Muzgonk the Inconsistent

Oi, dis 'ere's Muz.

Muzgonk. Yeah, dat's me. I's a big boy, dat's wha me Ma use ta say. I's tall and I's 'eavy. Dat's fine for'n orc, even iffn I's a 'alf-orc. Ma, she's a right preddy orc, got a twinkle in 'er eye for me Da one day while's fightin', and when she done beat him but good, she take 'im home and a few months later, outs I come from 'er.

Da, he stay aroun' anyway, but he not good at being like da orcs. He got squished one day when fighin' some trolls. Oh, dat was a messy way ta go.

But Da, he was good ta me. He gave me Rosie, me big axe wif two slicy things. Me and Rosie, we done some good slicin'.

But one day, me an' Rosie, we hafta leave da orcs. It jus' 'appen; I stretch me arms and legs, and sparks come shootin' out me hands. Scare da shit outta me Ma and me tribe. Dey say, none-a da orcs can make da fukkin' sparky stuff, you's hafta leave.

Ma, she sad, say she love her baby boy, but I's hafta leave.

So, me and Rosie, we takes our stuffand we leave. I's miss Ma, but goin' out an' crackin' skulls on me own is lotsa more fun dan stayin' 'ome an' waitin' for da humies ta come lookin' for trouble.

Now... Muz go lookin' for trouble.

A fact unknown to both Muzgonk and his orc mother, his father was, in fact, a copper dragon in human form.

As a consequence, Muzgonk has dragon blood, the powers of which have already started to manifest in the large half-orc. The draconic claws come out, seemingly at random, though Muz is slowly learning how to control them. In addition, some of the magic (which poor Muz still isn't sure where it comes from) seems to be more powerful when he calls forth his acid-based spells. While his friends in Sandpoint have tried to teach him how to harness his magical talents, he's a slow study.

Perhaps, one day, Muzgonk will finally understand who and what his father really was; on that day, he will truly become a force to be reckoned with.

Oh, one word of caution (or perhaps a friendly piece of information, depending on your interests)... Muzgonk, due to his nearly-supernatural ability to influence people, has occasionally taken on work as a male courtesan. His great talents sometimes command large stud fees, though the money is usually gone quickly, mead being a soft spot in Muz's list of vices.