You know what is truly scary? You know what will make me doo doo my pants? This cruel, cruel world! You have to do everything right or you are a failure.
Are you a failure? Huh? Have you done everything right? Or are you still living in your parents basement, telling people it's actually like living on your own?
Enter my haunted house if you have the courage. Or if you have no where else to go. We are not picky here.
A big beautiful victorian mansion on the end of the street was set up for the haunted house. Taylor really went all out this year. The whole main room was dark with black curtains covering the walls. The decorations weren't much, just a couple of posters with lines like 'Practice safe sex, babies cost money, which you don't have?' or 'Having trouble finding a job? Don't worry, you'll only be homeless if you don't have one'. She had hung a couple of deflatted balloons around the chandeliers and made sure that there was dirty fake dishes everywhere. As for candy or snacks, she had candy sigarets and vodka spiked coffee, lots of liquor and pizza. The cake was decorated with a sad message, saying. 'Yay, you have failed college. Whats next?'
She herself was wearing a Dora costume and a big, long white beard with pointy wizard hat, making her Dumbledora The Explorer. She stood in the room, looking at the open door, which was connected directly to the main room. Now the only thing to do was wait until people arrived so she could start the show.
Are you a failure? Huh? Have you done everything right? Or are you still living in your parents basement, telling people it's actually like living on your own?
Enter my haunted house if you have the courage. Or if you have no where else to go. We are not picky here.
A big beautiful victorian mansion on the end of the street was set up for the haunted house. Taylor really went all out this year. The whole main room was dark with black curtains covering the walls. The decorations weren't much, just a couple of posters with lines like 'Practice safe sex, babies cost money, which you don't have?' or 'Having trouble finding a job? Don't worry, you'll only be homeless if you don't have one'. She had hung a couple of deflatted balloons around the chandeliers and made sure that there was dirty fake dishes everywhere. As for candy or snacks, she had candy sigarets and vodka spiked coffee, lots of liquor and pizza. The cake was decorated with a sad message, saying. 'Yay, you have failed college. Whats next?'
She herself was wearing a Dora costume and a big, long white beard with pointy wizard hat, making her Dumbledora The Explorer. She stood in the room, looking at the open door, which was connected directly to the main room. Now the only thing to do was wait until people arrived so she could start the show.
A stranger knocked on the door, and said "Nice place!" Through the door(I know you love one liners.)
With the brashest of swaggers, the flame-haired woman came sauntering up to the haunted house. "Oho!" she crowed, reading the signs. "This should be good!"
Clearly, the woman thought the world of herself, and (perhaps wrongly?) assumed that this haunted house could find no flaw in her! She swaggers up to the door, preening as she goes.
Clearly, the woman thought the world of herself, and (perhaps wrongly?) assumed that this haunted house could find no flaw in her! She swaggers up to the door, preening as she goes.
"Ow goody, people!" Her face lit up as she saw the two enter. "Welcome to my haunted house, here is the booze aswell as the unplanned pregnancy completely free. So enjoy and see where this miseable house takes you." Her hand waved towards the table while she took a bow. "Now we only have to wait for some more people who want to enjoy the pleasures of millions of death." As background music, Taylor had chosen 'I need a dollar' From Aloe Blacc to set the mood.
Hm..this seems like the perfect place for alcohol.." Riley looked around and then went to grab a bottle o' booze. "Well..want one flaming-head..woman..?" He looked over at Salvalia and then went back to looking around the house. He was amazed from how terribly realistic it was and then he caught the best poster of them all, and he chuckled some
Savalia pulled a face at the mention of unplanned pregnancy, but nodded and held out her hand when booze was offered. Booze was always welcome.
"Yeah, I could do with a drink. How many more are we waiting for?"
"Yeah, I could do with a drink. How many more are we waiting for?"
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