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John Hitchcock

Played by GaussHog

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    • Name: John Hitchcock
    • Gender: Male
    • Played by: GaussHog
    • Nicknames: The Cock (unceremoniously)
    • Race: Human
    • Age: 21
    • Body Type: Thin
    • Height: 5'9"
    • Weight: 162 lb.
    • Hair: Dark brown, buzzcut
    • Eyes: Blue
    • Handedness: Left
    • Scars: Small mark on wrist from a nurse not knowing how to use a fuckin' needle right
    • Relationship Status: Single
    • Personality: Arrogant; takes everything for granted
    • Mannerisms: Smiles almost constantly; has only his thumbs in his pocket most of the time
    • Likes: Money and women, in that order
    • Dislikes: Cops, Liberals, illegal immigrants