OSUP, KIDS. 
The Honourable Hooke:
- Void-spanner of mysterious and indistinct gender.
- Non-Cthulhean squidbeast.
- Aspiring pornomancer.
- Moonlights as a spaceship.
- Approves of inter-species relations.
- Tends to leak.
- Dating a giant wasp.
Because I've been asked; with regard to personal pronouns, I prefer the singular "them", though I have been and still am referred to in all manner of ways.
Roleplay Basics:
- Most of my characters can be found knocking about on Furcadia.
- If you come across one of my brainchildren in an adults-only area, kindly do not approach if underage.
- I am whisper and PM friendly. If you've any questions concerning my characters, don't hesitate to ask.
- Please, do not conflate IC with OOC.
- Stay out of my shed.
Relevant Links:
For those who give a good goddamn.
| The Englishman (played by Hooke) has made the acquaintance of Ulfrik (played by DirtySanchez).(About 2 days and 2 hours ago) |
| The Englishman (played by Hooke) has made the acquaintance of Xorath Moonborn (played by Jerry).(About 4 days and 6 hours ago) |
![]() | The Englishman (played by Hooke) has befriended Verpa (played by Rikelle)(About 5 days and 22 hours ago) |
| Hooke replied to the forum topic Embedded Youtube Videos - Reformatted?(About 1 week and 3 days ago) |
| CultClassic gave The Englishman (played by Hooke) kudos! "I can hardly think of a more fun person to torment others with! It's a delight to plot ICly, and chat OOCly." (About 1 week and 4 days ago) |