The city of Doomsdale! Mega city, builder of the DOOMSDALE DOOM BOOM DYNA DOME! And DOOMSDALE DOOM MEGA TACO CORP.
A tranquil and rather busy city with a rich long history, next to no crime and no taxation! Strangely enough all houses where new...And chromed! (Since it was the future of course!) A shiny beacon of prosperity...an utopia really, ever since Dr Stevia Leona, PHD² had been elected as it's mayor as all other political candidates had mysteriously gotten their small toes stuck the same day! Or so the media claims!
Everyone was happy, all ran smooth and flawless in this Remote paradi.....
*CRASH!!!!*
A GIANT ROBOT FOOT SUDDENLY CRASHED THROUGH THE FILMING SET! Debris and what not fell over the stage as filming crews and workers ran for their lives.
Campaing signs that states "DR STEVIA 3025- 3031" All were buried in falling rubble as now open roof of the building two shadowly massive figures could be seen fighting each other in what seemed a massive clash of Titans! On one side it was a giant chromed bipedal lizard shaped Mecha...Mechagodzilla (Although for intellectual properties cant be called that) bearing and even more massive (and highly cultural) sombrero. Wrestling against what could better be described an anthrophomorphic amalgamation of candies, all joined together to form a single unit. With long arms and legs and large smiley pumpkin mask placed were a face was meant to be which clearly was the result of an experiment going rogue.
"COMPUTER!....AHHHH!!!" The shockwaves of thunderous impacts hit through the cabin of the pilot's cockpit as the candy monster slamed against the mecha's frame.
"Computer!!!" The Dr yelled louder but got no response. "JUAN!" The red headed and always lab coated trusty villain yelled.
-"QUE?..." The computer replied in lazy tone.
"ACTIVATE PROTOCOL IRS!! CODENAME: SURPRISE AUDIT!"
Immediatedly all surrounding buildings within the "Mega city" began to shift. Being lowered underground in safe bunkers....Obviously because Dr Stevia worried about the safe keeping of their citizens decided to invest in anti Kaiju measures....Not because she was remotely and secretly trying to conceal any sort of assets!!! SHE WASN'T A CRIMINAL! umm sort off...
In any case! The city was quick to turn into a battleground, as buildings hid to set the stage of what seem was gonna be the biggest Pinata party ever!
"Juan...Play Super Smash Brawl Final Destination...Extended 10 hour Edition" The mad scientist let out a maddened grin.
==GET READY FOR FREE CANDY!!!==
Will you aid the mad scientist evade her tax eva...erhhh...SAVE THE CITY?!! Aid the super evil kaiju that's maybe not gluttenfree? Or maybe you just a passer by That got caught in the mix of a heated battle?! BUT HEY, REGARDLESS Of REASONS, FREE CANDY IS ALMOST GUARANTEED!!! How you got here? Well...that doesnt matter! All you know is that you were out there trick or treating and suddenly a building turned into a giant Robot! Did Dr Stevia lived in a giant robot? Welp...most likely! Who knows!!!? When being a mad scientist with loads of money having a huge mecha was likely on their checklist! Now one that doubled as a home? Now that was crazy!
It's Candy time!
A tranquil and rather busy city with a rich long history, next to no crime and no taxation! Strangely enough all houses where new...And chromed! (Since it was the future of course!) A shiny beacon of prosperity...an utopia really, ever since Dr Stevia Leona, PHD² had been elected as it's mayor as all other political candidates had mysteriously gotten their small toes stuck the same day! Or so the media claims!
Everyone was happy, all ran smooth and flawless in this Remote paradi.....
*CRASH!!!!*
A GIANT ROBOT FOOT SUDDENLY CRASHED THROUGH THE FILMING SET! Debris and what not fell over the stage as filming crews and workers ran for their lives.
Campaing signs that states "DR STEVIA 3025- 3031" All were buried in falling rubble as now open roof of the building two shadowly massive figures could be seen fighting each other in what seemed a massive clash of Titans! On one side it was a giant chromed bipedal lizard shaped Mecha...Mechagodzilla (Although for intellectual properties cant be called that) bearing and even more massive (and highly cultural) sombrero. Wrestling against what could better be described an anthrophomorphic amalgamation of candies, all joined together to form a single unit. With long arms and legs and large smiley pumpkin mask placed were a face was meant to be which clearly was the result of an experiment going rogue.
