Dirtbag

Interview

• Physical

  What's your name?
  What, can't you read? It's Dirtbag.
  
  Do you have a surname?
  Not that I know of.
  
  Do you have any nicknames?
  You can call me Dirty.
  
  How old are you?
  30.
  
  What species are you?
  I'm a Gargoyle.
  
  How tall are you?
  I'm 180 centimeters tall.
  
  How much do you weigh?
  That's a bit rude. I'm about average weight, I guess.
  
  What's your build?
  Solid, with a bit of softness around the middle... I don't like exercise.
  
  What color is your skin?
  I'm a delicious chocolate brown with speckles of white on my wings, arms, legs and neck. Yummy, haha.
  
  What color and style is your hair?
  Ranga... I mean, orange. I keep it around shoulder length and nice an' shaggy.
  
  Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
  No.
  
  What clothes do you wear?
  I wear a white fitted shirt with a gray vest over the top of that. On my luverly legs I have a pair of jeans and I don't wear shoes. Shoes are for losers... Just kidding. I can't actually get shoes on over my feet because of my claws.
  
  Speaking of claws, what are your natural defenses?
  I have wicked sharp claws on my fingers and toes, along with some pretty sharp fangs. It'll hurt if I bite you. I'm also not too bad in the strength and speed department, although I'd rather not fight anyone.
  
  Are you mortal or immortal?
  I am mortal, in a sense. When I'm in my stone statue form, I can't be broken but can be carved into. This won't affect my normal health though, although there's no way to get rid of the carvings. When I'm in my normal state, I can be injured but don't die easily. It's a Gargoyle thing.
  
  That's enough of the physical side of things. Shall we move onto the personal?
  Fine, I suppose.

• Personal

  What's your diet and do you have any allergies?
  I'm an omnivore and I don't think I have any allergies... None that I know of.
  
  What sort of things do you like, Dirtbag?
  I like icecream and other sweet foods and drinks, watching fights but only if they're between good fighters, sleeping, pillows and soft beds, flirting, making rude jokes, being sarcastic, sunny weather and chatting to interesting people.
  
  What sort of things do you dislike then?
  I dislike spiders and most insects, getting involved in fights, eating raw vegetables, people who keep trying to cause drama, people who are really aggressive and getting caught in the rain. I don't really appreciate it when people do carvings on me when I'm in my statue form.
  
  Describe yourself in four words.
  Sarcastic, lazy, weird and friendly.
  
  Do you have any phobias?
  Nope.
  
  Which way do you swing, relationship-wise? Do you have a preference for a gender?
  I'm bisexual and happy with it. No preference, either.
  
  What's your marital status?
  I'm single. I don't have anyone in mind, mainly because I don't know anyone.
  
  Do you have kids?
  I'd hope not.