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    Name: Hamwaiter
    Nickname: Ham

    Parents: Chuck and Melinda Ham, deceased

    Occupation: The squire of Sir Arthur Ham

    Likes: Ham.

    Dislikes: Empty tables.

    Favorite phrase: "Would you like some ham, sir?"