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The premise of this game is fairly simple: Take an ordinary object, and ascribe a fictional description to it. The description can be as rooted in reality or fiction as you like, sci fi or fantasy, but it would still need to be identifiable as what is is in real life.

I'll go first!
My word: Avocados
Quote:
Sometimes known locally as "fatfruit", this creamy, buttery treat is actually quite delicious and is prized among nobles of certain castes. The fatfruit's other name, however, hints at its macabre needs, and says much about those who are able to farm it.
Also known as "skullfruit", the trees can be found in the wilds where slaughter of any kind has been had. Battlegrounds, mass graves, sacrificial pits, and similar such sights almost always have at least one skullfruit tree, the roots digging deep into bodies of slain humans and animals, specifically seeking out the bones and brains for nutrients.

Next word: Hourglass
Buy this essential device for only two bars of silver and be able to tell time without a sundial! Just flip it over once an hour (who's got anything better to do in the biosphere, anyway?) and carve a mark into your stick and you'll know approximately what time it is (give or take a few grains of sand) every hour of every day! Make your friends with sundials jealous. Be able to tell time even during thunderstorms. Be able to frighten your children into behaving by giving them a concrete visual that tells them how long they have left to clean their sleeping pod. Only two bars of silver...get yours today! (Disclaimer: Do not break glass. Manufacturer is not responsible for any surface toxins remaining in the sand from the Robot Wars.)

Next word: Dolphin
JaronHallivard

Also know as the killer fish! Highly dangerous, we recommend all swimmers to steer ClEAR. If they look at you, well then buddy you're already dead! Dolphins are found in freshwater springs. At all costs, stay away. You can buy your dolphin repellent spray for only $99.99! That's right folks only 99.99!
JaronHallivard

Next word: tomato
This is a juicy substance only found in rare places on Earth called farms! They are bright red and have many uses, such as: eating, dying clothes, cleaning yourself, and scaring away animals that feed on your farms. Just go to TomatosRUs.tomato to order yours online, or buy it at the nearest Tomatos R Us. Only $55! Get yours today!

Tomatos R Us is not responsible for any bodily harm or damage caused by Tomatos. Please direct all complaints and anger towards the Grian Empire.

((Thumbs up to anyone who knows where that's from. (; ))

Next word: Youtube
tbone

An ancient Earth videosharing service only operable on 'phones', 'laptops', and other forms of outdated, clunky earth technology that fell out of use around the time warp pads and interstellar travel became more widespread.

Though widely popular with both Earth inhabitants and galactic visitors alike in its prime, it had its niche taken over by the more accessible and arguably more versatile alien-developed Hologlass™ app GloobTube.

As of 20XX, the site now only remains in use as an alternative video platform for xenophobes and as a means to smuggle forbidden knowledge into planets with less-than-forgiving censorship laws.

Next word: Dress.

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