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What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft, and the lie?
I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky.
The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing;
Rush in and die, dogs — I was a man before I was a king.
When I was a fighting-man, the kettle-drums they beat,
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back. -
S T A T I S T I C S
|NAME|Thegn Leofrik of the Ulfrikson Clan, Dragonslayer
Leofrik
|NICKNAMES| Pikansjos, Lionskin
|SPECIES| Homo sapien
|SUB-SPECIES| Barbarian
|AGE| Mid-30's
|NATIONALITY| Danish
|GENDER| Male
|SEXUALITY| Pansexual
|AVAILABILITY| For rent only.
|HEIGHT| 6'10"
|WEIGHT| 285 lb.
|BUILD| Broad-shouldered, herculean
|SKIN| Icelandic
|SCARS| Innumerable
|EYES| Hazel