The Golden Tether

:When:
July 23rd, 6PM FST

:What:
To celebrate a successful, albeit painful, bug hunt a resident Wendigo and potions maker has decided to throw a Mystery party with food in a variety of misleading colors and buggie shapes, and drinks of a strange fizzy grey variety. But what makes it so special you ask? Each drink has an indistinguishable smell, and the taste changes to the drinker. At least, that is what the deal maker would tell you...

:Who:
This event is open to Patrons, the well behaved as servers, and owned slaves with permission
Those that serve will be given non-alcoholic versions of the drinks as well as leftovers

Serving Slaves
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:How:
Its very simple! Before you take a sip you will roll 1d20. This list provides the outcome of the drink, and naturally you decide the flavor!

20. Fur/Skin/Scales and hair are rainbow colors for 24 hours
19. Leaves, snow, rain, and petals fall from your hair for the next hour, visible to all
18. Everyone appears cartoonish to only you for 30 minutes
17. Fur/Skin/Scales changes color, you decide to what color, for the next hour
16. Chipmunk voice for 15 minutes!
15. Devil voice for 15 minutes!
14. Opposite sex for 20 minutes, clothing still fits, the change is not painful at all
13. Everything you say comes out backwards for 15 minutes setunim 51 rof sdrawkcab tuo semoc yas uoy gnihtyrevE
12. You're now sparkly for the next hour
11. When you speak, vowels are missing for 30 minutes (Not including the semivowel Y) Whn y spk, vwls r mssng fr 30 mnts
10. You see everyone's pants missing. Not underwear, just pants. for 30 minutes
9. Everyone is Dude. Hey Dude, Whats up dude? Oh dude I just drank this drink by Dude for 30 minutes
8 You and everything on your person is see-through beyond an outline for 30 minutes. Congrats, you're now lineart!
7. Whenever something isn't in your hands, you feel this compulsion to make jazz hands for 20 minutes
6. You can't speak without bursting into song for 15 minutes
5. Wherever you step, glitter rains on you and only you for the next hour
4. Men smell like roses, women smell like cheap cologne, for the next 30 minutes
3. You have an odd taste of vinegar in your mouth for 10 minutes
2. Everything sweet tastes sour, everything hot is cold, you get the idea! For the next 30 minutes
1. You are a literal cookie machine. They just spawn from nowhere, pop out of nowhere. Whether you're washing up or in an intimate setting, safe to eat cookies just spawn from you for the next 24 hours