Jzork

How does one make a robot so relatably human without being human at all? How does one, in the same post, formulate a battle scene of such intensity and vivid imagery that I can practically feel the searing heat and quaking earth? Good question - but somehow Jay-Z pulls it off. An ever-expanding series of robots with an ever-expanding history - and we've got some big plans, yes? Eon-spanning plans, yes yes. Also I should mention that this guy's animations are DOPE AS HAIL. - Petrovalyc

I theorize that Jzork is what would be created if you took the mind of a genius and put it in the body of a potato head. He is the most descriptive rper I have ever been fortunate enough to play with. His posts are several paragraphs long but not in an overbearing way. His writing is immersing and involves everyone to only further progress the plotline. Although a bit sadistic, Jzork manages to make any dull moment an adventure. I consider myself most fortunate to be able to write with him. - Bell