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is micheal jackson dead?

No, You can't be alive if you are a magical creature from neverland.

Is there life on other planets?

Pfft, you believe in other planets? There can't be life on nothing!


Why is my cat Satanic?

Your cat can see who is worthy of sacrifice

Is the Earth flat?

no it is cylindrical.

is the sky blue?

no there is no sky, its a lie like everything else.

What is the meaning of life? From what I've heard it is 42 but I'm not sure

The meaning to life is meaningless. We don't exist.


Do purple aliens wear hats?

Nah but they do wear scarves

What are the digits of PI?

4 fingers and a thumb

what are hot dogs made of?

dog that are on fire

What is love?

something fake

what is 4+2?

Gonna have to go with 7.


How do I get a girlfriend?

Run up and down the streets of New York, naked, with a tamborine.

Where do rainbows come from?

They come from unicorns obviously.

How do I greet the women?

tell them they smell like dog shit.

is peroxide a good drink?

Yes, if you drink large amounts of it

What are straws used for?

You'll understand when you're older.

What do you give a cat on his birthday?

Sacrifices. C'mon...


Why am I so sad?

Because your parents won't tell you what straws are used for.

What is the key to a perfect life?

It's a purple key from a big mountain in a hidden country

What time is it?