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The Hatter

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  • Basic Info

  • Name: Who knows.
    Species: Magical weirdo
    Race: The Caucus-Race!

    Age: Legal.
  • Perpetually stuck at tea time, plz send help

    Technically not in the hatting industry anymore due to being forcefully laid-off for repeated non-compliance, drinking on the job, and raiding the office biscuit tin

  • Appearance

    You'll never see the top of his head, NEVER

    Wears whatever he wants to because he's surprisingly handy with a needle and thread which he always keeps in the hat

  • Info

    Absolutely nuts and crackers, would you like a bite?