"COMPUTER!....AHHHH!!!" The shockwaves of thunderous impacts hit through the cabin of the pilot's cockpit as the candy monster slamed against the mecha's frame.
"Computer!!!" The Dr yelled louder but got no response. "JUAN!" The red headed and always lab coated trusty villain yelled.
-"QUE?..." The computer replied in lazy tone.
"ACTIVATE PROTOCOL IRS!! CODENAME: SURPRISE AUDIT!"
Immediatedly all surrounding buildings within the "Mega city" began to shift. Being lowered underground in safe bunkers....Obviously because Dr Stevia worried about the safe keeping of their citizens decided to invest in anti Kaiju measures....Not because she was remotely and secretly trying to conceal any sort of assets!!! SHE WASN'T A CRIMINAL! umm sort off...
In any case! The city was quick to turn into a battleground, as buildings hid to set the stage of what seem was gonna be the biggest Pinata party ever!
"Juan...Play Super Smash Brawl Final Destination...Extended 10 hour Edition" The mad scientist let out a maddened grin.
==GET READY FOR FREE CANDY!!!==
Will you aid the mad scientist evade her tax eva...erhhh...SAVE THE CITY?!! Aid the super evil kaiju that's maybe not gluttenfree? Or maybe you just a passer by That got caught in the mix of a heated battle?! BUT HEY, REGARDLESS Of REASONS, FREE CANDY IS ALMOST GUARANTEED!!! How you got here? Well...that doesnt matter! All you know is that you were out there trick or treating and suddenly a building turned into a giant Robot! Did Dr Stevia lived in a giant robot? Welp...most likely! Who knows!!!? When being a mad scientist with loads of money having a huge mecha was likely on their checklist! Now one that doubled as a home? Now that was crazy!
It's Candy time!
Jeff had been out wandering the streets in an adorable little pumpkin costume, with a small plastic bucket that he carried which he intended to fill with candy. When the buildings began retracting into the ground, he was naturally spooked, but then he noticed the giant candy kaiju. With a "MRRRRRRR!!!!" of joy and ravenous hunger, Jeff lunged at the ankle of the candy monster, biting and tearing away as much as he could while also trying to fill his bucket.
OUCH!!! The giant candy monster let out a crunchy...and rather delicious cry! Countless lollipops, hard candies and chocolate bars, fell all around as it shook from Jeff's Bite!
The valiant shark's bucket was not only instantly filled but it was overwhelmed with candy! A stasb worth at least over a dozen houses and generous ones too!
However as if destiny has intervened, not only was his bucket filled with delicious candy, but also a shiny, beaming and oversized golden Gummy the shape (and taste?) Of a fine cooked sweet ham! Possibly the reward of landing the first hit? Maybe!!!! The giant was hurt but still not down! The corageous bite was key in distracting the beast as it gave time enough for a counter attack!
"AWWWWGHHHHH!!!!! SHOOOO CUTE!!! A TINY A SHARK!! I WANT IT! I WANNA INSTALL A CUTE DEATH RAY ON IT'S FOREHEAD AND BLOW RASPBERRIES..."
"EHH UHHMM!!" The doctor composed herself from the overwhelming cuteness of the adorable shark.
"FIRE THE COUNTER MEAAURES!! HOMING SEEKING TACOS!" She shouted in her cabin.
*BLEEP!* DR Stevia pressed a button causing dual missile launchers to shoot from the mech's shoulders! Impacting the giant'a head! But it wasnt a common detonation what followed...ohh. no!!! What followed was a blast of equally delicious flavor! As dozens of Tacos began to rain from above in a tasty display! The overwhelming clash of flavors making the candy kaiju take a step back aa it cleaned off sauce from it's face.
The valiant shark's bucket was not only instantly filled but it was overwhelmed with candy! A stasb worth at least over a dozen houses and generous ones too!
