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whispers

*mobster voice, extra drama*

ey, you!

my name is currently under investigation by the federal government, as is my gender—but, just between us, you can call me whispers, and use she/they pronouns for me, though those are subject to change as the, uh......situation regarding my existence continues to develop.

but for starters: buddy. pal.

yeah, you.

you clicked on my page, and so now you're contractually obligated to be my pal, and you wouldn't rat your pal out to the gender police?

or, heavens forbid, their mom?!?!

yeah. you know better than that. go on and walk away now if you want any of that "plausible deniability."

take a hike. buzz off. skedaddle. vamoose.

you better hope i never see your mug around these parts again. don't you ever talk to me or my son or my other son ever again, capisce??

but, eh.

you can talk to my daughter, she'll mess you up if you try.

Inquiring minds want to know why we too should befriend whispers!

Did you remember to explain why your friend is awesome?

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