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I N F JT H E Y / T H E MO L D..A S..D I R T

T H E...H O N O U R A B L E...H O O K E • Artist. • Friendly neighbourhood squidbeast wait no I mean—. • Individual of mysterious and indistinct gender. • Aspiring pornomancer. • Novelty sock enthusiast. • In love with a precious space bug . • Moonlights as a spaceship. • Tends to leak. •

R O L E P L A Y...B A S I C S • If you come across one of my brainchildren in an adults-only area, kindly do not approach if underage. • I am PM friendly. If you've any questions concerning my characters, don't hesitate to ask. • I keep many pictures of your species on my walls to... inspire me. • Do not conflate IC with OOC. • Hit me up for RP! •
R E L E V A N T...L I N K SFor those who give a good goddamn.

H E Y,...L E T ' S...G E T...S E R I O U S...F O R...A...M I N U T E .
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Rave Reviews

I am floored by this exceptionally talented individual, whose creations are so striking and surreal that they can do nothing but excite the imagination. Their writing is always rich and compelling, brimming with vivid imagery and woven into enchanting narratives with verve and wit -- and don't even get me started on their good humour and gorgeous art. In short: A++ WOULD RECOMMEND. - Toreth
Valish (played by Hooke)
I find it personally offensive that this character has no kudos. As such, I will provide them. Valish is a delightfully eerie and off-putting creature, though it makes up for that with the ability to project it's enthralling tales upon the mind of a listener. Even years past, the encounters with just one of my characters has unquestionably effected and shaped her. I'm eager to include the Speaker in more of my story-arcs. - ferabird

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