However as if destiny has intervened, not only was his bucket filled with delicious candy, but also a shiny, beaming and oversized golden Gummy the shape (and taste?) Of a fine cooked sweet ham! Possibly the reward of landing the first hit? Maybe!!!! The giant was hurt but still not down! The corageous bite was key in distracting the beast as it gave time enough for a counter attack!
"AWWWWGHHHHH!!!!! SHOOOO CUTE!!! A TINY A SHARK!! I WANT IT! I WANNA INSTALL A CUTE DEATH RAY ON IT'S FOREHEAD AND BLOW RASPBERRIES..."
"EHH UHHMM!!" The doctor composed herself from the overwhelming cuteness of the adorable shark.
"FIRE THE COUNTER MEAAURES!! HOMING SEEKING TACOS!" She shouted in her cabin.
*BLEEP!* DR Stevia pressed a button causing dual missile launchers to shoot from the mech's shoulders! Impacting the giant'a head! But it wasnt a common detonation what followed...ohh. no!!! What followed was a blast of equally delicious flavor! As dozens of Tacos began to rain from above in a tasty display! The overwhelming clash of flavors making the candy kaiju take a step back aa it cleaned off sauce from it's face.
"Mrrrrrr!" Jeff is satisfied with his haul of candy, tacos, and a giant gummy ham. He cheerfully waves to the giant robot as he heads off.
"PHWOAH would you look at THAT. That's like! My third favorite kind of kaiju!"
The small, cybernetically-augmented squeals of excitement blasted large and distorted through the vocoder of a lumbering, vaguely-simian and rather inconveniently overdesigned mech suit. Gargantuan metal claws primly clasped the flimsy handles of a tiny, orange-and-black striped bag, half-full of treats; the mech had apparently been in the middle of some serious trick-or-treating before the strange and monstrous incursion.
Its driver was an iridescent blue cat, who pressed glowing, diminutive paw-beans against the mech's overlarge bubble canopy from within as it gawked and chattered at the battle that had sprung up around it, flicking its tail in excitement.
And, perhaps rather unfortunately, the tiny ek-ek-eks of the cat's chattering appeared to be translated into proper language via the screeching mechanical vocoder.
"WOW-EEE, PARTNER. I do believe all of that is MINE, now."
And like most cats, he didn't seem to care whether or not he'd been invited as the suit lurched into motion. After delicately setting the treat bag aside, massive metal hands curled into fists as he crouched. And with a snap and hiss of hydraulics, the cat in the mech suit attempted a flying leap towards the candy kaiju, hands splayed wide, ready to tear as many fistfuls of the horrid thing as possible.
The small, cybernetically-augmented squeals of excitement blasted large and distorted through the vocoder of a lumbering, vaguely-simian and rather inconveniently overdesigned mech suit. Gargantuan metal claws primly clasped the flimsy handles of a tiny, orange-and-black striped bag, half-full of treats; the mech had apparently been in the middle of some serious trick-or-treating before the strange and monstrous incursion.
Its driver was an iridescent blue cat, who pressed glowing, diminutive paw-beans against the mech's overlarge bubble canopy from within as it gawked and chattered at the battle that had sprung up around it, flicking its tail in excitement.
And, perhaps rather unfortunately, the tiny ek-ek-eks of the cat's chattering appeared to be translated into proper language via the screeching mechanical vocoder.
"WOW-EEE, PARTNER. I do believe all of that is MINE, now."
And like most cats, he didn't seem to care whether or not he'd been invited as the suit lurched into motion. After delicately setting the treat bag aside, massive metal hands curled into fists as he crouched. And with a snap and hiss of hydraulics, the cat in the mech suit attempted a flying leap towards the candy kaiju, hands splayed wide, ready to tear as many fistfuls of the horrid thing as possible.
"AHHHHHW~♡♡ LOOK AT IT SHOOO CUTE! WAVING!!! AHHH I WANT ONE!!!" Stevia' eyes could only focus on the adorable tiny shark waving with it's tiny paw!
"GOOD BYE!!" The doctor waved eagerly a giant mechanical arm, her voie an all girly tone utterly drunk in the cuteness of the pumpkin shark...sort of forgetting she was in the middle of a fight!
