The Epic Armory

Using the wrong weapon against an enemy allows the enemy to resist some of the damage.

Fists - Infinitely usable, but only deals straight 1d4 damage and may be resisted by any enemy.

Piercing Type (Dexterous Type) - Slightly improved accuracy and dodging. Ideal against green (or aqua, or white) enemies; others may resist some damage.




Slashing Type (Heavy Blade Type) - Ideal against red (or pink, or purple/lavender) enemies; others may resist some damage. Has most uses before breaking.




Energy Type (Gun Type) - Ideal against blue (or purple Xenobeast) enemies; may be resisted by others. Highest damage potential among multi-use weapons, but fewest uses.

We don't get a lot of these and single-use means they can't be repaired, so save them for when they're most useful!

Pineapple Grenade - "Pull the pin and throw for explosive results."


Stick of Dynamite - "Light the fuse and get out of the way -- there are going to be explosive results." (A 2022 item.)


Portable Cannon - One-use high-damage item. Equally useful against all enemies. (A 2018 & 2020 item; can also be gotten as a "loyalty" gift from the repair merchants.)


Rocket Launcher - "A one-shot shoulder mounted rocket. For when a grenade just isn't enough." (A 2017 & 2020 item, ongoing?; can also be gotten as a "loyalty" gift from the repair merchants.)

Party Hat of Healing -
Heals 5-15 health. Can be traded to Moa or Aalto to repair weapons.
Can be found while navigating the site during Epic Week.
"A festive hat. Its polka dots glow with a soft pink light."

Super Party Hat of Healing -
Heals half your total health and a small bit (1 point) of stamina.
Can be found while navigating the site during Epic Week.
"A festive hat. Its polka dots glow with a soft light."

Mini Healing Potion -
A tiny potion bottle, that can heal for a small amount of HP.
Craftable.
"" (Introduced 2026.)

Medicinal Plant -
Cure blight and poison.
Can be found while navigating the site during Epic Week or gotten as a "loyalty" gift from the repair merchants.
"A beautiful plant, shimmering with dew. Herbalists say that it contains healing properties."

Stimspray -
Cure blight and poison. (A 2017 & 2020 item)
Can still be gotten as a "loyalty" gift from the repair merchants.
"A high-tech medical device which can deliver medicine directly to your blood stream without the need for needles. It is currently loaded with a strange green liquid."

Blight-Be-Gone -
Recovery from blight. (A 2022 item.)
Craftable in the farming game.
"A curative to the blight status effect, brewed with special care."

Anti-Venom -
Recovery from poison. (A 2022 item.)
Craftable in the farming game.
"A specially brewed curative that can reverse the lingering effects of a venomous bite."

A player can give another active player a buff from inside combat once per 10 stamina (after you've used 10 stamina total, you can give another boost so long as you have at least 1 stamina). Boosts replace each other, but those with oil boosts already will not be listed as an option. (Appeared 2018? Year-specific or ongoing usage?)

The standard, item-free buff is a +1 defense boost.

Blue Throwable Oil (Defense)
(formerly Blue Fish Oil)
+4 to defense.
"Sweet Flips" Blend Buffing Oil - This blend will make you feel so nimble and dextrous, you can do backflips out of the way when a foe tries to hit you!

Red Throwable Oil (Melee)
(formerly Red Fish Oil)
+4 to melee damage.
"Buffy the Goblin Slayer" Blend Buffing Oil - Slay with confidence and puns! This blend will make you more dangerous in melee combat.

Yellow Throwable Oil (Damage Resistance)
(formerly Yellow Fish Oil)
+4 to damage reduction.
"Ultimate Tanking" Blend Buffing Oil - Useful when you want to be able to withstand multiple blows.

Bone Flute
Using this item in combat costs 1 stamina, and gives a one time buff (+3 initiative, +1 attack) to 5-10 additional players who hear it being played. This buff will only work against the monster you play it in front of. This buff can stack on other buffs.
A flute made out of bone, and carved with enchanted runes. Blowing it can heighten your allies' awareness. (Introduced 2026)

Poison - Reduces accuracy, making it harder to hit enemies. Takes 4-6 hours to wear off. Can be removed with a medicinal plant, stimspray, or Anti-Venom. (Introduced in 2015. Originally never wore off.)

Blight - Prevents normal healing users get every 5 minutes. Takes 4-6 hours to wear off. Can be removed with a medicinal plant, stimspray, or Blight-Be-Gone. (Introduced in 2016? Originally never wore off.)

Bleed - Drops HP by 1-5 points per round for 3 action rounds after infliction. Cannot be cured before the 3 rounds are up. (Introduced in 201?)

Frostbite - Info missing. (Introduced in 2024?)

This section is being updated. Current info indicates pets in the hotel participate with 1d4, and named pets around 90% wellness may get 1d12.

Walrus - A walrus in your inventory or display case has a 3% chance of absorbing 1d8 of the damage meant for you. (Don't worry, they can't die, all that blubber will keep them safe!) Can be purchased from Moa when she visits, but only a limited number are ever available. They can also be dressed up into different forms; be aware that dress-up items will replace each other and are consumed on use. The dressed-up forms often feature unique flavor text when they appear in battle.

Phoenix - A phoenix in your inventory or display case has a 3% chance of dealing an extra 1d8 damage to an enemy. They were available as part of Operation Audacious Phoenix. They come in several different color schemes, changeable by feeding cinnamon sticks.

Unknown: Is it 3% per pet (more pets = higher chance one appears), or 3% that any pet will get an action? Can more than one pet appear during a single attack?

A frost goblin studded with icicles. Its eyes and mouth glow with a pale [white/purple/blue] light. These are the basic shock troops of the forces of frost, and are never seen without their carved masks.

A large block of ice that appears to be animated with evil intent. A [white/lavender/blue] gem glows at its center.

Sometimes the shadows seem to loom and lean toward you. You could swear that they're out to get you, but you just can't tell where the first strike will come from...

A gangly, elongated creature that lurks in the shadows, waiting to snatch its prey. It has long, long spindly fingers. Its eyes glow with a pale [white/purple?/blue] light.