Ace wrote:
Ace, I'll buy you a bottle of White Horse Whiskey if you can put this together without damaging any of the pieces. You have twenty minutes... Go.
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Ace, I'll buy you a bottle of White Horse Whiskey if you can put this together without damaging any of the pieces. You have twenty minutes... Go.
I can't resist a challenge... Fuck! Allright, let's do this!.... probably shouldn't have smoked that blunt right before this....shit.... Oh look! PUPPIES!!!!
Ace wrote:
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Ace, I'll buy you a bottle of White Horse Whiskey if you can put this together without damaging any of the pieces. You have twenty minutes... Go.
I can't resist a challenge... Fuck! Allright, let's do this!.... probably shouldn't have smoked that blunt right before this....shit.... Oh look! PUPPIES!!!!
*Sighs exasperatedly and fixes Ace's allright to alright*
*Also changes the p in probably to a capital letter*
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Ace, I'll buy you a bottle of White Horse Whiskey if you can put this together without damaging any of the pieces. You have twenty minutes... Go.
I can't resist a challenge... Fuck! Allright, let's do this!.... probably shouldn't have smoked that blunt right before this....shit.... Oh look! PUPPIES!!!!
*Sighs exasperatedly and fixes Ace's allright to alright*
*Also changes the p in probably to a capital letter*
I think I may or may not have eaten one of the corner pieces after I dropped it into my bowl of Goldfish and forgot about it... Which is why I've replaced that missing piece with a Cheez It... Made perfect sense to me at the time...
Ace wrote:
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Ace, I'll buy you a bottle of White Horse Whiskey if you can put this together without damaging any of the pieces. You have twenty minutes... Go.
I can't resist a challenge... Fuck! Allright, let's do this!.... probably shouldn't have smoked that blunt right before this....shit.... Oh look! PUPPIES!!!!
*Sighs exasperatedly and fixes Ace's allright to alright*
*Also changes the p in probably to a capital letter*
I think I may or may not have eaten one of the corner pieces after I dropped it into my bowl of Goldfish and forgot about it... Which is why I've replaced that missing piece with a Cheez It... Made perfect sense to me at the time...
Ace wrote:
Damn right it is...
So glad I don't have to worry about that.... dealing with kids is the worst form of torture.
Skylar wrote:
Ace wrote:
Damn right it is...
So glad I don't have to worry about that.... dealing with kids is the worst form of torture.
Agreed... And it's not like I have to worry about it either. It's still fun laughing at chicks that come to me knocked up, trying to tell me that it's mine...
Ace wrote:
Skylar wrote:
Ace wrote:
Damn right it is...
So glad I don't have to worry about that.... dealing with kids is the worst form of torture.
Agreed... And it's not like I have to worry about it either. It's still fun laughing at chicks that come to me knocked up, trying to tell me that it's mine...
By such a statement, should one assume that you are infertile? If so, that would explain a great deal about you.
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Skylar wrote:
Ace wrote:
Damn right it is...
So glad I don't have to worry about that.... dealing with kids is the worst form of torture.
Agreed... And it's not like I have to worry about it either. It's still fun laughing at chicks that come to me knocked up, trying to tell me that it's mine...
By such a statement, should one assume that you are infertile? If so, that would explain a great deal about you.
Infertile? Hardly... Just 'cause someone's shooting blanks doesn't mean they've got no live rounds, if ya know what I mean... Eh, fuck the metaphors. After the first one came to me with a pregnancy scare, I had myself fixed. Why depend on a woman's birth control, right!? We'll just poetically call it... 'preemptive crime stopping'... I mean, lets be realistic here, I don't even want to imagine what sort of sociopathic menace to society would be created if I were to father a child.... Enough said.
Holy shit-crackers... Cipher Corps Science Labs needs to make this for me.... NOW!
Jason wrote:
Chad wrote:
Sorin wanted to have a sparring match. I allowed him the first move.... then I showed him what it is to be a true fighter, not just a hill-billy samurai. As seen in the videos below:
It's not my fault that the leader of D-3 lacks real combat skills. Though I can rectify it, so I'll have to set up a training regiment for Sorin and his Division.
Not sure why I can't remember reading this.... BUT! Hey! This sounds like fun! I wanna play!
Ace wrote:
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Skylar wrote:
Ace wrote:
Damn right it is...
So glad I don't have to worry about that.... dealing with kids is the worst form of torture.
Agreed... And it's not like I have to worry about it either. It's still fun laughing at chicks that come to me knocked up, trying to tell me that it's mine...
By such a statement, should one assume that you are infertile? If so, that would explain a great deal about you.
Infertile? Hardly... Just 'cause someone's shooting blanks doesn't mean they've got no live rounds, if ya know what I mean... Eh, fuck the metaphors. After the first one came to me with a pregnancy scare, I had myself fixed. Why depend on a woman's birth control, right!? We'll just poetically call it... 'preemptive crime stopping'... I mean, lets be realistic here, I don't even want to imagine what sort of sociopathic menace to society would be created if I were to father a child.... Enough said.
I'm truly amazed at the amount of forethought you've done. It disgusts me to even think that I'm going to say this, but good job *Covers his mouth to prevent himself from vomiting*
Ace wrote:
Truly.... It is a position that I treasure.... I can barely contain my enthusiasm....
Ace wrote:
Holy shit-crackers... Cipher Corps Science Labs needs to make this for me.... NOW!
We are not wasting Cipher funds on such nonsense. There is no room in the budget for such foolish things.
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Holy shit-crackers... Cipher Corps Science Labs needs to make this for me.... NOW!
We are not wasting Cipher funds on such nonsense. There is no room in the budget for such foolish things.
=slowly hides away the blue print plans he had drawn up=
Chad wrote:
Jason wrote:
Ace wrote:
Holy shit-crackers... Cipher Corps Science Labs needs to make this for me.... NOW!
We are not wasting Cipher funds on such nonsense. There is no room in the budget for such foolish things.
=slowly hides away the blue print plans he had drawn up=
Do not bring it on Cipher property. It will be confiscated and destroyed. Punishment for the user will not only be the loss of said device, but also will serves an undetermined amount of time as my assistant. Should the user attempt to inhibit my daily routine, further actions will be taken. A detoxification will take place. User will be imprisoned in one of Cipher's Interrogation Chambers and remain there until all traces of addictive substances are gone. The only exception to this rule, Chad will be allowed his pain medication through scheduled doses.