“Now then.” From no where, she just pulls out a lollipop and proceeds to do…what she normally does with them. Eat them, obviously.
“You stupid tea-swigger, you’re not supposed to point it at yourself.”
"shut it one eyed angry pirate that lost to a failure of a victorian vampire wannabe!"
"Oh damn-"
“Thou hath called?”
"MOTHERF****CKER!!! censored piece of censored stupid looking so much censoring"
“I shall take that as a “nay”.”
Raven pops back into reality, slightly calmer
“Mon Dieu….be quiet! We get it!”
"shut it you french commerce raider! come back when you aren't lusting for Massachusetts!"
“Are you done yet?”
"Shade, why are you swearing so much? You're gonna scare the children and the cat." She points to Nolegs and Peanut refering to them as the child and the cat
“Eh, just let the CENSOREDing kids hear it. It desensitizes them and then we don’t have to REDACTEDing deal with it, cause it’s a pain in the ass to DATA EXPUNGEDing be around people who aren’t desensitized to that kinda shit.”
"i completely jesus christ censor that they shouldn't be censored left in the censored dark"
“See? Even the stupid honking Brit gets it.”
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