Thpfftererireerie

A Polypous Stranger

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  Quivering face-tentacles. Squelchy, boneless gait. A voice like water over stones. It's difficult to describe the squishy, tentacled mass before you without some measure of revulsion. Face like a squid! Terrible gelatinous writhing! This one notices you staring, and waves at you with rubbery appendages. He seems anxious, polite, and a little sad.
  
  Name: "Thpfftererireerie!"
  
  Sex: Unknown (functional anatomy for both)
  
  Nicknames: Mister Squiddles. Gentlesquid. Eldritch horror. "Billy."
  
  Age: 30
  
  Race: Homo cephalopoda
  
  Demeanor: Shy, enthusiastic, excessively polite. Attentive. Rubbery.
  
  Occupation: Appraiser of artifacts and exotica; also provides identification services.

• Examination

  Features: Four twitching chin-tentacles; serrated suction cups on the underside; loping, boneless gait. Occasional uncontrollable secretion of fluids.
  
  Accoutrements: Respectable gentleman's attire: a deep purple suit with matching top hat, made of felt.
  
  Eyes: One prominently visible eye, large, animated, seemingly all-seeing. The other one is in the back of his head.
  
  Physique: With clothes on: robust, moderately athletic, highly elastic. Without clothes on: who knows?
  
  Height: 6"
  
  Weight: Much heavier than his tapered waist might suggest; most of it is water weight.
  
  Complexion: Moss green, with patches of orange, blue, and yellow.
  
  Speech: Wet, watery vocalizations, like water rushing down a ravine.
  
  Scent: Sandalwood cologne and a faint whiff of the ocean.

• Gallery

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• Introspection

  
  Personality: Polite, easily excitable, meticulous, conscientious. A bit of a theatrical streak. Rather self-conscious after experiencing a lifetime of discrimination.
  
  Alignment: Lawful Neutral
  
  Sexual Orientation: Everything and anything.