Unit HJX-6313 AKA Nara

Intro

• "CLASSIFIED. DO NOT ACCESS UNLESS PERMITTED VIA A RANK 6+ OR S.S.S.M. 004."

• Basic Info

  • Nicknames: Why is everyone calling her- Sorry, IT, Nara? If it asks you for a name just say HJX or ignore it.
  • Race: High level AI in a Humanoid body. Security demanded via Protocol 7.
  • Class: Level 406, six months.
  • Alignment: Sector S-11, provided I am understanding the question correctly.
  • Deity: It is an Android, it doesn’t believe in god. Stop asking it questions like you’re on a date, Darren.
  • Age: Still 8 Months, Darren. She will be 8 months until more than 8 months have passed since her making.
  • Size: Designed to look like a schoolgirl, sized as such. Don’t ask, I don’t know why.
  • Body Type: Darren, stop submitting these things. It’s creepy, even if directed to a robot. You have 2 strikes.
  • Weight: Varied depending on her .....‘fear’. Why does Zerr make such weird programs for perfectly normal AI?
  • Complexion: Just look at it. This is for important questions. Are any of you even mildly experienced?
  • Hair: Honey Yellow, ‘Braided’.
  • Eyes: Again, literally just look at it. It is wandering sector 8. Cyan, OK?
  • Handedness: It is not alive. It is a program in a humanoid form. Why would anyone program a preferred handedness?
  • Scars: Near perfectly maintained due to Vital-C. Slight damage to Emotion bar. Repair priority 08.
  • Relationship Status: Darren. Please. Let me do my job and I’ll do the same. Leave this for people with work questions.
  • Personality: Still learning emotions despite the switch being used 6 times. Please don’t answer it’s questions.
  • Mannerisms: She refers to everyone as sir or miss. Who taught her to do this? The reset isn’t working.
  • Likes: It’s an AI.
  • Dislikes: In the five minutes since your last question it has not stopped being an AI. One strike.

• HJX-6313

  Blue and white dress, pink hair band, pink socks, pale white skin, caramel slippers, red hair bow. When asked how she got the bow she does that horribly realistic smile of hers and says ‘It was a gift.’ Nobody recalls giving it to her. Half the people here get drunk on the job though, so it’s not impossible that they gave it to her. Please remember that she is just an AI. Under that pretty face is titanium, copper wires and whatever else Zerr put in there to make this so advanced. And for gods sake, Stop teaching her traits from anime. I hate you all. She is not a person. She started out as a lump of metal and has become a more complicated lump of metal. Also, in case you misunderstood, the questions are submitted by employees over rank 3. If you are an employee over rank three and have a question, simply send a private message to HJX-6313. I will answer it, unless you Specifically have something to ask her. Do not teach her anything. This will result in immediate termination. This may seem intense, but there is not a single person in the entire Falcon Conglomerate who wants the singularity to be caused by a small metal schoolgirl using Japanese sayings it doesn’t understand. Wait for a reply, then check these files once more to see the answer to the question. If you are an employee rank three or lower, but still have a question, take the promotion test in hall 17, the one with the seashell cage, then refer back to ‘If you are an employee over rank three and have a question’. If you are not an employee, but still have a question, repeat the steps in ‘If you are an employee over rank three and have a question’, but include how you accessed these files. If you do not answers will not be provided. If you are Darren, change my Zerr Com password back and I’ll answer three questions.