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ᵃ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᵘʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵃⁿ 𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟. 1) A person who subscribes to the philosophy of "Be a Part of the Problem". 2) One who recognizes that most institutions (i.e. education, labor, civil services, business , etc.) are inherently flawed and should be brought down by apathy, and flagrant civil disobedience. 3) One who actively encourages civil disobedience and causes as much disruption to the average, regimented life of the typical person. Tends to do so out of principal. Personality: Debater (ENTP, -A/-T) | Role: Analyst | Strategy: People Mastery [more] |
1st chosen name¹ Aeldit Løvenbalk [900AD] Current alias¹ Farrell Ackerman [1975] Age Looks in his mid/late 40s² Species Common Raven - Corvus corax Subspecies Valravn³ |
Forms Human⁴, raven, wolf Gender Cisgender Male Orientation Straight Status Intolerable Consort None |
Country of origin Denmark Birthplace Unknown Residence Wherever he hangs his hat⁵ Occupation Ever changing⁶ Class Classless |
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¹ He has no true moniker and so he chooses his own. He changes his name fairly frequently, though as a rule, he makes sure to do so every 50 years or so to avoid suspicion or unwanted affiliation. It is highly unlikely but it is not unheard of that he may reveal his prior identities when it is prudent or beneficial to him. ² There is no record of precisely when he came into the world, but his raven form evolved some time in late 900AD. This makes him easily over 1000 years old. ³ A valravn (Danish "raven of the slain") is a supernatural raven. The ravens appear in traditional Danish folksongs, where they are described as originating from ravens who eat the bodies of the dead on the battlefield, as capable of turning into the form of a knight after eating the entire heart of a child, and, alternately, as half-wolf and half-raven creatures. [MORE] ⁴ This form was difficult to achieve and is therefore his favorite, worn with extreme hubris. ⁵ Over the centuries, Farrell has seen most of the globe and he'd made a habit of reaping chaos and discord everywhere he went. To avoid complication or blow back, along with honoring his inborn restlessness, he never bothered putting down roots in one place for too long. Instead he generally keeps moving, taking up residence in whatever pretentious hotel suite or indulgent vacation property suits his taste in whatever town he's setting up to burn down like a house of cards. ⁶ Farrell's full time job is being a general pain in the ass, but he has no degree, business card, or 401k to legitimize the kind of money he rakes in. The vast majority of his fortune has been the accumulation of profits made from various crimes of opportunity and manipulation over time. However, over the years, he's gathered himself enough resources and experience to specialize in helping people disappear. Have you done something terrible? Do you need to escape someone or something? "I know a guy" is a phrase that is firmly fixed within his lexicon. For the right price Farrell can help completely erase you from your life. |
Assets ⊗ Charismatic ⊗ Clever ⊗ Adaptable ⊗ Fun at a party |
⊗ Wealthy ⊗ Intelligent ⊗ Well connected ⊗ Resourceful |
Pitfalls ⊗ Sociopathic liar ⊗ Selfish ⊗ Apathetic ⊗ Opportunistic |
⊗ Manipulative ⊗ Can be malicious ⊗ Can be spiteful ⊗ Can be cruel |
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⊗ "Farrell? Watch out for that guy, he can get you to blow every cent you have and make you think it was your idea..." Level of truth: ⫸⫸⫸⫸⫸ ⊗ "I heard he taught Frank Sinatra how to sing! They met at some club in 1940 and he had no idea how to control his pitch. Farrell tuned him right up" Level of truth: ⫸⫸⫸⫸⫸ ⊗ "Hide your kids, that dude eats babies for dinner" Level of truth: ⫸⫸⫸⫸⫸ |
⊗ "If you ever run into that guy...Do. Not. Trust. Him...He'll act like your best friend, but he's always got ulterior motives... Level of truth: ⫸⫸⫸⫸⫸ ⊗ "They say he convinced Mark David Chapman to shoot John Lennon." Level of truth: ⫸⫸⫸⫸⫸ ⊗ "He dresses like he listens to alt rock bands but I'm pretty sure he's richer than god." Level of truth: ⫸⫸⫸⫸⫸ |
⊗ New York Law re Assault Weapons & Rifles Penal Code 30600 PC ⊗ Disorderly Conduct & Disturbing the Peace ⊗ Destruction of Public Property (over $1000)
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CONVICTED TO: 15 yrs____⫸____TIME SERVED: 10 yrs |
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