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He turned hearing a new voice. His eyes brightened up as his lips twisted into the devious smile, "Why ladies and...other ladies." His announcer like voice booming in the air. "We have another contestant..."

Without warning his body darted to the poor wandering girl and he would leap, diving in an performance type way as his body twisted and he extended his arm, snatching the headphones and devouring them in a single gulp. He dropped to his hands and knees...

He eyed the girl, his stomach beginning the lethal gurgle once again. He allowed the jaw to disocnnect once more. He gave a fierce gag and exhaled..of all things....

A two headed fluffy bunny of pink fur offering a slice of watermelon.

Sana gasped, squeaking loudly in response to his sudden movements, screaming, "My headphones!" She reached out and leaped forward to grab them back, only to stop still as he swallowed them. She let out a soft sound of grief. "I liked those headphones..." she half-whispered.

She wrinkled her nose at the sound of his gurgling stomach and shielded her head with her arms as he exhaled, curiously looking at him through the crack between her arms. She gasped, as the two-headed bunny landed on the ground, simply stating, "What the hell?" as she dropped her arms.

After looking at the bunny for a moment, she approached the bunny and lowered herself on her knees, and decided the thing was rather cute. Even if it was pink.


She reached out carefully to ruffle the fur behind its ears, murmuring, "Hey there, little guy!"

Blakwil eyed in wonder of him giving yet another inanimate object life....that is an abomination kids.

"THAT LIFE IS A LIE!" Blakwil yelled as he dove across the ground and engulfed the pink and fluffy two headed bunny offering its slice of watermelon.

He curled into a ball as the gurgling grew more and more horenddous. He convulsed along the ground until out came.....






1973 Aqua Gloss Corvette. With matching leather interior and chrome rims and white wall tires.

Sana screamed indignantly as the man's jaws engulfed the little creature. "Hey, I liked him!" she cried,folding her arms petulantly.

Still, she watched the man curiously. Would anything new come from his mouth? Yet another adorable mutation or maybe a strange outfit. The last thing she expected, though, was a car.

Which was exactly what came out. She gasped, jaw dropping. She had only seen Corvettes like that in magazines, movies, and pictures on the Internet. Never in real life. "An I dreaming?" She murmured.

Natalia had returned to her spot at the garbage can but stood in front of it now to watch. She had just gotten a new outfit and didn't want to soil it do soon, especially since it risked him getting mad and consuming her again, then not letting her out.
Nonetheless, Natalia was as surprised as Alesana when the car came out. She didn't know a lot about cars and as far as she was concerned there were only two big differences from one car to the next: the body shape and amount of people who can fit. Still though, she could tell that car was worth a lot, both by people's reactions to the car itself, and from a previous experience where she walked by one and her tail accidentally brushed it. This resulted in a lecture on the car's value and a beating which left her bleeding on the ground. She shuddered at the memory and whimpered slightly at it.

He studied the car carefully and walked around it in a slow, stalking fashion. He looked around, "Look at this lovely work of art. A beautiful machine, and here it is. Just sitting here, waiting to be driven. I suppose I could just give it away, I can't drive after all.." His face twisted to something more devious, "But, The door is missing." with that he snatched the door off and began chewing it rapidly until it too had been devoured.

He gave a burp then sat on in the front seat of the car. Pulling off knobs and eating them as he hummed, slowly picking apart the once beautiful automobile.

Alesana glanced at Natalia, a lost expression on her face. Her eyes flew back to the strange man as he commented on its lack of a door. She cringed as he ripped it off; it was such a lovely car... why destroy it in such a manner!? Sana appreciated Corvettes, very much so. She wasn't a huge fan of cars, but these babies she loved. Especially in such a beautiful color.

And so it was with horror that she watched the man begin to slowly devour the car, bit by bit, screw by screw. Her reaction was identical to that of the crowd: shocked, angered, horrified.

After finishing the sandwhich, Natalia grabbed her furry shark tail and held it to her chest. Yes, the strange man had given her new clothes and even food, something she couldn't say for any other human... Or really too many anthros for that matter, but still she didn't want to be here an so with tail clutched to her chest, she began to walk away.

The deep thunderous sound began to roar into the air from the bowels of this odd man. His eyes flashed as he rose up darted off leaping into the window of a bakery. The gurgling grew louder as he could be heard madly consuming any food in sight. He began charging forward and would leap high as he could and with a hiccup he grinned. A sudden bright flash and a earth shaking boom. The man...had he truly just exploded. Confetti rained down around the remainder of the car car.

After a brief silence the trunk rattled and kicked open. The man sat there chewing on potato chips with a twisted smile. "Wasn't that just amazing?"

Natalia let out a shrill scream web the explosion sounded and she squatted down with her hands covering her head, sobbing. Once the ringing faded from her ears, she started running away, tears pouring down her face.