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Why does technology hate me?

Because you've hurt technology's feelings

How do you bake a cake?

The blood of the innocent.

How to wash a cat?

Put it in the washing machine

What is grass?

An alien parasite that disguises itself as a plant in order to steal all our secrets.



How do I start my own business?

You begin selling your old socks

Where can I find a pencil?

In the toilet.

Can you make me a cake?

Sure, if I can put some toads in it

Where is the sun?

Up my butt.

Where is my pen?

I ate it

What is a dog?

A dragon duhh.


What are you?

A potato unicorn.

What is my TV?

I'm pretty sure, it's a black hole, which leads to another dimension

Where can I find the planet Mars?

In the fifth realm of Kardegarh.

Where is the old relic of Harne?

Inside the sun

Does elephants wear shoes?

Yes they wear watermelons for hats.

Does this book have any humor?!

If humor is very long hair, then yes!

Are you a fish?

No! I'm a magikarp..... wait. Yes! Yes I am! .... splash splash.....


Do you wanna be a pokemon?

(I do. An Eevee )

(I took a Pokémon quiz before and I got Eevee! )

NO I WANT TO BE A GUACAMOLE LOVER.

Are you a horse?

Yes, and I am typing this with my hooves

Is your brother a fish