) fantasy, modern fantasy, historical fiction are my top three. I don't particularly care for writing Fan-Fic, SciFi, apocalyptic, or post-apocalyptic stories. No particular reason, they just aren't my jam. I took a break from writing for a bit, but have been itching to get back to it. I'm used to long-form chat based writing, but want to give this site a go. I do have a lot of characters and I've been writing them for several years now. The only exception is Wilhelmina and Ruby - they're my first characters that I've created in years, so I'm slowly fleshing them out, but I'm really excited to play them both! As a note, all of my characters can be modified slightly to fit a setting, if needed.


BIIIIG List of Writing Preferences/Boundaries:

- I will only write with adults.

- I don't have perfect grammar and I don't expect you to either, but proper sentence structures do help. Also, write as much as you see fit for the progress of the story as I'm not a stickler for length.

- I only write in English, aside from a few splashes of other languages used to enhance a story.

- I cannot write with people who write only in first/second person narrative. It's not a slight against those writers, I just have a hard time writing in that style.

- Outside of this website, I have a life that gets busy and chaotic sometimes. If I haven’t replied or posted, bugging me about it will NOT make me post quicker nor will guilt tripping me. Real Life always comes before Role Play and I stick to that motto firmly.

- Please don't demand that I play a specific character from my roster. Sometimes I'm not in the mood to write that character, or I would really like to play/write another character and I kindly ask that this be respected.

- I write for fun, so if it becomes too much work or too much stress for me, I will do my best to communicate this with others involved so we can work through the issues.

- I play various genders and sexuality with my characters, so please don't speculate on what they are or what they like.

- I will not create a specific character to fulfill your specific pre-planned story needs, nor will I write a pre-created character for story fulfillment. I prefer to write my own original characters, but am willing to collaborate to potentially create a character that will fit with our story goals.

- I prefer to write games/stories that contribute to long, on-going plots instead of one-off games, but am willing to do short games or small stories to play-test a character or a story to see how certain characters would get along.

- I'm not against characters getting into sexual situations, but most of the time I will not write out the details. If that's the way it goes with our characters that we both agree to, it can be hinted at, it can be implied, we can fade to black, etc, but I usually will not write out the scene in full details.

- I am not against writing violence or hinting at things that could be considered triggering. If you have triggers, please let me know so I can tailor my writing, but I will not change my character, who they are, or how they would act/behave.

- I won't write with anyone who tries to write my character for me, including assumptions on how they're feeling, potential thoughts they may have, what is happening to them, or where they are.

- I refuse to carry a story alone; we're writing together so it shouldn't be up to one person to progress the storylines.

- If you have an issue with a story, need to change something important, or spot a mistake with continuity, let me know because I'm okay with going back and rewriting things.

- If I know someone isn’t reading through the whole post, I will no longer continue the story as I find it disrespectful.

- I can and will kill off characters if it fits the story and seems right.

- It's possible that I may write in other characters or NPCs as needed for the story.

- If I end a story/scene, please don't try to force it as some scenes are better when it's not forced well beyond a natural end.We can always start a new one that takes place after a time jump.

- I will only write with original characters in original worlds (only exception to worlds would be writing Earth and its locations for the Modern Fantasy or Historical Fiction genres/settings).

- I am not my characters. They aren't based off me or my life, none of them are self inserts, and I don't have to agree with what they do or how they think in order to write them. If another writer gets mad at me for something the character does in a game, I will not continue any writing with them, period. I reserve the right to have my characters act in the interest of the story, including lying, cheating, stealing, changing their minds, etc, etc, etc.

- I reserve the right not to write with someone for any reason at any time. This does not mean disrespect to the other writer, nor does it include the freedom to harass, belittle, or judge them or their creation. This right is extended to any and all with whom I chose to enter into cooperative writing.

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Rave Reviews

  • Somnom is 'the worst person ever' in all the best ways a person could hope for. They are crude, rude, polite, sincere, cheerful, salty and the most genuine person I have ever met. They only just joined this RP community and they already have welcomed so many who came...
    -- Kruhee
  • Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! I adore Somnom and all their clever writing and beautiful personality. Seriously one of the most delightful people you will ever meet. Do love dis one!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
    -- Ripley

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