*BONK!*
While the doctor was distracted. The giant Khaiju took it's chance to morph one of it's arms into a giant lollipop mace! Giving a high calorie, highly educational and highly painful (if machines could feel pain) bonkus on the robot zilla's head!
*CLANK!* The air was filled with a metallic clank.
Within the cockpit Dr Stevia was seeing cute sharks dancing in circles over her head! The impact temporaily stunning the crazy villain.
Ohh!! No Stevia was staggered! Who would come to her aid?
*WWWWAAAMMM!!
Not a moment sooner did help arrive. Curiously enough in the shape of yet another mech! Smaller yet far more origin..UNIQUE! In design! It lunged and dug an entry hole on the monster's torso! The momentum such that also an exit hole followed! Like...Like In those ALIEN movies!
*swwwooashhhhhh~ sshaaahzzz!*
Waves of candy,from bars to jell beans fell all around! The nine lived pilot, not only managed in striking the kaiju, saving the Dr but also finding themselves carrying huge bathtubs worth of candy! So many that they slid between the robots's fingers of how much they were. Likely a year worth of delicious snacks! Yet the true prize was the suprise hidden beneath! Succesfully Putting their hands...or umm...paws onto a giant two handed lollipop mace of destruction! An enormous cyan colored spherical candy made the head, with a ring of spikes surrounding the middle with a sturdy shaft coming from it that emmited a faint traces of blue lighting...Did it shot lighting beams? Yes, yes it did...Also it made one's tongue dye blue!
What would a kitten do with a giant lollipop mace? That shot lighting? Who knows! All Stevia knew was that it was time for payback!
"TOMA!" DR Stevia yelled as it delivered an artack of opportunity towards the Kaiju, a potent kick that she liked to call...The nutcracker!
*PHAM!*
OUCH! Umm..IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! That was likely to hurt! The sync combo both cat and scientist, just like the adorable shark's help was enough to cause the monster to be stunned and open to retaliation!
"GOOD BYE!!" The doctor waved eagerly a giant mechanical arm, her voie an all girly tone utterly drunk in the cuteness of the pumpkin shark...sort of forgetting she was in the middle of a fight!
*BONK!*
While the doctor was distracted. The giant Khaiju took it's chance to morph one of it's arms into a giant lollipop mace! Giving a high calorie, highly educational and highly painful (if machines could feel pain) bonkus on the robot zilla's head!
*CLANK!* The air was filled with a metallic clank.
Within the cockpit Dr Stevia was seeing cute sharks dancing in circles over her head! The impact temporaily stunning the crazy villain.
Ohh!! No Stevia was staggered! Who would come to her aid?
*WWWWAAAMMM!!
Not a moment sooner did help arrive. Curiously enough in the shape of yet another mech! Smaller yet far more origin..UNIQUE! In design! It lunged and dug an entry hole on the monster's torso! The momentum such that also an exit hole followed! Like...Like In those ALIEN movies!
*swwwooashhhhhh~ sshaaahzzz!*
Waves of candy,from bars to jell beans fell all around! The nine lived pilot, not only managed in striking the kaiju, saving the Dr but also finding themselves carrying huge bathtubs worth of candy! So many that they slid between the robots's fingers of how much they were. Likely a year worth of delicious snacks! Yet the true prize was the suprise hidden beneath! Succesfully Putting their hands...or umm...paws onto a giant two handed lollipop mace of destruction! An enormous cyan colored spherical candy made the head, with a ring of spikes surrounding the middle with a sturdy shaft coming from it that emmited a faint traces of blue lighting...Did it shot lighting beams? Yes, yes it did...Also it made one's tongue dye blue!
What would a kitten do with a giant lollipop mace? That shot lighting? Who knows! All Stevia knew was that it was time for payback!
"TOMA!" DR Stevia yelled as it delivered an artack of opportunity towards the Kaiju, a potent kick that she liked to call...The nutcracker!
*PHAM!*
OUCH! Umm..IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! That was likely to hurt! The sync combo both cat and scientist, just like the adorable shark's help was enough to cause the monster to be stunned and open to retaliation!
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