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Max: woohooo! Ya I am the champion* he said making fake applause noises *

Max: trust me if you offer to do something stupid I'm there first in line man literally I find two busted cars and I'd play real car bumper cars or try and drive threw a store with one just not my pride and joy of my van couse you don't see many old school vans like mine * he said as he now had a wave of confidence*

Max: but hey I'll still let ya pick the music for the day how does that sound * he said as he would make his way to the glass opening doors that didn't work anymore*

Max: dam it's locked maybe we can find a way ether to brake it or take a long walk around this mall just to get in witch do you think would end up being better option* he asked curiesly *

*Willow looked around, but didn't see anything that could break the window. Her being the smaller of the two, she knew if it came down to it she would have to be the one to try and squeeze in to any small spaces.*

"I'll be sure to play only good music! And we should probably look for another way in. And don't get me started on stupid shit I've done!"

Max: so you don't want to crash threw a window with a shopping cart like jackass style * he said eger to do it but he knew that looking around for a different entrance would be safer *

Max: I find almost all music grate to be honest so play whatever your heart contents and whatever I actually have to play * he chuckled as he would hand the walk man to her and he would keep the music bookcase in his inside pocket of his jacket *

Max: or we could try the hole in the wall from that crashed car that I saw when we got here but that's not as fun * he said jokingly*

*She looked at him and tried no to laugh.*

"I thought so hard about smashing through the glass with a shopping cart! But one of us would have to be naked in the cart and scream out something stupid like 'I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND YOU'RE WATCHING JACK-ASS!' while the other runs the cart through the glass!"

*She burst out laughing at her absurd idea. She then took a deep breath and calmed herself.*

"You saw a wrecked car in the side of the building? Does it look like we could get in that way?"

Max: ya it's just down that way a ways you can see the ass end of it just poking out * he said pointing towards the wreck in the wall there was enough space to climb threw the door and threw the windshield into the mall*

Max: all we got to do is just climb threw and just so you know I'd would totally go into the door in the the shopping cart * he said with a chuckle *

Max: let's just grab are weapons before we go to the wreck I didn't grab anything couse we started racing * he said leaning against the cart *

*She would chuckle at the thought of him being in the shopping cart doing that. She would then compose herself and agree.*

"Yeah, we probably shouldn't go in unprepared! What do you have in mind, bossman?"

*She would examine the wreckage and sigh. This was her time to shine. Max could probably fit in there, but Willow could easily get through. She looked back to see if Max had found anything.*

Max: alright then and just make sure not to get eaten I suppose I mean I'm not sure what where going to have to face once we're inside

* he said as he would leave the crappy cart and grab the one willow was using to use to carry anything and he would go to the back of the van and load in a normal axe a machete a tiller and the sledge saw and rolled it back over to the car wreck *

Max: player! Choose your weapon* max would then say in the mortal Kombat style as he showed off each one to her trying to be funny *

*While Max was gone, Willow would have already shimmied her way inside. She figured she was smaller and faster, so she could go on and scout. She sneak around a bit. There was a door. It was cracked open a little. Willow peeked through and initially saw nothing, so she thought it was clear. As she slowly opened the door more, she would gasp.*

"Oh, hell no!"

*She said as she quietly backed out. Willow would do her damndest to be quiet as she backed out then head back towards the car. She peeked her head out watching for Max.*

* Max would soon walk back with the weapons in the cart and saw that willow was still outside *

Max: hey you ready to go in I can go in first if that makes you feel better * he said curiesly as he took a moment to look threw the car *

Max: honestly not to bad of a way to get threw things zombies get stuck at the hood all you go to do is climb out then bam Scott free * he said with a slight chuckle as he picked up the sledge saw from the cart

*Willow had a grim look on her face.*

"Eh... Sooooo...... There is a thing... There's a guy in there just covering himself with the remains of the dead dudes... I think we should proceed with caution... He looked pretty big. Like Kane Hodder big..."

*Willow visibly looked nervous. She wasn't so sure about this.*

"I'm pretty sure its a living person... But I don't wanna get macheted in the chest Voorhees style..."

* Max raised a brow in confusion as he heard the description of the disgusting guy he seemed hesitant as well *

Max: were they like already dead body's or like normal people deadbodys not that has to do with anything but I mean wouldent he be more of a threat if we didnt kill him * he said sighing *

Max: I know I sound like every white person in a horror movie " oh look at me I'm walking threw a hallway uh oh creepy "

*Willow sighed heavily and decided to let Max make the plan. He's survived this long. Maybe she could be a distraction so Max could get a jump on him.*

"I think they were like zombie dead, not recent. That guy looks like he could snap both of us in half, at the same time, with one hand. But if you have a plan, I guess you're right. He should probably be take out."

Max: ok then um I'm going to lure him out maybe throw a few punches at him then you hide in the van and I move him to the front of it and then bam you start the van and hit the gas I know you don't like driving but I rather be the guy who picks a fight with bloody andry in the

* he said concerd even though he knew that willow could handle almost anything but he knew that this was no fight for her *

Max: you got to trust me on this one you know when you have that gut feeling well I don't feel it to much but now now I feel it

*Willow shook her head nervously. Not because she didn't want to drive.*

"Nononono no nono no NO! That's not a good idea. What if we break the van? That's a big dude?"

*Her voice broke at the end.*

"I trust you, but I don't trust the van not to break!"

*She would plead with him to come up with another plan.*

Max: you don't think the van would be enough that thing easily ways the same as a truck pulling a trailer but well I mean I could try using the sledge saw but he's not going to get close without over poweringw with it so if anything we me and him fight right and then you sneak up once he turns to you bam I push the saw part into his back making it come out the front I mean it's gruesome but that's my only other plan or if you think it would be safer like earlier we can just dip but we lose our on clothes unfortunately

* he said as he continued to try and think of ideas *
Max: or we could use a shopping cart to throw over him so then it would at least confuse the guy for a few seconds before he brakes free

"I don't know. It just all seems dangerous. Maybe you could get him with the saw? I just don't want it to end badly for us."

*Willow heard something. It sounded like the door slamming open. She would crawl on the hood of the car where she could get a better look through the wreckage. It looked like the man was just standing there. Like he knew they were there. Willow whispered to Max.*

"Holy damn! That's him!"

* Max would follow willow seeing the guy sitting there before moving out of view *
Max: well I think I got a better plan but I'm going to need you to ride threw the glass couse that I can sneak up on him with the ledge saw

* Max said as he held the sledge saw right afraid but not afraid enough to run he just knew ether way he's not going to like the big guy whaling on him*

Max: we get to do both be loud and awesome and be sneaky and quiet* he said with a nervous chuckle *

*Willow was a little confused by this.*

"Wait, what? I'm going to smash the front with the cart? O-okay... I guess I could do that. If I die, delete my search history..."

Max: well ya it sounds dumb but don't worry you'll be fine * he said as he got ready to climb threw the wreck waiting for willow to smash the window *

Max: and you can delete that shit yourself you got me * he said in a whisper and grind thinking the last part was funny *

*Willow ran back over to the area with the more broke cart. She would sigh knowing this wouldn't end well. Willow lined up the cart and ran full force towards the glass. As she impacted, the cart just bounced back, throwing her to the ground.*

"Ow..."

*She would try again, and the same result. Willow finally got mad and just slung the cart into the glass. It didn't shatter, but it did crack a little. After a while, she finally had the man's attention. As he was standing at a distance behind the window.*

"Oh...shit..."

*Willow backed away instead of continuing trying to break the glass. The man just stood there. Unbeknownst to Willow and Max, this man was from the psych ward. He probably found her actions amusing.*