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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog.

(This one is what my friend told me a long time ago)
So a dyslexic man went into a bra...
Best joke my dad every told me, "I love you," and I believed him.
I don't have a dad, but here is a funny joke from my mom.

She told me the Italian ghetto neighborhood is nicknamed Spaghetto, and I laughed too hard.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
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Why do chicken coops always have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
Why were the melons sad that they couldn't get married? It's because they cantaloupe.
!!! I mean no offense by this to anyone !!! To the paraplegic who stole my camo jacket... you can hide but you can't run. !!! I'm so sorry ;-; I just found this a little funny... !!!
Q: Why isn't the Teddy Bear hungry?
A: Because he is stuffed.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese.

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