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".... i need a smoke"

"Too unhealthy..."

She continued her hug.

"i'm immortal unhealthy living for me is just a minor inconvenience i can't even get drunk my metabolism runs so quickly that the alcholol gets purged out of my system before i can taste it you can also let me go revenge"

Revenge wasn't listening anymore.

"Yes, yes, your body processes things..."

sighs and poofs a distance away using shadow travel which is just a fancier term for teleportation as he dust off his cloak and sits alone in a corner

"It is you, the fake."

Revenge almost fell forward, and she frowned when he disappeared.

"You could have warned me."

"ehh but you were defeated by my fleet you and ember both were defeated reduced to just wisdom cubes revenge you may need to ready your weapons"

"you weren't really paying any attention to me"

splinters all in his forehead that he ignored

"Gladly."

...she didn't really need to ready her weapons, since they were already deployed.

prepares my seering light breath weapon

She uses her sword to slice the fake Enty in two. "Just a fake. See?" The "Enterprise" was just a solid projection.

Revenge was on a couch sleeping. "W-Whoa, what? Oh sorry. What did I miss?"

Her main guns were on the couch too, some on top of the other.

snoozing in the corner

Revenge looked at the splintered face of Shade and shook her head. She approached quietly (Close to floating, some would say) and pulled a single splinter out before tossing it off.

"Your face really is horrible... I should say in horrible condition. The face itself is..."

She proceeded not to finish the sentence

Queue an Aquina to the Rescue. "Searing Light is a single Target Cleric Spell that only harms embodiments of pure evil, it eats a standard action to cast, requires a third level slot and at least 5 levels of cleric. there is no species of Dragon or Dragonborn that can cast cleric spells as breath weapons, and after your one searing light for the day, you have to rest for 8 hours then spend an hour in Prayer after that. and if you are some homebrew dragonborn that can turn single target spells into area effects with zero damage loss. i don't know which dungeon master was CENSORED to allow such a build. tell mister dragonborn cleric? did your DM also allow you to munchkin the race creation rules out of Tashas?" Aquina broke the 4th wall on this heavily homebrewed dragonborn cleric no sane DM would allow.

"revenge leave the dude be he's trying to rest he can't do that if you try to be his mom"

"did you know? little Wyrmling Cleric? that the moment you cast searing light? that everyone in this room gets a free opportunity attack against an armor class of autohit? and that one hit, even it does nothing, automatically interrupts your little spell and makes you waste the slot, and i see many fighters, a barbarian or few, and possibly a few rogues in the shadows who would love to sell your kidneys to the necromancers guild."

“Dare I ask what’s going on now?”

"one of those supposed fourth wall breaks that or ranting"