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Just kidding, it's a giveaway! Well, also a challenge of sorts...

This is a wholly unofficial endeavor. I'll be giving cinnamon sticks to ten people via raffle to aid in catching all the phoenix colors. How do you enter? Give me your best fantasy or RP-related pun (keeping PG-13), and you'll be entered in the raffle. This ends on 8/10 at 11am EST.

That's it!

Entries

1. Juls
2. emroidz
3. tisonlychaos
4. Guardian_Girl
5. Hikari_Yagaza
6. LightSide-Lucree
7. Draken901
8. Ethys
9. PenguinColada
10. Tusitala2017
11. Unicorn

Why do sneaky rogues prefer leather armor?

"Did you hear?
The Queen had another bard executed!
She does this every month!
It’s a well known fact that Her Majesty has a violent minstrel cycle."

*slaps knee*

((YEEESSSSSS))

Keep 'em coming!

a wizard walks into a bar.
the bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here."
the wizard groans, and turns to leave.
on his way out he says, "spell you later!"

Smaug was really a miner problem

An octopus was getting ticked by someone one day. He got exactly Ten-tickles to open the magical door.


((THE PUN IS BAD IM SORRY LOL. Also I think I saw a variation of it somewhere but idk.))

WELCOME TO PUNDERDOME

FIVE CHALLENGERS ENTER, EVERYONE GROANS!

I once was asked by someone to come sit in their LARP so they can weave me a tale.

I asked, "Will this take long? Time is critical, you know, and I don't want to roll with some stranger on the street."

They said, "I assure you, this tale won't dragon. I won't take a lute of your time, and you can leave whenever you're bard with me."

We're best friends now and meet every weekend.

What did the angry Naga say to the Dwarf?

I'm gonna pitch a HISSY FIT.

*BA-DUM, TSSS*

Why didn't Samwise Gamgee take any selfies of his journey to Mount Doom?

He kept getting Frodobombed.

Updated entries!

"Armor is my strong suit."

(Get it? Get it?)

You would think a pirate's favourite letter is the RRRR but it is the C they like most

Entries updated. Using characters is fine as long as they're non-anonymous, so that I can make sure everyone's getting their one entry.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

Because only 11 people entered, everyone's getting cinnamon sticks. Thank you for bringing your best puns to the table!

How kind of you thanks for the Cinnamon Sticks!

Thank you so much for doing this Auberon! I shall gladly display it on my profile, as I have no Phoenix to feed it to.

Dude, thank you!